Whole Foods trifecta in play?

There were two peanuts walking down the strasse... one was assaulted...


Peanut.

I can get way better local shoes to lick at my farmer's market. Whole Foods is so overrated.

Is Whole Foods an Albertson type store (more expensive)?

Whatsa matter, the punk rock chicks at the Newbury Comics located at that strip mall don't have feet worth licking?

The man is accused of walking up to a random woman, and then licking her feet.

Unless he was really short there had to be something in between.

skinink: Whatsa matter, the punk rock chicks at the Newbury Comics located at that strip mall don't have feet worth licking?

Comic Book Guy does not indulge in the foot fetish. To him, feet are just transportation for hooters.

Nana's Vibrator: Hopefully the foot was organic, smug, and overpriced. Bonus if it's gluten free.

Yeah, but it probably tasted a whole lot better than a similar looking foot from Wal-Mart.

Probably the best tasting thing in the store.

MyNameIsMofuga: The man is accused of walking up to a random woman, and then licking her feet.

Unless he was really short there had to be something in between.

It says that he knelt down to take a photo of her shoes because he "liked high heels".

MyNameIsMofuga: The man is accused of walking up to a random woman, and then licking her feet.

Unless he was really short there had to be something in between.

No kidding. Maybe they should just look for the guy throwing himself on the floor in front of women.

/obligatory

All this Whole Foods stuff is being posted to remind me of my tanking stock isn't it?

/all about me

hippy feet taste dirty..

eraser8: FTFA: The Arlington Advocate reported that he told the woman he liked high-heels and asked if he could take a picture of her shoes.

If a stranger tells you he's into high-heels, you probably shouldn't wait around for him to take pictures of your feet. Leave, stupid.

Nonsense. Most of these guys are harmless and just want the photo for their own personal spank bank. A lot of the women enjoy the attention and lets be honest, what girl who likes shoes wouldn't want a guy who enjoys going shoe shopping?

Or so I hear
/off to encrypt some files

gah, licking feet?

GreatNOD: He was just wondering how sweet the corn was

1. Naah, he was just looking for the jam.
2. "Wait, did you say onion, or...?"
3. "Honest, officer! The guy at the deli counter said 'Ham? Her toe.'"

/i apologize

See this is what happens when Freepers start shopping at Whole Foods.

Damn you libertariantard CEO damn you!

One time in my neighborhood, there was a man going around kissing sunbathing women on the butt. Still weird, but a little more normal, at least in my mind.

Wholefoods was a such a better place before 'those people' starting coming in there...

i need a picture of feet worthy of lickin. just saying

Just one question what part of the foot is this, "he licked the woman's foot inside the Whole Foods on Alewife Brook Parkway."? Is that by the toe that went to Market?

/Didn't this guy read about deadly flip flops?
//Yesterday, on CNN
///mmm slashies are sooo tasty when there are more than one

Sergeant approves.

We need a whole new word for this type of 'assault'. Sure, it was unwelcome but no one was hurt. I accept the whole 'I feel violated' thing but it's nowhere close to someone who was held down and harmed.

There's no way this kind of jerk should ever do time for what he does. The women should get to give him a good slap or kick his ass but that's the extent of it.

I go to Whole Foods just get my feet licked, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

GalFriday: I go to Whole Foods just get my feet licked, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.


How YOU doin?

GreatNOD: You're welcome

Sweet Jesus! I will *never* be able to deal with that, and I even *like* feet! I mean, I don't like them in *that* way. I don't hate 'em or anything, but I won't lick them. Not those in the picture, at least. I mean, I wouldn't exactly be averse to licking one if it was particularly well-shaped or something and the owner asked me to. Or just didn't see me coming or anything. I mean approaching.

I do NOT shop at Whole Foods, dammit!

/any more
//don't judge me

GalFriday: I go to Whole Foods just get my feet licked, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

*fapfapfap*

Imagine what's he'd lick at foot foods.

Licking feet at the Whole Foods Markets.

buzzvert: Imagine what's he'd lick at foot foods.

Yikes.

Is there going to be a Whole Foods tag soon?

With any luck, he'll have some low cost taxpayer funded health care soon.

The headline liters can see just under this foot licking one :
Cannibals call for voluntary organ donation

There must be a link.

/Foot licked by a cannibal right now, having a kick, etc..

MyNameIsMofuga: The man is accused of walking up to a random woman, and then licking her feet.

Unless he was really short there had to be something in between.

Or she was doing a headstand at the time.

Battlestar Girlactica: /obligatory

Came for this mugshot, leave happy.

bobbette: I can get way better local shoes to lick at my farmer's market. Whole Foods is so overrated.

THIS

But did the feet come with a side of wheatgrass?

This reminds me, I need to pick up some cheese at Whole Foods on the way home.

One Thirty-two and Bush: This reminds me, I need to pick up some cheese at Whole Foods on the way home.

Toe Cheese, well played!

dr.zaeus: MyNameIsMofuga: The man is accused of walking up to a random woman, and then licking her feet.

Unless he was really short there had to be something in between.

It says that he knelt down to take a photo of her shoes because he "liked high heels".

Exactly. Hardly "random".

Next time he should try Foot Locker.....

/Just sayin'