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(MSNBC)   Dr. Pepper creates "milk with attitude," calls it "Raging Cow," and uses fake blog to market it. (Think they got that idea here?)   ( divider line
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2003-03-04 09:59:22 PM  
The real backstory on this seems so obvious to me:

"Look at this: A monster deal on fifteen hundred gallons of wild onion tainted milk. Perfectly wholesome, but tastes strange. Hmmmmm . . "
2003-03-04 10:05:11 PM  
Anything "with attitude" is generally crappy and lame.
2003-03-04 10:07:46 PM  
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... dr. pepper and milk..
2003-03-04 10:13:20 PM  
Cows with guns
2003-03-04 10:18:28 PM  
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2003-03-04 10:32:59 PM  
I imagine, as most everyone else seems to think, that this stuff will be crap. I would only consider trying it if it were made with 100% skim milk and had a sugar content that was lower than or comparable to that which I get by making chocolate skim-milk with Hershey's syrup.

But since the stuff is probably 30% fat, 50% sugar, 10% artificial coloring and 10% mystery, I think I'll pass.
2003-03-04 10:37:00 PM  
Kind of strange seeing your name referenced for a conversation here on another site like that.
2003-03-04 10:54:55 PM  
Some of the comments being left there are hilarious. Too bad they aren't lasting 2 seconds.
2003-03-04 11:26:19 PM  

Damn good CD, my friend.
2003-03-04 11:36:35 PM  
Mad cow (oldie but goodie)
2003-03-04 11:47:04 PM  
We should start a pool for how long before this "extreme" milk is completely off the market.

Ill take an "extreme" red bull and vodka (like served in its own pitcher), or maybe even an extreme capuccino (with like an ungodly amount of caffine).... but an "extreme" glass of milk?

literally laughing at this retarded idea.
2003-03-05 12:33:02 AM  
This stuff won't last long.

People will pretty quickly figure out it's crap.
2003-03-05 01:20:40 AM  
Guy Innagorillasuit:

Do you think "Carton of Hate" would be a good band name?
That's so going on my list.
2003-03-05 02:34:34 AM  

Your ISP's IP blocks may be in Fark's "ban" file. Sucks when that happens. Happened to me, before I changed ISPs.

Missed out on quite a few good photoshops, too, before I realised what was happening.
2003-03-05 08:52:49 AM  
I warned you guys...

Let me help you understand.
We do not like trolls.
We do not like trolls gleefully bragging about trolling other sites.
If you are trolling another site, you probably are going to troll us at some point.
2003-03-05 08:58:06 AM  
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2003-03-05 11:12:08 AM  
Does this article remind anyone else of David Cross?

"Henderson Valley Eggggggs....YOU'RE GONNA LOVE OUH-AH EEEEEGGGGGSS!!!!!"
2003-03-05 01:43:04 PM  
anyone heard of the "gallon challenge"? try to drink a gallon of milk (and keep it down) in under an hour. no lactaid allowed.

this was a fun activity in college, and almost everyone who tries it ends up puking.
2003-03-05 03:21:05 PM  



2003-03-05 09:40:37 PM  
Gallon Challenge eh? I typically down a half gallon in a half hour without even trying. Then again, I never do go for the gusto to finish the farking thing. Maybe that last half gallon is a lot harder than the first. *shrugs*
2003-03-06 12:39:43 AM  
"Raging Cow is a very
different way of looking at flavored dairy drinks," stated Dr
Pepper/Seven Up President and Chief Operating Officer Mike McGrath. "This
product does not have a herd mentality and therefore is unlike any other milk-based product on the market. We describe it as a milk-based drink
'gone wild' because there are outrageous, intriguing and delicious flavor
combinations. Raging Cow also creates a new opportunity in our portfolio
of offerings."

Wow! What a cool president! He's on the pulse! ...right
2003-03-06 05:51:32 AM  
I really didn't mean any harm with my last comment, just noting the changes on Ryerson's website. Sorry to the mods who thought it neccessary to delete me. I neither endorse nor participate in trolling.
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