Better, faster, cheaper. Pick two.

You get what you give.

/she's not going to get much

Jeez if she wants to be a trophy wife she can use one of the trophy wife dating sites like

SugarDaddie (new window)

LOL that'll teach me not to RTFA... the bint already used that site.

Aw boohoo, someone with a winning lottery ticket between her legs doesn't know what to do with it. Have a sex change honey, become a man. Then you'll know what loneliness really is. It'll be years between some even acknowledging your mere existence. And even then it's just to ask the time.

So, was I capable of changing myself permanently to live the high life with a rich man? And, more pertinently, did I want to?

No. I may have (very briefly) snared a millionaire but I wasn't prepared to do what it takes to keep one.

Why do I suspect that this enlightening insight won't change enough of her attitude and behavior? Failing to "officially" be a shallow, materialistic, greedy asshole does not necessarily prove that one is a considerate, modest, mostly stable role model. This is not binary; there's a spectrum here.

Quantum Apostrophe: Aw boohoo, someone with a winning lottery ticket between her legs doesn't know what to do with it. Have a sex change honey, become a man. Then you'll know what loneliness really is. It'll be years between some even acknowledging your mere existence. And even then it's just to ask the time.

Bitter, party of one... your table's ready.

I couldn't care enough to read through the whole article. Who would find this an interesting read besides herself? While she is fairly attractive, I don't think she is rich trophy wife attractive.

I'd fark her

This is every girl's mantra. Duh.

I always think about that banker that replied to that personal ad...

"Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!"

"It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease,"

I'm going to save this URL and check back one a month to see if I have begun to give a dead rat's ass about this shallow, ridiculous. childish woman.

/I ain't holding my breath

She's just being honest. Our genes make us want to fark young, hot girls, get them pregnant, leave them on the side of the road, and hope two or three of them survive. Their genes make them want to scout out the man with the highest social status and trap him into committing resources to ensure the survival of their offspring. We are all making cold, heartless, calculating decisions that will maximize our likelihood of genetic immortality. You can say that men are pigs and cheaters and assholes and women are gold-digging whores, or you can just accept that it is natural and biological.

Wow, I read articles about baby rape, murder, genocide and cannibalism but this one truly made me sick.

Honey, you have to dump me before you start asking those questions openly in public.

Oh.

Nevermind.

/drtfa

phenn: Quantum Apostrophe: Aw boohoo, someone with a winning lottery ticket between her legs doesn't know what to do with it. Have a sex change honey, become a man. Then you'll know what loneliness really is. It'll be years between some even acknowledging your mere existence. And even then it's just to ask the time.

Bitter, party of one... your table's ready.

Sure thing, honey pot. You wouldn't last a day as a man.

Quantum Apostrophe: phenn: Quantum Apostrophe: Aw boohoo, someone with a winning lottery ticket between her legs doesn't know what to do with it. Have a sex change honey, become a man. Then you'll know what loneliness really is. It'll be years between some even acknowledging your mere existence. And even then it's just to ask the time.

Bitter, party of one... your table's ready.

Sure thing, honey pot. You wouldn't last a day as a man.

good god I hope you are just trolling QA.

More cack from the Daily Mail, conservative aspirational guff by air head, shallow, Polly-filler tart. The worst thing is she earns a good wage as a journalist, compared to 90% reading it, but tries to make it seem like she is just another rat in the rat race. Go earn our own money, stop pretending you won't start sucking some rich 45 year old property developers wangy in a couple of years.

WTF does 'decreibes' mean?

No. I may have (very briefly) snared a millionaire but I wasn't prepared to do what it takes to keep one.

It's the lack of education ... or as the English would say, "proper breeding".

She skipped BJ101.

I'm nice, good looking and rich, but I think her knees are way too sharp.

Okay okay, If I were nice, good looking and rich, I could do much better than her.

//and still make it to the gym in 26 minutes.

mojofriendship: WTF does 'decreibes' mean?

It's the word that big time journalists use - when on a quest for utter self-involvement - instead of "describes".

Truly modern women have no time for editing and it's YOUR fault.

*snrk*

meow said the dog: Yes I do the answering of questions very much often on the Yahoo Answers

That explains everything. They need to do way instain mother!

Short answer: no.

Long answer:

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

themeaningoflifeisnot: Maybe someone should RTFA. It's an indictment of those women who spend their lives looking to snag a millionaire so they can sit on their fat asses in luxury and never lift a finger as long as they live.

Yeah, with enough pap, twaddle and malarkey to pad a paperback.

I'm sick of precious "what if it were ME" journalism. Florence King would have this woman's had on a pike and I'd bring the pike.

Do your job and skip the cereal, dearie.

Have her HEAD on a pike, rather.

Sorry. Early yet.

True story:

I once had a woman proudly tell me she was "High maintenance"
I told her that the combination of high maintenance and high mileage usually results in a "Trade-in"

/she was 40
//and never called me again

Let's put ourselves in the shoes of the guy she's looking for. He's rich, handsome, and nice. If such a person really existed, he could pretty much have his pick of the litter. So why would he choose this vapid coont? He probably wants someone who is beautiful, nice, and not after him for his money. She's none of those things.

I'd hit it.

loser_death_spiral: He probably wants someone who is beautiful, nice, and not after him for his money has a great rack.

FTFY

Wow, thanks a lot for making it so much harder for the rest of the women in the world to get any respect. At least drop the pretense of looking for love and admit you're just a whore.

Quantum Apostrophe: Sure thing, honey pot. You wouldn't last a day as a man.

Don't you patronize me, fellah!

themeaningoflifeisnot: Maybe someone should RTFA. It's an indictment of those women who spend their lives looking to snag a millionaire so they can sit on their fat asses in luxury and never lift a finger as long as they live.

I RTfA. Yes it was, but it was also about her desire to also sit on her fat ass in luxury and never lift a finger as long as she lived, but she wanted to be *herself* while she did it. So, she's not only a whore, but a pompous whore.

Was intelligence one of her required citeria?
Because usually such desires are reciprocal.
Perhaps that's the problem.

themeaningoflifeisnot: Maybe someone should RTFA. It's an indictment of those women who spend their lives looking to snag a millionaire so they can sit on their fat asses in luxury and never lift a finger as long as they live.

Why, though? Who cares? If they know what they want out of life then good on them I guess. I'm not ridiculously wealthy so I'll never have to deal with them. Then again, as a sociopathic mutant living in a cave without a job and a penis the size of a pencil eraser, I don't have to deal with women at all.

"I want someone who's looks like Salma Hayek, Gives a great BJ, Makes a great sandwich, Does not mind me farking her friends, has a lot of money and, well, I want it all. Is that possible?"

Fixed that for Me!