Damn. Must be one hell of a slow news day.

Oh you got burned them there subby! I'll bet those stupid scientists can't even pinpoint the moment an astrological sign switches to another!

That's a huge biatch!

The gravitational pull of their mom counter-effects any that the other planets may have upon their birthchart.

I wonder what astrologers would do without ridiculousness.

Sun God: I wonder what astrologers would do without ridiculousness.

Art or music.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Sun God: I wonder what astrologers would do without ridiculousness.

Art or music.

That seems okay. I like art and music.

Calamormine: Who says you can't combine ridiculousness AND music? (new window)

foiled again

The only way to prove astrology works would be the ability to name a person's birth date based on some questions. Like, "are you a focused individual with mysterious qualities?" If you believe in astrology, at least you've not an atheist.

My birthday is not April 19th.

Sun God: If you believe in astrology, at least you've not an atheist.

It's grammatically correct, yet.. still makes no sense...

ninjakirby: Sun God: If you believe in astrology, at least you've not an atheist.

It's grammatically correct, yet.. still makes no sense...

you're

Occam's Chainsaw: People who believe utter horsesh*t are somehow better than people who don't. Or something.

That's arrogance. Most people don't like that.

Sun God: you're

Eh.

anyone else think these babies were alien?

NCP69: anyone else think these babies were alien?

I was just gonna say, British babies be ugly.

Jesus Christ she gave birth to the children of the corn!

Sun God:
If you believe in astrology, at least you've not an atheist.

Bollocks. Atheism just means you don't think there are any gods. It doesn't mean you can't be a supersticious fool.

The British: ugliest people in the world.

/Keeley notwithstanding

micromedic: The children have a look of the "thick as a brick" category.......

Of course they do, they're newborns!

/Babies are stupid (pops)

'That might not make sense'

Dear subby,

We don't all inhabit the same realm of stupidity as you.

Kind regards,

My God.

micromedic: SEE!!!! please refer to previous comment.....

I wasn't saying they were stupid. I was actually pointing out the ferocious level of ugly.

If that ain't an advert for Trojans, I don't know what is.

rcain: The gravitational pull of their mom counter-effects any that the other planets may have upon their birthchart.

Do the Brits have a kind of endemic progeria over there or what? They look in their 40s to me, yet the article claims she's 24. And quite frankly, the look on the guy's face is scary, like he's contemplating eating the kids as soon as the missus waddles off to work.

phenn: If that ain't an advert for Trojans, I don't know what is.

This.

There are two of them!! "Please wrap your junk, or you might have a baby. Worse yet, you might have TWO babies. *neigh* Tro-jan-maaaaaaaan!!"

/twin
//glad to be mom to a singleton

One Million Dollars.

"We look for things. Things that make us go."

Lol at the Children of the Damned comment in the comments section.

caret: "We look for things. Things that make us go."

You are smart.

You can make us laugh.

Yall are some funny moefoe's,

IMO, even if one doesn't beleive there is a God, the very idea of one's fate being determined by the position of astrological objects is laughable.

That asice, I was whelped in late March so I'm an Aeries. And it was in 1972 so in the Chinese zodiac, I'm a rat. Both of them a food source for my species :-P

I understand perspective and all but the mom's hands are getting to me. They look like they belong to a male giant.

All I can think, after reading this, is that her doctors are idiots. Why on earth was she sent home after delivering the first twin? Something was obviously wrong.

Maybe the NHS isn't all that.

phenn: My God.

Welcome to the National Health Service, where your doctor will send you home to give birth on the bathroom floor not once, but twice in the same pregnancy!

Think Obamacare will be any different? Socialized medicine is socialized medicine...

10 U.S.C. 311: Welcome to the National Health Service, where your doctor will send you home to give birth on the bathroom floor not once, but twice in the same pregnancy!

Think Obamacare will be any different? Socialized medicine is socialized medicine...

1/10. You're reaching.

Am I the only one that sees a resemblance?

A similar thing happened to my cousin. Her twin girls have two different birthdays because they were born about 18 hours apart. They were fraternal twins, though, which makes a little more sense. Usually identical twins share one amniotic sac which is why they are normally born minutes apart but that's not always the case. These guys must have each had their own.