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2009-08-21 11:16:14 AM
Now that's just funny right there.
 
2009-08-21 11:20:42 AM
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2009-08-21 01:44:00 PM
Estell Getty is packin'.
 
2009-08-21 01:54:19 PM
Something tells me this isn't the first time Mom's been involved in a gun fight, stemming from people looking for Sonny. Boy scouts aren't as prepared as she was.
 
2009-08-21 01:55:59 PM
...and another thing. How slow are the deputies in that county, when their reflexes are slower than an 80 year old? I mean, how fast can an octogenarian slam a door?
 
2009-08-21 01:56:46 PM
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2009-08-21 01:58:57 PM
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In he sidebar, Obama visits a nude beach.
 
2009-08-21 02:00:02 PM
What a pussy, letting his mom take the heat for him.
 
2009-08-21 02:00:19 PM
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Just take the whole POS and tow it down to the lockup.
 
2009-08-21 02:00:32 PM
But does she do anal?
 
2009-08-21 02:01:27 PM
Mama said knock you out
 
2009-08-21 02:04:33 PM
Thats West Tennessee for you.
 
2009-08-21 02:06:04 PM
I didn't know Tom Cruise's mother could shoot.
 
2009-08-21 02:06:16 PM
Mom?

/oblig
 
2009-08-21 02:08:41 PM
Talk about an over-protective mother.....
 
2009-08-21 02:10:11 PM
My mother has requested that you be rendered unconcious.

So I shall oblige.
 
2009-08-21 02:11:29 PM
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2009-08-21 02:16:57 PM
Mindtaker: Wanted for Comment

came here for this......but leaving disappointed since it made me remember that movie
 
2009-08-21 02:25:37 PM
No return shots fired and no tasers involved? I'm disappointed.
When you shoot at a cop, prepare to get perforated... I don't care if you're 8 or 80.
 
2009-08-21 02:29:31 PM
Sheriff Melvin Bond said the elderly woman fired several shots at officers Friday night in a standoff that began when deputies tried to capture her 60-year-old son.

"Bond.....Melvin Bond."
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2009-08-21 02:29:45 PM
That is a bad-assed octoganarian, and that her 60 year old son was hiding, classic
 
2009-08-21 02:36:28 PM
Um, as a non-apologist for the cops, (pretty much a hater) I have to give "props to da cops" for bringing in both asshats alive. I can't say I'd have done better. Good job cops.
 
2009-08-21 02:40:04 PM
No one was murdered or even TASERed by any trigger-happy thug cops? I'd like to think it was because these particular cops exercised a little common sense and waited her out, but something tells me the little pussies were cowering behind their squad car the whole time and the old lady felt sorry for them.
 
2009-08-21 02:44:31 PM
Nelly Furtaco: No one was murdered or even TASERed by any trigger-happy thug cops? I'd like to think it was because these particular cops exercised a little common sense and waited her out, but something tells me the little pussies were cowering behind their squad car the whole time and the old lady felt sorry for them.

I don't really know if you can be trigger happy or thuggish when someone is shooting at you with a gun. But you can keep being a retard.
 
2009-08-21 02:47:50 PM
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2009-08-21 02:48:23 PM
Go Granny! You shouldn't have been shooting at the cops but good job sticking up for your son. I hope my mom and dad are still around and able to stick up for themselves (and for me if necessary) when I'm 60.
 
2009-08-21 02:58:29 PM
Why are there comments in this thread? It was done in the headline. Albiet, with the clever punctuation as the movie, but still...
 
2009-08-21 02:58:47 PM
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2009-08-21 03:10:38 PM
I wonder if there would have been a standoff had the shooter been a young black male?

yeah, I played the race card
 
2009-08-21 03:10:42 PM
Came here for Estelle Getty.

Satisfied.
 
2009-08-21 03:14:01 PM
A frail old hillbilly woman, near blind and deaf and probably suffering from crippling arthritis, does not an effective marksman make. She would have been shooting at them on general principle to frighten them (it obviously worked like gangbusters), so she probably didn't even bother to actually take aim at them; how else could you shoot at someone in your doorway and miss? Yes, actually, you can simultaneously be a trigger-happy thug while being shot at, just as you can when no one is shooting at you. In fact, some of us here in America consider being trigger-happy and thuggish to actually be an invitation for us to shoot at you (or much, much worse). Live by the sword, etc.

Did anyone else notice that the article comes from Boston Globe, even though the dateline is out of Tennessee? It seems that facts have been omitted that would have appeared in the local paper. What was "Junior Senior" wanted for anyway?
 
2009-08-21 03:23:10 PM
Nelly Furtaco:
Live by the sword, etc.

If you live by the sword, you'll likely die by the gun.
 
2009-08-21 03:25:49 PM
So a 60-year old that still lives at home? What's his Fark handle???
 
2009-08-21 03:34:50 PM
Dude, your man card, hand it over!
 
2009-08-21 03:55:17 PM
He's a good boy.

They had no cause to arrest him.
 
2009-08-21 04:00:42 PM
farkMcFark
O' Bannion frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2009-08-21 04:13:49 PM
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2009-08-21 04:23:50 PM
unicornrider: Dude, your man card, hand it over!

THIS! LOL!
 
2009-08-21 04:33:45 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: s.sears.com

Did you make friends with a Chinese man?
 
2009-08-21 04:54:30 PM
I submitted this with nearly the same headline, only to find out that the headline submission thingy doesn't like exclamation points.
 
2009-08-21 06:08:08 PM
Nelly Furtaco: A frail old hillbilly woman, near blind and deaf and probably suffering from crippling arthritis, does not an effective marksman make.

*SMACK

Seriously, I've always wondered why people talk like this. Do you think it makes you sound more educated?
 
2009-08-21 06:48:12 PM
phlegmmo: Nelly Furtaco:
Live by the sword, etc.

If you live by the sword, you'll likely die by the gun.


Or fry by the Tazer.
 
2009-08-22 12:30:05 AM
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