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(New York Daily News)   Wife chronicles all husband's annoying traits on her blog, none of which are annoying as "she publicly criticizes everything I do on a blog"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 413
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2009-08-20 08:00:36 AM
Husband's blog... only posting.

"My wife is a c*nt"
 
2009-08-20 08:15:33 AM
Yesterday, my husband went on an all-out Twitter and Facebook campaign to prove that he's not alone in his love of fart jokes.

Is that something that a man really has to prove? Isn't that pretty much axiomatic?
 
2009-08-20 08:23:26 AM
EatHam: Yesterday, my husband went on an all-out Twitter and Facebook campaign to prove that he's not alone in his love of fart jokes.

Is that something that a man really has to prove? Isn't that pretty much axiomatic?


It's odd though, my 3 year old daughter loves fart jokes... I wonder when they grow out of it...
 
2009-08-20 08:35:08 AM
Now me and my companions go to a public place
She'll search around the neighbourhood until she finds my face
She'll hoist me up in ridicule before the company
Sayin' 'Petticoats is your master and forever more shall be'

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Though I swear to God I'll hang myself if I get married again

Great Big Sea / Scolding Wife
 
2009-08-20 08:36:00 AM
I was honored to be the first to +1 this headline excellence.
 
2009-08-20 08:37:31 AM
Given the vastly divergent methods by which men & women deal with
their different behaviors, it is amazing that the species hasn't died out
millenia ago.

Only a woman would think "Hmmm... maybe if I nag and nag and nag and pick
and demean he'll change.... and while I'm at it, why is he out having
affairs and ignoring me?"
 
2009-08-20 08:40:31 AM
EatHam: Is that something that a man really has to prove?

I see this scene and piss myself laughing EVERY time... so no.

www.fart-sounds.net
 
2009-08-20 08:45:35 AM
divorce in 3...2...

www.exposay.com
 
2009-08-20 09:21:32 AM
"You are absolutely right, dear. Hey, did you gain a little weight?"
 
2009-08-20 09:27:03 AM
KyngNothing: EatHam: Yesterday, my husband went on an all-out Twitter and Facebook campaign to prove that he's not alone in his love of fart jokes.

Is that something that a man really has to prove? Isn't that pretty much axiomatic?

It's odd though, my 3 year old daughter loves fart jokes... I wonder when they grow out of it...


I'm 47 - and spent a couple of thousand bucks to get my brothers, my SO and my kid together for a reunion a couple of weeks back. The main source of hilarity? Fart jokes.

There's a good chance your daughter will not outgrow her love of fart jokes, especially if you are anything like my dad and encourage it. That was a man willing to take one for the team, including a broken metacarpal sustained during a "pull my finger" fart joke.

I really think he ought to start his own blog, chronicling what she's like to live with. I suggest the title "My wife is a whiny control freak".
 
2009-08-20 09:35:57 AM
Attention whores love attention.
 
2009-08-20 09:47:18 AM
The video made me nauseous half way through...that marriage won't last long...
 
2009-08-20 09:56:11 AM
Oh like he doesn't complain about her to his friends and 19 year old mistress.
 
2009-08-20 09:56:12 AM
From the other perspective...

Oldie, but still greatness.

Link
 
2009-08-20 09:57:00 AM
Daffydil: The video made me nauseous half way through...that marriage won't last long...

Rather, for the sake of both parties involved, I hope it doesn't.
 
2009-08-20 09:57:52 AM
why is it considered amusing to make fun of men in this way? If the blog were "my wife is so annoying", we feminists would be up in arms.
 
2009-08-20 09:58:16 AM
One of the absolute worst things you can do to kill your marriage is to constantly publicly humiliate your spouse. And this woman does it on a world-wide scale.

Enjoy the divorce, lady.
 
2009-08-20 09:58:40 AM
Biatches like that give the rest of us a bad name.
 
2009-08-20 09:59:30 AM
Husband/men bashing - never goes out of style...
 
