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johnsoninca

2009-08-23 08:24:39 AM

Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Megain

2009-08-23 09:56:29 AM

submitter: Design firm offers 'teen-proof' room complete with carpeting, walls and ceiling that resists stains

you'd think they'd make the carpeting and walls resist stains too

/drtfa

Orion5k

2009-08-23 11:30:36 AM

Or you could be raised to actually take care of your shiat...

Emposter

2009-08-23 11:31:11 AM

A room that costs tens of thousands of dollars?

Damn right that's teen proof...no parent I know would get that for their kid.

/ripped off much?

mrEdude

2009-08-23 11:32:13 AM

wow, i guess it must be next to impossible to attach a picture to such an article, what with the complete lack of cameras and camera-phones and such in the world.

Rumple_Foreskin

2009-08-23 11:32:25 AM

johnsoninca: Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

I have heard that rolling out plastic wall to wall is the way to go. Then, I have also heard that you want to mop up after the plastic removal with at least a 60/40 bleach to water mixture to remove possible blood spots. Again, this is what I have heard.

geniusiknowit

2009-08-23 11:32:34 AM

mrEdude

2009-08-23 11:34:04 AM

johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Emposter

2009-08-23 11:34:17 AM

mrEdude: wow, i guess it must be next to impossible to attach a picture to such an article, what with the complete lack of cameras and camera-phones and such in the world.

With pictures it would become obvious that just about everything in there can be easily reproduced for about a tenth the price.

Emposter

2009-08-23 11:35:14 AM

mrEdude: johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Are you new to fark?

Gunderson

2009-08-23 11:36:40 AM

We already have teen-proof rooms....

porcelain808

2009-08-23 11:37:00 AM

Article boring. "National Hot Dog Day: PETA Style" photo not so.

Emposter

2009-08-23 11:38:01 AM

porcelain808: Article boring. "National Hot Dog Day: PETA Style" photo not so.

Yeah. Someone should have posted that article on Fark weeks ago!

Oh...wait...

cryinoutloud

2009-08-23 11:39:18 AM

Do they offer one that resists a teenager who likes to sit around and play with razor blades? "Oh, yeah, THAT slices open. How about THIS?"

/Don't ask me
//May have some issues. may.

echomike23

2009-08-23 11:41:44 AM

Rumple_Foreskin: johnsoninca: Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

I have heard that rolling out plastic wall to wall is the way to go. Then, I have also heard that you want to mop up after the plastic removal with at least a 60/40 bleach to water mixture to remove possible blood spots. Again, this is what I have heard.

***Checks to see if he is standing on plastic****
www.filmdope.com

UncleCal

2009-08-23 11:42:10 AM

"I'm sorry. We want a block of flats, not an abattoir. Nice though the abattoir is."

porcelain808

2009-08-23 11:48:07 AM

Emposter: porcelain808: Article boring. "National Hot Dog Day: PETA Style" photo not so.

Yeah. Someone should have posted that article on Fark weeks ago!

Oh...wait...

Ah. Eyecandiness quotient remains elevated nonetheless.

Dman33

2009-08-23 11:52:20 AM

Beta tester.

EggFool

2009-08-23 11:52:53 AM

So it's got fabric on the walls, a glass desk, and a shiatload of small compartments for stuff? Nice idea. They will put their potato chips in all the small compartments. Then they will put pudding in there. Then some sunflower seed shells.

Teen-prof would be a concrete ~~cell~~ room in the basement until they learn some manners.

I haven't gone into my daughter's room in about three years.

Sting

2009-08-23 12:00:18 PM

Approves

/hot like a fresh kill

TF2_Pyro

2009-08-23 12:02:54 PM

EggFool: They will put their potato chips in all the small compartments. Then they will put pudding in there. Then some sunflower seed shells.

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groverpm

2009-08-23 12:10:24 PM

johnsoninca: Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Rumple_Foreskin: I have heard that rolling out plastic wall to wall is the way to go. Then, I have also heard that you want to mop up after the plastic removal with at least a 60/40 bleach to water mixture to remove possible blood spots. Again, this is what I have heard.

Forget the bleach, use Oxyclean. (new window)

detfrost1

2009-08-23 12:10:35 PM

Seriously, give your kids a box of kleenex, or "wet ones" or teach them to shoot it into a sock.

::eye roll::

EggFool

2009-08-23 12:10:53 PM

TF2_Pyro: EggFool: They will put their potato chips in all the small compartments. Then they will put pudding in there. Then some sunflower seed shells.

Well they might... Ooooh! A puppy!

FatSteveWasted

2009-08-23 12:14:59 PM

Dman33: Beta tester.

Goddamnit, gotta get me a towel to get all the coffee off my monitor after seeing that. Just coffee, I swear to gawd.

