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(Tampa Bay Online)   British having trouble keeping soldiers supplied with toilet paper, McDonald's   (thisisleicestershire.co.uk) divider line 59
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2003-03-04 07:43:05 PM  
All I need to get through a war is Mr. T. & Fags.
 
2003-03-04 07:44:06 PM  
Actually, the British Govt is having a lot of trouble providing things for the army:

Toilet Paper
Boots
Camouflage Gear
A Decent Reason for Being There in the First Place
 
2003-03-04 10:09:51 PM  
I thought McDonalds was "unsafe" to eat more than once a week?
-Hirsch had argued that the high fat, sugar and cholesterol content of McDonald's food is a "toxic kind of thing" when eaten regularly by children. -

http://www.msnbc.com/news/862802.asp

And is it just that the brits want those two happy meal toys?
 
2003-03-04 10:29:06 PM  
Uh no, they're not getting farking McDonald's. God that's funny. AMERICAN TROOPS DON'T EAT MCDONALDS WHEN THEY'RE TRAINING IN AMERICA!
 
2003-03-04 10:35:48 PM  
"You shall take one sheet of tissue. Tear a small hole in the centre of the tissue. Retain the removed bit for later use. Put your forefinger or middle finger through the hole in the tissue. Clean your posterior area thoroughly and vigorously with the protruberant finger. Wipe the finger clean with the single tissue as you remove the finger through it. Are there any questions? Yes, soldier?

"What's that little torn out bit for, Sargeant?"

"Ah yes! That's for cleaning under your fingernail."
 
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2003-03-05 01:19:59 AM  
As Officer Commanding the Regular Army's Advertising Division, I object, in the strongest possible terms to this obvious reference to our own slogan 'lt's a dog's life ... (correcting himself rapidly) a man's life in the modern army' and I warn this programme that any recurrence of this sloppy long-haired civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely.
 
2003-03-05 05:30:53 AM  
The British Government also has a problem with providing assult rifles that don't shoot bullet cases into your eye if you are left handed, but at least this time they haven't sold all their desert uniforms to the people they are going to fight... in the desert.
 
2003-03-05 07:40:32 AM  
i wish i had some mcdonalds and toliet paper. Mcdonald's
 
2003-03-05 10:20:26 AM  
KORZENIOWSKI...

As an ex-member of the British Army, your comment made me laugh so much I dropped crumbs from my crumpets all over the keyboard and nearly spilt my tea.

It was honestly very good, must dash now, pip pip old boy.
 
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