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Two Dogs Farking

2009-08-22 06:30:51 PM

Totally tasteless and unnecessary, subby.

/+1

gopher321

2009-08-22 06:35:00 PM

Yes, that headline was mulch appreciated subby.

HappyHarryHardOn

2009-08-22 06:36:34 PM

headline is even better when you look and notice the article is from The BLADE

TwoHead

2009-08-22 06:44:34 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Totally tasteless and unnecessary, subby.

/+1

Just the sort of thing that should be cut off at the knees.

/also +1

Paris1127

2009-08-22 06:54:18 PM

HappyHarryHardOn: headline is even better when you look and notice the article is from The BLADE

You're sharp

/Subby

cksewell

2009-08-22 06:56:57 PM

I never understood how this sort of accident happens so much. With most riding mowers top speed 8-9mph it would seem the driver would have to be blind or drunk not to be able to stop in time.

driven to quit

2009-08-22 10:13:08 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Totally tasteless and unnecessary, subby.

/+1

This.

HappyHarryHardOn: headline is even better when you look and notice the article is from The BLADE

and that.

+1 from me all around.

GAT_00

2009-08-22 10:56:18 PM

/+1

baka-san

2009-08-22 11:20:51 PM

Yeah, but think of all the nutrition for the lawn!

+1

Indolent

2009-08-22 11:48:26 PM

And this didn't happen in Texas? I'm shocked.

Sun God

2009-08-23 12:33:04 AM

A friend of a friend of mine cut off almost his whole hand with a lawnmower. Maybe that story should get greenlit.

cretinbob

2009-08-23 01:36:35 AM

What was the child doing with a riding lawnmower anyway?

TommyymmoT

2009-08-23 01:52:05 AM

Apparently, she broke her arm, and hip when she rode her bike into the lawnmower. Her mom is also a Life Flight Paramedic (with pics and video) (new window)

Turns out that yes, it really was a John Deere.

Sun God

2009-08-23 01:56:23 AM

cretinbob: What was the child doing with a riding lawnmower anyway?

And what did the woman hit it with?

haddie

2009-08-23 02:12:29 AM

"Woman accidentally hits child with riding lawnmower."

There is no reason for child abuse, even if the kid has a riding lawnmower.

hardinparamedic

2009-08-23 02:12:55 AM

TommyymmoT: Apparently, she broke her arm, and hip when she rode her bike into the lawnmower. Her mom is also a Life Flight Paramedic (with pics and video) (new window)

Turns out that yes, it really was a John Deere.

Well, I suppose if there is a place and person to get hurt around...

stevegarbowski

2009-08-23 02:14:03 AM

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000

I don't know if it is that I'm old or just better educated but this crap is just that.

coralfixation

2009-08-23 02:19:41 AM

Nothing runs over you like a Deere!

/got nothing
//like that it was submitted from "the Blade"

upright_apes_r_us

2009-08-23 02:20:17 AM

TommyymmoT [TotalFark] Quote 2009-08-23 01:52:05 AM
Apparently, she broke her arm, and hip when she rode her bike into the lawnmower. Her mom is also a Life Flight Paramedic

/Thanks, I was hoping she wasn't now shorter than the news article.

buk110

2009-08-23 02:20:21 AM

FTA: The girl was playing in the yard at the time, and the mother was mowing grass.

At least we know why she was on a riding mower now.

RexNecros

2009-08-23 02:21:44 AM

I did lol'd and feel ashamed

7wolf

2009-08-23 02:22:02 AM

Oh, so she was actually run over... was wondering how being "hit" by a ride-on mower could make the news.

Herb Utsmelz

2009-08-23 02:22:27 AM

Links

2009-08-23 02:22:48 AM

Paris1127: HappyHarryHardOn: headline is even better when you look and notice the article is from The BLADE

You're sharp

/Subby

Not only the headline and the name of the paper, but had the whole thread scripted ahead of time. I don't know if I'm very keen on acute move like that.

Juniper Jupiter

2009-08-23 02:29:57 AM

Sun God: cretinbob: What was the child doing with a riding lawnmower anyway?

And what did the woman hit it with?

A riding lawn would be my guess.

/How do you exactly ride a lawn anyway?

vudukungfu

2009-08-23 02:30:16 AM

hey
mom
look
no hands
1!!!

at80eighty

2009-08-23 02:36:44 AM

that thing is about as fast as my dead grandpa
how the hell do you not have time to move away?

reminds me of that long drawn out road roller scene in Austin Powers

mynameist

2009-08-23 02:37:09 AM

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive tractors.

