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(News.com.au)   Officials wonder if top female athlete is really a guy because of his/her facial hair and muscle build (w/ 'decide for yourself' picture)   (news.com.au) divider line 100
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2009-08-19 01:54:33 AM
Is it just me, or do I see one of these?

i594.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-19 01:59:00 AM
chrisstubbs.com
 
2009-08-19 02:07:20 AM
Surgically reconstructed?
 
2009-08-19 02:14:30 AM
Now, I don't have a unit, but I imagine it would be really tricky to run like hell with your shiat doing the ol' tuck n roll. Chafing, and whatnot.

Steroids, yes. Meat and 2 veg? I'd be willing to believe no.
 
2009-08-19 02:23:51 AM
kitryne: Now, I don't have a unit, but I imagine it would be really tricky to run like hell with your shiat doing the ol' tuck n roll. Chafing, and whatnot.

Steroids, yes. Meat and 2 veg? I'd be willing to believe no.


Yeah, tucking would be a non-reality doing that in those shorts. It's a she, a very manly looking, testosteroned she, but still female.
 
2009-08-19 03:14:52 AM
When I was teaching, I had a female student who damn near had a beard. She also looked a bit like the athlete, but much skinnier. I vote for very butch and possibly chemically altered female.
 
2009-08-19 03:24:15 AM
I can't tell, they all look alike to me.
/Athletes, I mean
 
2009-08-19 03:44:57 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

/oblig
 
2009-08-19 03:50:14 AM
Best of both worlds lol
 
2009-08-19 04:05:03 AM
You crush any guys nads into a speedo to make him look like a woman, he's going to be wearing that face all the time.
 
2009-08-19 04:10:30 AM
post-op maybe?

Where are her hips? I've never seen any woman with a figure like that.

....I need to see the Adam's Apple to be sure.
 
2009-08-19 04:22:25 AM
How big is her clit? If she's packing a vienna sausage, you may have a problem.
 
2009-08-19 04:30:34 AM
Ishkur: Where are her hips? I've never seen any woman with a figure like that.

Really? My ex had a body you could pick locks with and no rack to speak of.

Different girls are built different. That's all.
 
2009-08-19 04:42:24 AM
Girls might be different, but a woman with hips that narrow shouldn't be able to carry thighs like that.

As soon as i saw those hips, she=man
 
2009-08-19 04:46:02 AM
kitryne: Now, I don't have a unit, but I imagine it would be really tricky to run like hell with your shiat doing the ol' tuck n roll. Chafing, and whatnot.

Steroids, yes. Meat and 2 veg? I'd be willing to believe no.


I'm gonna have to second this. Standing around, yes. Running 800 meters at Olympic-level speeds, hell no.

I used to re-enact the "Buffalo Bill Dance" from Silence of the Lambs for my girlfriend when she was on the phone to make her crack up, and that isn't particularly comfortable.
 
2009-08-19 04:48:13 AM
calbert: /oblig

Thank you.

I don't see anything upstairs or down.

//fap
 
2009-08-19 04:54:01 AM
What would happen if one of these athletes were found to be intersex from birth? Would they be disqualified from any competition?
 
2009-08-19 04:56:10 AM
assets.espn.go.com

Obvious facial hair is obvious ergo she is a man
 
2009-08-19 05:11:53 AM
coco ebert: What would happen if one of these athletes were found to be intersex from birth? Would they be disqualified from any competition?

I think they have run across this before. They actually address the issue in a sophisticated way IIRC. Too tired to dredge up links to support my answer.
 
2009-08-19 05:15:31 AM
Did you hear Brett Farve wharrgarbl?
 
2009-08-19 05:26:37 AM
i15.photobucket.com

Looks like (s)he stuck her(?) head in a golf ball dimpler.

/Lady Gaga could clear up this mystery
 
2009-08-19 05:48:41 AM
It's a dude. Says so right on the shirt. "Semen(ya)"
 
2009-08-19 05:49:35 AM
doglover: My ex had a body you could pick locks with and no rack to speak of.

