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AuntofDogface		2009-08-19 10:46:04 AM

Me thinks we need a "spliffy" tag!

brigid_fitch		2009-08-19 10:55:37 AM

Meh, it's just your typical child actor syndrome again. Quickly gain fame before you can handle it& once you hit puberty, your life is a shambles. Rupert Grint (Ron) keeps turning up drunk somewhere, the kid who plays Crabbe was busted for pot last month, & now this guy.

Surprised that Daniel Radcliffe didn't spiral out of control--he seems to have a handle on things.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-08-19 11:21:20 AM

So?

TwistedIvory		2009-08-19 11:21:49 AM

The kids' favourite, who plays Slytherin House bully Gregory Goyle, grins as he sparks up a huge fag.

Oh my.

veedeevadeevoodee		2009-08-19 11:34:18 AM

/ from Harry Potter and the Lion of Judah :)

Two Dogs Farking		2009-08-19 11:41:03 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: So?

Let me guess - yours is bigger, right?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-08-19 11:43:50 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: So?

Let me guess - yours is bigger, right?

No I just don't get why this is some sensational story for them.

/cue "it's not news..."

ApocoLypstick		2009-08-19 11:56:35 AM

AuntofDogface: Me thinks we need a "spliffy" tag!

Came to make sure this was covered. Well Done.

NikolaiFarkoff		2009-08-19 12:06:12 PM

Don't they have James Blunt in England?

gopher321		2009-08-19 12:19:42 PM

Harry Potter meets Cheech & Chong
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the erm...wait. What?

Lumpmoose		2009-08-19 12:37:22 PM

brigid_fitch: Meh, it's just your typical child actor syndrome again. Quickly gain fame before you can handle it& once you hit puberty, your life is a shambles. Rupert Grint (Ron) keeps turning up drunk somewhere, the kid who plays Crabbe was busted for pot last month, & now this guy.

Surprised that Daniel Radcliffe didn't spiral out of control--he seems to have a handle on things.

Consuming alcohol and pot at age 20? What a controversy! The fact that these kids' lives are "in shambles" is society's fault for caring about such things.

itazurakko		2009-08-19 12:41:04 PM

AuntofDogface: Me thinks we need a "spliffy" tag!

Got it in ONE!

/beat me to it big time

NaziKamikaze		2009-08-19 12:51:35 PM

AuntofDogface: Me thinks we need a "spliffy" tag!

*Shakes fist at you*

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2009-08-19 12:51:46 PM

gopher321: Harry Potter meets Cheech & Chong
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the erm...wait. What?

Harry Pothead and the Hashhish Prince.

Flash_NYC		2009-08-19 12:52:03 PM

Is it time for another HP release so soon?

/usually these things are tied to "news"

FeedTheCollapse		2009-08-19 12:52:43 PM

if it's not Harry, Hermione, or Ron, do we really need to over the antics of the other child actors? If a picture was not included, I couldn't tell you who that guy was, nor does his character name ring a bell.

rogue49		2009-08-19 12:57:36 PM

OMFG!!!!
You mean an actor that takes drugs???!!!

/we need better tabloid...this is pablum for a few decades ago.

mofomisfit		2009-08-19 12:57:44 PM

Lumpmoose: brigid_fitch: Meh, it's just your typical child actor syndrome again. Quickly gain fame before you can handle it& once you hit puberty, your life is a shambles. Rupert Grint (Ron) keeps turning up drunk somewhere, the kid who plays Crabbe was busted for pot last month, & now this guy.

Surprised that Daniel Radcliffe didn't spiral out of control--he seems to have a handle on things.

Consuming alcohol and pot at age 20? What a controversy! The fact that these kids' lives are "in shambles" is society's fault for caring about such things.

If your life is spiraling out of control every time you smoke a ten inch spliff my life spirals out of control two or three times a year.

Krymson Tyde		2009-08-19 12:58:08 PM

I read a lot of you saying it's no big deal, well yeah, actually it's a HUGE problem.

The problem is it's not me smoking it.

Bored Horde		2009-08-19 12:58:10 PM

brigid_fitch: Meh, it's just your typical child actor syndrome again. Quickly gain fame before you can handle it& once you hit puberty, your life is a shambles. Rupert Grint (Ron) keeps turning up drunk somewhere, the kid who plays Crabbe was busted for pot last month, & now this guy.

Surprised that Daniel Radcliffe didn't spiral out of control--he seems to have a handle on things.

You sound bitter and old. Some of us aren't planning on being middle aged by 29.

because good is dumb		2009-08-19 01:04:11 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: gopher321: Harry Potter meets Cheech & Chong
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the erm...wait. What?

Harry Pothead and the Hashhish Prince.

Harry Potter and Dave is not here.

Tourney3p0		2009-08-19 01:04:38 PM

Bored Horde:

You sound bitter and old. Some of us aren't planning on being middle aged by 29.

Who "plans on being middle aged"? Are there some forms to sign? Maybe a surprise party? I would wager that ALL of us "aren't planning on being middle aged".