/even lawn tractors.
/let an ex-gf drive my Massey 30.
/disaster!

at80eighty

2009-08-23 02:37:39 AM

Juniper Jupiter: /How do you exactly ride a lawn anyway?

like a bronco

Barbecue Bob

2009-08-23 02:45:39 AM

Well cut off m legs and call me shorty.

555-FILK

2009-08-23 02:45:49 AM

Almost 2:00 a.m. and being in a bit of semi-drunk, very tired mood that was pretty funny Subby.

+1

/took me forever to find the '+' key
//carry on...

TommyymmoT

2009-08-23 02:46:07 AM

at80eighty: that thing is about as fast as my dead grandpa
how the hell do you not have time to move away?

reminds me of that long drawn out road roller scene in Austin Powers

The kid rode her bike into it.
She didn't get chopped with the blade, just thown to the pavement really hard.

TheMega

2009-08-23 02:48:50 AM

mynameist: This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive ~~tractors~~.

FTFY

/runs

555-FILK

2009-08-23 02:49:23 AM

Sun God: A friend of a friend of mine cut off almost his whole hand with a lawnmower. Maybe that story should get greenlit.

Was his last name Bueller?

craxyd

2009-08-23 02:53:50 AM

HappyHarryHardOn: headline is even better when you look and notice the article is from The BLADE

What's kinda weird is that it's a story from the Toledo Blade that isn't going over what new bit of stupidity the mayor is up to.
/Hope the kid will be ok

Dubai Vol

2009-08-23 02:54:11 AM

Just this week a local toddler fell out of his parents' boat and was killed by the prop)^. I can't imagine anything more horrible.

So help me out, Farkers! Just because my imagination is deficient doesn't mean we can't all enjoy the opportunity to imagine something more horrible! Maybe it's just been too long since I read a Stephen King novel?

Nice headline, subby.

Tainted1

2009-08-23 02:54:42 AM

Awwww C'mon! Whichever mod greened this link was just clearly passing the buck.

aspAddict

2009-08-23 02:55:02 AM

stevegarbowski: -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 0 00,000

I don't know if it is that I'm old or just better educated but this crap is just that.

Don't you have to be to the gym in 26 minutes?

video man

2009-08-23 02:58:56 AM

Fuce

2009-08-23 02:59:49 AM

as reported in the Toledo Blade

Hah

WhyteRaven74

2009-08-23 03:00:25 AM

TommyymmoT: Her mom is also a Life Flight Paramedic (with pics and video)

Would this be a good time to mention, that is one awesome coincidence?

at80eighty

2009-08-23 03:01:30 AM

TommyymmoT: The kid rode her bike into it.

that'll learn me to RFTA now & then

Dubai Vol

2009-08-23 03:02:20 AM

TheMega: mynameist: This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive ~~tractors~~.

FTFY

/runs

Easy solution: move to Saudi. No women drivers!

Sun God

2009-08-23 03:09:04 AM

555-FILK: Sun God: A friend of a friend of mine cut off almost his whole hand with a lawnmower. Maybe that story should get greenlit.

Was his last name Bueller?

Nope. Wheeler.

Timdesuyo

2009-08-23 03:11:28 AM

These... things... know all about women drivers.

at80eighty

2009-08-23 03:11:57 AM

Dubai Vol: Easy solution: move to Saudi. No women drivers!

hah
Saudi drivers are the farking worst
ever

I steer clear of them whenever I see one of them in the rear view mirror

Dubai Vol

2009-08-23 03:20:51 AM

at80eighty: Dubai Vol: Easy solution: move to Saudi. No women drivers!

hah
Saudi drivers are the farking worst
ever

I steer clear of them whenever I see one of them in the rear view mirror

Tell me something I don't know. A young Emirati man is 30 times as likely to die on the road as I am, on the same roads. And any time I start to think Dubai drivers are bad, I go to the east coast.
www.globalsecurity.org

Stats say Saudi is worse still. No surprise.

Crooked Pixel

2009-08-23 03:30:17 AM

"I told her to get off her damn bike and pick up things off of the lawn because I was farkin' mowing."

Mike_LowELL

2009-08-23 03:30:44 AM

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Oh No Melon

2009-08-23 03:34:51 AM

LOL.

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