2009-08-20 09:59:46 AM
It's pretty sad, really. She gripes about him to everyone because he gets on her nerves.

He does things to intentionally get on her nerves.

Maybe, just maybe, these two dipwads deserve each other.

/personally waiting for the battered wife to comment on her blog and say "You really need to STFU"
 
2009-08-20 10:00:16 AM
Justifiable homicide.
If the jury has one man on it, he'll walk.
 
2009-08-20 10:00:16 AM
I prefer to complain about my wife in the comfortable anonymity of Fark, myself.

/just kidding, honey!
//she sees all....
 
2009-08-20 10:00:55 AM
They are obviously taking it in stride almost as a joke. He seems to be a good sport about it.

Why would any farkers look into more deeply than it needs to be?

Lot of bad marriages and bitter people?
 
2009-08-20 10:01:34 AM
So they are now publishing articles from The Onion in the Daily News... nice...
 
2009-08-20 10:02:06 AM

""A lot of married women need to vent," said Susan Green, a paralegal from East Flatbush. "My husband can be very annoying sometimes. He drops his clothes, doesn't do the dishes. I tell him to do the chores, but it doesn't work."


I'm confused, are gays being prevented from marrying because it's sacred or we want to save them from the aggravation of it?


I say, let them marry. They'll be in for the shock of their lives.

 
2009-08-20 10:02:57 AM
Taming of the Shrew upcoming...
 
2009-08-20 10:03:01 AM
OlafTheBent: Husband's blog... only posting.

"My wife is a c*nt"


Nah, I'm sure his next post will be-

'I finally killed her... Blog that biatch!'
 
2009-08-20 10:03:29 AM
OlafTheBent: Husband's blog... only posting.

"My wife is a c*nt"


My wife Can't Understand Normal Thinking. It's much classier when you say it this way.
 
2009-08-20 10:04:09 AM
Every woman gossips with her friends about the annoying things their husband does. However, most of us have the manners to do it behind their backs and in private.
 
2009-08-20 10:04:21 AM
Farmerjohn48pan: My wife Can't Understand Normal Thinking. It's much classier when you say it this way.

Certified Unix Network Technician
 
2009-08-20 10:05:21 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Given the vastly divergent methods by which men & women deal with
their different behaviors, it is amazing that the species hasn't died out
millenia ago.

Only a woman would think "Hmmm... maybe if I nag and nag and nag and pick
and demean he'll change.... and while I'm at it, why is he out having
affairs and ignoring me?"


You've nailed it. It also makes her much more attractive to make sure she never forgives him for anything. Forgiveness would show weakness and cause a loss of power in the relationship.
She must maintain a cache of "sins" with which to beat him up if she is to avoid being some kind of wimpette Stepford Wife.
 
2009-08-20 10:05:22 AM
that guy has been a reporter in NYC for a bunch of years. For some reason I was under the impression he was gay? NTTAWWT, of course. Just sayin'...
 
2009-08-20 10:05:31 AM
The Whore Of Mensa: why is it considered amusing to make fun of men in this way? If the blog were "my wife is so annoying", we feminists would be up in arms.

Because men have a sense of humor.

Which reminds me of a joke. How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
2009-08-20 10:06:09 AM
That is so wong.
 
2009-08-20 10:06:10 AM
My guess is she started the blog because she drove away all her friends with her incessant whining. She's just an attention whore.
 
2009-08-20 10:06:13 AM
static.pyzam.com
 
2009-08-20 10:06:28 AM
I bet women are just soooo attracted to a guy they can walk all over
 
2009-08-20 10:06:56 AM
skinink 2009-08-20 10:02:06 AM
""A lot of married women need to vent," said Susan Green, a paralegal from East Flatbush. "My husband can be very annoying sometimes. He drops his clothes, doesn't do the dishes. I tell him to do the chores, but it doesn't work."


I'm confused, are gays being prevented from marrying because it's sacred or we want to save them from the aggravation of it?


I say, let them marry. They'll be in for the shock of their lives.


Really? Drops his clothes and sometimes doesn't do the dishes? That sounds...completely inoffensive.