Falstaff		2009-08-19 01:08:40 PM

It's only a 6 inch joint if Hermione measures it.

/Perhaps it was a 10 inch joint with a phoenix feather core?

-F

moerty		2009-08-19 01:08:58 PM

typical pathetic english style joint, when i was in asterdam we'd use a quarter of weed to fill out a two paper joint, that thing would go around 3 times a crowd of ten people.

lostinspace1978		2009-08-19 01:10:53 PM

OMG! If he smokes too many pots he's gonna jump out of a building thinking he can fly. He might ever rape and murder some poor little christian kids. He should go to jail for doing this. Its only a matter of time before he moves on to harder drugs and robbing old ladies.

ballseye		2009-08-19 01:13:14 PM

Nice roll.

zinethar		2009-08-19 01:13:25 PM

The Sun is blocked at work.

Which actor was it?

lostinspace1978		2009-08-19 01:14:31 PM

lostinspace1978: OMG! If he smokes too many pots he's gonna jump out of a building thinking he can fly. He might ever rape and murder some poor little christian kids. He should go to jail for doing this. Its only a matter of time before he moves on to harder drugs and ~~robbing~~ rubbing old ladies.

scottydoesntknow		2009-08-19 01:17:34 PM

What a waste...of weed

Bored Horde		2009-08-19 01:19:33 PM

Tourney3p0: Bored Horde:

You sound bitter and old. Some of us aren't planning on being middle aged by 29.

Who "plans on being middle aged"? Are there some forms to sign? Maybe a surprise party? I would wager that ALL of us "aren't planning on being middle aged".

I'm just saying, young people love getting drunk, old people wish they'd done it more in their youth. In between there's the anti-fun years filled with the PTA, soccer games, and family vacations.

Mr.Poops		2009-08-19 01:22:32 PM

Weak. Not even a SPJ.

*Never knew that you're considered a star if you're a tertiary character in a movie franchise.

TemperedEdge		2009-08-19 01:28:42 PM

Why do I suddenly want to be sorted into Slytherin house?

/would take phillies along

p the boiler		2009-08-19 01:32:06 PM

because good is dumbiatcheese Weasel: gopher321: Harry Potter meets Cheech & Chong
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the erm...wait. What?

Harry Pothead and the Hashhish Prince.

Harry Potter and Dave is not here.

Harry Potter and the Methadone Clinic
Harry Potter and the Dimebag of Fire
Harry Potter and the Red Line Crackhead
Harry Potter and the Rotation (puff puff give)

Can't quite come up with the winning title yet

p the boiler		2009-08-19 01:33:01 PM

whoa man - what the heck did I do there?

RoxtarRyan		2009-08-19 01:35:35 PM

Is that England's version of our Guido pucker-face, or is he so hungry he is trying to eat himself?

Bored Horde		2009-08-19 01:38:15 PM

RoxtarRyan: Is that England's version of our Guido pucker-face, or is he so hungry he is trying to eat himself?

Maybe he's just fark ugly.

Mother's Bloody Sperm		2009-08-19 01:42:25 PM

Bored Horde		2009-08-19 01:47:02 PM

Mother's Bloody Sperm: Smoking weed means your life is in shambles?

Duh, look at this fark up
static.open.salon.com

Second Try		2009-08-19 01:47:38 PM

He thinks he's a bad boy.

malle-herbert		2009-08-19 01:49:15 PM

When I saw '10-inch' I thought it was 'Harry Potter and the order of the penis' or something...

Extreme_Lukewarm		2009-08-19 01:53:47 PM

/hot like that J

Flagg99		2009-08-19 02:00:22 PM

Newsflash - young people experiment.

Who. Cares?

jfc.1981		2009-08-19 02:04:02 PM

Please be Emma Watson. Please be Emma Watson. Please be Emma Watson.

*clicks link*

Damn.

Marisyana		2009-08-19 02:07:12 PM

p the boiler:
Harry Potter and the Dimebag of Fire

This is so going to be a fantasy football team name.

12maverick21		2009-08-19 02:08:32 PM

Damnit, Ricky!

Enough with the 7 paper joints!

stellarossa		2009-08-19 02:19:13 PM

Another Government Employee		2009-08-19 02:21:17 PM

So that is what they do with cremated muggles.

Thrillho34		2009-08-19 02:34:37 PM

Harry Potter and the Half-Blount Prince

BATcandelora		2009-08-19 02:38:08 PM

Thrillho34: Harry Potter and the Half-Blount Prince

Not "Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Prince"?

/Maybe Jim Breuer could finally get some work again.

Spaced Lion		2009-08-19 02:51:43 PM

12maverick21: Damnit, Ricky!

Enough with the 7 paper joints!

DAMN! The one quote I didn't think someone would beat me to.

....Oh god, now I can't get the idea of a TPB/Harry Potter crossover out of my head.

/It was "Ease up on the six-paper joints," though. Normally wouldn't nitpick but just saw that ep earlier today.

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