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(Canoe)   Whitney Housten denies allegations she's dead   ( divider line
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3752 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2001 at 9:37 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-14 09:42:50 AM  
I'm sorry, I'm going to need more proof than that.
2001-09-14 09:44:27 AM  
I've thought she was dead for a long time now, particularly after her performance in The Bodyguard.
2001-09-14 09:45:32 AM  
2001-09-14 09:46:58 AM  
well if shes not dead, who was it that did die?
2001-09-14 09:47:19 AM  
whitney hook it up with the blow you know where im at.. im fiending here biatch
2001-09-14 09:49:50 AM  
'I'm not quite dead yet.'

'I feel better, I think I'll go for a walk'
2001-09-14 09:52:44 AM  
She looks like a crack addict with aids.
2001-09-14 09:58:46 AM  
Anyone cares?
didn't think so.
Here is a chance for a person to live up to a story.
Die or disappear... Please.
2001-09-14 10:03:12 AM  
After seeing footage of her on the MTV awards, if she isn't near death, she will be soon. Way too skinny.
2001-09-14 10:03:56 AM  
Damn, I hate it when rumours turn out to be false
2001-09-14 10:04:16 AM  
the pimp Bobby Brown has just ruined what little career and life she had left.
2001-09-14 10:13:45 AM  
I don't believe her. Shes lying.
2001-09-14 10:14:53 AM  
too bad. I thought I was having a good day.
2001-09-14 10:30:13 AM  
anyone have a pic or link showing how skinny she is now?
I've heard it looks quite bad
2001-09-14 10:36:07 AM  

Whitney's not dead, here's a picture of her looking alive and healthy as ever:

[image from too old to be available]

Oh wait...
2001-09-14 10:37:25 AM  
Jebus. Stand close to her and you'd have to apologize for breathing too hard.
2001-09-14 10:54:00 AM  
Whoa! A vacation in Missippi would do her some good!
2001-09-14 11:01:41 AM  
Maybe her publicist is dead.
2001-09-14 11:11:09 AM  
Maybe just no-one told her..
2001-09-14 11:14:17 AM  
Yup,it looks like she is sucking the devil's glass dick.
2001-09-14 11:15:32 AM  
pah, that's what they all say
2001-09-14 11:19:12 AM  
mungo... ha ha!

she looks like the walking dead.

even the pose in the pic reminds me of 'thriller'
2001-09-14 11:19:14 AM  
My God i think ive seen my first colored ghost!!
2001-09-14 11:19:35 AM  
I used to think that those MadTV portrayals that Debra Wilson and Aries Spears do of Whitney and Bobby were a bit over the top, but after reading some of the stuff that story linked to, it seems they are painfully accurate. As those two get worse, the Whitney & Bobby skits on MadTV will go from funny to just plain painful.
2001-09-14 11:27:05 AM  
I'm not dead!

WHAT? He says he's not dead!

Yes he is.

I'm not!

He isn't?!

Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

I'm getting better!

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
2001-09-14 11:36:56 AM  
Whitney Houston without her makeup:

[image from too old to be available]
2001-09-14 11:51:49 AM  
Lol overlord :)

Whitney is annoying... every one of her caterwauling tracks is an experiment in how long she can sing one note without shattering nearby tupperware.
2001-09-14 11:53:59 AM  
I dunno I just thought this to be rather funny:
From todays paper

Lincoln man held on drug charges

A Lincoln man was arrested Tuesday night after his wife - at her husband's request - phoned police to report a prowler. When police arrived at 11:55 p.m., officers found Bruce A. Wilkinson, 43, in his front yard at 5656 Calvert Street, aiming a flash light into trees, apparently hallucinating, Capt. David Beggs' said. Wilkinson's wife gave police a pouch containing two plastic bags, each containing half a gram of cocaine, and other items dusted with white powder believed to be cocaine. Wil kinson was arrested on suspicion of possession of cocaine and suspicion of child neglect, because his three children allegedly saw him use the drug and he kept it where they might have found it. Assault suspect tries to escape
2001-09-14 12:41:45 PM  
I hope she trys harder next time. What a bumer.
2001-09-14 12:43:05 PM  
The all-to-effective "glass pipe diet". Lose weight while losing your farking mind.
2001-09-14 12:50:35 PM  
No, it's all confusion.

Her career is dead.

Whitney is (sad to say) alive and er, "well".

Bobby Brown has been such an influence on her....
2001-09-14 01:03:37 PM  
I'm not dead either.

Just wanted to clear that up.
2001-09-14 02:04:12 PM  
Yes, she is the UNDEAD!!! (run!)
2001-09-14 02:10:05 PM  
There is nothing funnier than watching a "diva" lose it.
2001-09-14 02:40:24 PM  
Can she prove it? Did anyone actually see her not die?
2001-09-14 02:48:41 PM  
Oh, she's dead alright. Drop Dead Gorgeous, that is! ;)
2001-09-14 02:57:40 PM  
Maybe she's not dead, but her career is.
2001-09-14 03:03:26 PM  
My God, Overlord! I've been laughing for an hour now. Hilarious!!!
2001-09-14 03:05:38 PM  
Yeah, I have just spoken with Elvis, he is perfectly alive contrary to popular belief. Sorry for the mix up, he says that he hasn't made an apperence because of ass trouble. Apparently a 40 year fit of the squirts.
2001-09-14 04:06:16 PM  
I'll be kind and say that I dont' necessarily wish it true that she be dead, but I DO wish she would shut up her bigass mouth. But wait, maybe they U.S. military could user her mouth? I bet we could send her to Afghanastin into the mountains and flush out bin "wa balls" Laden!
2001-09-14 05:15:09 PM  
just a filter test

2001-09-14 05:15:47 PM  
u can delete that if u wanna. and this.
2001-09-14 07:06:46 PM  
Whitney is such a farking crack head she might as well be dead.
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