As I told my wife the other day, if the degree of nagging and complaining is going to be the same for me forgetting to return a book to the library as it would be if I came in and shat on the floor, then why the hell should I bother listening when she complains?

Marital disputes - the only winning move...is not to play.
 
2009-08-20 10:08:02 AM
Jster422: I prefer to complain about my wife in the comfortable anonymity of Fark, myself.

/just kidding, honey!
//she sees all....


Your life makes me sad.
 
2009-08-20 10:08:28 AM
OlafTheBent: Husband's blog... only posting.

"My wife is a c*nt"


I second that. What a five star b**ch.
 
2009-08-20 10:08:55 AM
OlafTheBent: Husband's blog... only posting.

"My wife is a c*nt"


over in 1.
 
2009-08-20 10:08:55 AM
A friend of mine is in an ugly breakup with his fiance, who has been posting horrible things (deserved and otherwise) on facebook. Is there a generally accepted netiquette for this kind of thing other than keeping your bidness private?
 
2009-08-20 10:08:56 AM
Just_Dan: The Whore Of Mensa: why is it considered amusing to make fun of men in this way? If the blog were "my wife is so annoying", we feminists would be up in arms.

Because men have a sense of humor.

Which reminds me of a joke. How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

/now, now, some feminists have a sense of humor. ^_^
 
2009-08-20 10:09:29 AM
stirfrybry: I bet women are just soooo attracted to a guy they can walk all over

This is what I never understood. It's clear she's not OK with him and I'll bet he's *definitely* not OK with her. How did they even make it this far? I understand why he would resist the urge to divorce because that'll cost him half his stuff...
 
2009-08-20 10:10:04 AM
The Whore Of Mensa: Just_Dan: The Whore Of Mensa: why is it considered amusing to make fun of men in this way? If the blog were "my wife is so annoying", we feminists would be up in arms.

Because men have a sense of humor.

Which reminds me of a joke. How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

/now, now, some feminists have a sense of humor. ^_^


Hahahahaha I love that joke!
 
2009-08-20 10:10:08 AM
fireclown: A friend of mine is in an ugly breakup with his fiance, who has been posting horrible things (deserved and otherwise) on facebook. Is there a generally accepted netiquette for this kind of thing other than keeping your bidness private?

Don't publicly humiliate your significant other if you want them to stick around?

Seems like a pretty easy rule to follow.
 
2009-08-20 10:10:11 AM
FTA:
"Of course, I'm annoying - I've been saving it up my whole life," Joyella said. "Now that I'm married, I can let my guard down."

Yeah... pretty much the reason why I'm so gunshy about marriage. I love my woman and she wants to lock it down, but I'm worried that once the vows are spoken, the pounds will pack on, the BJ's will suddenly drop in frequency/enthusiasm, she'll start farting in front of me and think it's cool to share the bathroom when one of us is pinching a loaf.

I'm ok with the situation the way it is right now, thank you very much.
 
2009-08-20 10:10:29 AM
Just smiling and noddding: Biatches like that give the rest of us all deserve having a bad name.

FTFY.
 
2009-08-20 10:11:09 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Given the vastly divergent methods by which men & women deal with
their different behaviors, it is amazing that the species hasn't died out
millenia ago.

Only a woman would think "Hmmm... maybe if I nag and nag and nag and pick
and demean he'll change.... and while I'm at it, why is he out having
affairs and ignoring me?"


The best is when the nagging works and the husband capitulates and falls in line.

Within a year she leaves because he's "just not the man I married", and takes up with someone else she has to "fix".
 
2009-08-20 10:11:27 AM
Yeah count me as one looking forward to the "Divorcingmywife.blog"

Found a new apartment... I'll decorate it with my laundry tomorrow.

Going to bed now. There's a show I want to see but I'll just catch it another time. How can you not? They only produce 20 episodes for 52 weeks.

Met a girl today that found my wife's blog to be a disgusting breach of trust. Could be a keeper!
 
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