Barakku

2009-08-23 12:17:22 PM

Teen-proof? Just put "We card for liquor" on the door. Problem solved.

jonny_q

2009-08-23 12:19:39 PM

I remember the days when I could hit the ceiling.

The Dread Pirate Robertson

2009-08-23 12:21:34 PM

jonny_q: I remember the days when I could hit the ceiling.

Peter North posts on Fark?

PPL_Wannabe

2009-08-23 12:22:27 PM

What about resisting fire?

Hagbardr

2009-08-23 12:23:33 PM

Just make it so you can haul in the pressure washer and send everything down the drain in the middle of the floor.

pat-246

2009-08-23 12:27:51 PM

give me my ex girlfriend, a twelve pack of big red soda, some laffy taffy, and two cigars or cigarettes and i'll show you if its teen-proof or not
/used all above things mentioned in my room
//all the gods in the world couldnt erase all the stains

Funk Brothers

2009-08-23 12:30:33 PM

A room that keeps Pedobear away?

Great.

bmwericus

2009-08-23 12:36:14 PM

"Teen Proof"? HA! Unless it is solid concrete and steel, and maybe not even then.

Teen Resistant perhaps.

LordBollocks

2009-08-23 12:37:01 PM

Did anyone else notice Fark's fave attention whores in the sidebar?

wbudnick

2009-08-23 12:41:36 PM

They need to work on stain-proof pants more than stain-proof rooms. And not those stains either.

detfrost1

2009-08-23 12:41:38 PM

jonny_q: I remember the days when I could hit the ceiling.

HOT.

Can I have your phone number?

mrEdude

2009-08-23 12:42:04 PM

Emposter mrEdude: johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Are you new to fark?

No...why? Got a problem with equal-opportunity torture?

you_idiot

2009-08-23 12:45:19 PM

Megain: submitter: Design firm offers 'teen-proof' room complete with carpeting, walls and ceiling that resists stains

you'd think they'd make the carpeting and walls resist stains too

/drtfa

If it's a teenage boys room, it's most important to make the ceiling stain proof actually.

kroonermanblack

2009-08-23 12:52:15 PM

mrEdude: Emposter mrEdude: johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Are you new to fark?

No...why? Got a problem with equal-opportunity torture?

Clearly you are. You might want to google joke, humor, sense of humor, laughter, amusement, and joke. Because apparently that sort of 'whoosh' sound you heard earlier was the comment going right over your head.

porcelain808

2009-08-23 12:53:40 PM

Not so hard. Just make a big sock.

dreadprophet

2009-08-23 12:54:18 PM

kroonermanblack: Clearly you are. You might want to google joke, humor, sense of humor, laughter, amusement, and joke. Because apparently that sort of 'whoosh' sound you heard earlier was the comment going right over your head.

Congrats on getting trolled.

Quantumbunny

2009-08-23 01:06:47 PM

kroonermanblack: mrEdude: Emposter mrEdude: johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Are you new to fark?

No...why? Got a problem with equal-opportunity torture?

Clearly you are. You might want to google joke, humor, sense of humor, laughter, amusement, and joke. Because apparently that sort of 'whoosh' sound you heard earlier was the comment going right over your head.

You said joke twice...

The Dread Pirate Robertson

2009-08-23 01:16:01 PM

Quantumbunny: You said joke twice...

Well, we already know he likes rape.

Quantumbunny

2009-08-23 01:17:36 PM

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Quantumbunny: You said joke twice...

Well, we already know he likes rape.

*set* and *spiked*

Thanks for the pickup.

Jamdug!

2009-08-23 01:20:14 PM

Quantumbunny: kroonermanblack: mrEdude: Emposter mrEdude: johnsoninca Is it also CSI-proof, because I'm looking for a room that cleans up easy after I rape a girl and slit her throat...

Hilarious.

Hopefully she manages to kick you off, grab your knife, cut off your junk and stuff it down your throat...without making too much of a mess.

Are you new to fark?

No...why? Got a problem with equal-opportunity torture?

Clearly you are. You might want to google joke, humor, sense of humor, laughter, amusement, and joke. Because apparently that sort of 'whoosh' sound you heard earlier was the comment going right over your head.

You said joke twice...

He likes jokes.

i4.ytimg.com

CommandantVonThrash

2009-08-23 01:26:13 PM

Ringshadow

2009-08-23 01:28:10 PM

How about a mechanic proof bathroom?

Seriously my brother's a gearhead and my tolerance has limits.

BumpInTheNight

2009-08-23 01:30:46 PM

Ringshadow: How about a mechanic proof bathroom?

Seriously my brother's a gearhead and my tolerance has limits.

Just claim the seat is still under warranty.

jshabbadoo

2009-08-23 01:40:12 PM

Orion5k: Or you could be raised to actually take care of your shiat...

you have never had kids, have you?

RaisedOnATARI

2009-08-23 01:45:12 PM

Does the room stop the teen from being a moody self centered a-hole?

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