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(SacBee)   Looks like that "Famous Jewish Sports Legends" pamphlet may need a new edition   (sacbee.com) divider line 30
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2009-08-23 01:18:45 PM  
Is it true thet Kevin Youkilis lights a candle everytime he hits a homer?
 
2009-08-23 01:19:36 PM  
19.media.tumblr.com
I just want to let him know: Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2009-08-23 01:25:16 PM  
Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?
 
2009-08-23 01:46:37 PM  
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

I know mate, it's like I woke up in a different world. Next thing you'll say that there is a black pro golfer!
 
2009-08-23 01:56:10 PM  
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

You're right. They coach!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-23 01:58:18 PM  
I thought it was a leaflet.
 
2009-08-23 02:07:13 PM  
It's heavy reading now. Can I get the pamphlet on NFL players without a criminal record?
 
2009-08-23 02:08:17 PM  
Blood!
Frogs!
Lice!
Dog Flies!
Vick!
Boils!
Hail!
Enron!
Darkness!
Stern!
 
2009-08-23 02:42:38 PM  
looks like i picked the wrong week to quit reading sacbee
 
2009-08-23 03:06:16 PM  
Sign-in screens make Baby Moishe cry
 
2009-08-23 03:20:51 PM  
Fabric_Man: Sign-in screens make Baby Moishe cry

More like Billy Moishe Eisley

www.starwars.com
 
2009-08-23 03:46:51 PM  
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Typically you're right about Jewish athletes. They do get gassed way too early.
Good luck Jew of the Kings!
 
2009-08-23 04:19:17 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Typically you're right about Jewish athletes. They do get gassed way too early.
Good luck Jew of the Kings!


Oh. My. God.

The Jew of the Kings.

Brilliant!
 
2009-08-23 04:28:24 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Typically you're right about Jewish athletes. They do get gassed way too early.
Good luck Jew of the Kings!


I'm going to hell for laughing at that. Thanks a lot!
 
2009-08-23 04:37:47 PM  
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Not true, most jewish boys play basketball. Hell, drive down to Boca, and to pick out the jewish houses, look for the ones with a basketball hoop in the driveway. Whether they're any good is any different.

/is a hebrew himself, as his name implies
//mozal tov to this guy, we're all counting on you
 
2009-08-23 04:40:25 PM  
The 'Brew: /is a hebrew himself, as his name implies

Ah, I thought you were just a concoction.
 
2009-08-23 04:59:32 PM  
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

And they sure as shiat dont shoot on farkin Shomer shabbos!
 
2009-08-23 05:00:47 PM  
One of the best basketball teams in the world was the Philadelphia Sphas.
They played out of the South Philadelphia South Hebrew Association hench the name,
 
2009-08-23 05:07:08 PM  
Finally. Somebody has to take the pressure off Gabe Kapler!

/Does anyone know if Rex Grossman is Jewish?
 
2009-08-23 05:08:36 PM  
www.tabletmag.com

/Hotlinked like a string of Kosher sausage.
 
2009-08-23 05:10:33 PM  
The Hebrew Hammer would like a word with all of you.

img517.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-23 05:15:18 PM  
Arkanaut: /Does anyone know if Rex Grossman is Jewish?

I don't know, but I'm living proof that you can't always go by the last name. I have a stereotypical Jewish last name, and I'm half-Jewish on my Dad's side, but my Mom's of Italian descent and I was raised Catholic. Some of my friends are similar in this regard (ex: one was raised Jewish despite a last name that starts with "Mc").

We're probably exceptions though.
 
2009-08-23 06:08:21 PM  
Some of my friends are similar in this regard (ex: one was raised Jewish despite a last name that starts with "Mc").

Schecky McSchwartz?
 
2009-08-23 06:47:04 PM  
In other news, Dirk Nowitzki just bought a new ashtray.
 
2009-08-23 07:05:15 PM  
ha-I knew Harry Boykoff subby, he WAS the highest paid guy in NBA history....15 large a year...for Albany
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
 
2009-08-23 07:40:03 PM  
ctobio: The Hebrew Hammer would like a word with all of you.

At first I thought that was Matt LeBlanc.
 
2009-08-23 08:02:07 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Typically you're right about Jewish athletes. They do get gassed way too early.
Good luck Jew of the Kings!


I lol'd

We're both going to hell.
 
2009-08-23 08:46:35 PM  
When I saw he was drafted by the Kings, I thought the LA Kings. You know, a real sport.
 
2009-08-24 02:38:05 PM  
drunk_bouncnbaloruber: When I saw he was drafted by the Kings, I thought the LA Kings. You know, a real sport.

Jews don't play hockey. Their mothers won't let them around anything that sharp.
 
2009-08-24 11:29:42 PM  
Fark Griswald: SwingAwayMarell: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Jews don't play basketball. What is this bullshiat?

Typically you're right about Jewish athletes. They do get gassed way too early.
Good luck Jew of the Kings!

I lol'd

We're both going to hell.


I'll see you guys down there. I lol'd too.
 
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