Different girls are built different. That's all.


Dude, she's twelve
 
2009-08-19 05:56:19 AM
I thought this was a Venus Williams thread.
 
2009-08-19 06:16:44 AM
Speedbts alt: coco ebert: What would happen if one of these athletes were found to be intersex from birth? Would they be disqualified from any competition?

I think they have run across this before. They actually address the issue in a sophisticated way IIRC. Too tired to dredge up links to support my answer.


Sophisticated? Do they have high tea with cucumber sammiches and polite conversation while they do the chromosome check?

Its kind of simple. If there is a Y chromosome then it has to competes against the best athletes.

If it only has X chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the middle tiers of athletes.

If it has too many chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the lowest tier of athletes.

There is no Hermaphrolympics or Tranny Derbies that I know of which would require "sophisticated" interpretations of sexuality to determine an athlete's eligibility to compete against lower level opponents.
 
2009-08-19 06:39:18 AM
mikaloyd:

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2009-08-19 06:55:05 AM
mikaloyd: Speedbts alt: coco ebert: What would happen if one of these athletes were found to be intersex from birth? Would they be disqualified from any competition?

I think they have run across this before. They actually address the issue in a sophisticated way IIRC. Too tired to dredge up links to support my answer.

Sophisticated? Do they have high tea with cucumber sammiches and polite conversation while they do the chromosome check?

Its kind of simple. If there is a Y chromosome then it has to competes against the best athletes.

If it only has X chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the middle tiers of athletes.

If it has too many chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the lowest tier of athletes.

There is no Hermaphrolympics or Tranny Derbies that I know of which would require "sophisticated" interpretations of sexuality to determine an athlete's eligibility to compete against lower level opponents.


Blunt, but accurate. 2 Xs (only) = female, any Ys = male.
 
2009-08-19 06:58:07 AM
ChubbyTiger: mikaloyd: Speedbts alt: coco ebert: What would happen if one of these athletes were found to be intersex from birth? Would they be disqualified from any competition?

I think they have run across this before. They actually address the issue in a sophisticated way IIRC. Too tired to dredge up links to support my answer.

Sophisticated? Do they have high tea with cucumber sammiches and polite conversation while they do the chromosome check?

Its kind of simple. If there is a Y chromosome then it has to competes against the best athletes.

If it only has X chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the middle tiers of athletes.

If it has too many chromosomes it is allowed to compete against the lowest tier of athletes.

There is no Hermaphrolympics or Tranny Derbies that I know of which would require "sophisticated" interpretations of sexuality to determine an athlete's eligibility to compete against lower level opponents.

Blunt, but accurate. 2 Xs (only) = female, any Ys = male.


Yeah, how's that 1970's science curriculum working out for ya?



Link (new window)
 
2009-08-19 07:00:05 AM
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: It's a dude. Says so right on the shirt. "Semen(ya)"

Good try but I'm not sure. It could also be "semeny a".

Ew.
 
2009-08-19 07:02:22 AM
Speedbts alt: mikaloyd:

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Where exactly is the sophistication in that? I mean other than your very urbane "fark off" which showcases your sophisticated yet very edgy and urbane style. Y chromosome is male and competes that way. They throw a psychological advisor into the mix to break the fall out of the closet when a cheater is caught, but that is just to appease the egalitarian masses who (rightfully) feel sorry for the freaks. At the end of the day though its a question of chromosomes that decides whether or not somebody gets to try to best girls in sport for glory.
 
2009-08-19 07:17:43 AM
She/He could have Klinefelter's Syndrome (XXY), but then she/he probably wouldn't be too good in sports. So I vote for chemical enhancement.
 
2009-08-19 07:27:37 AM
Semenya ... clocked 1:58.66 to win her semi-finals yesterday, relegating Kenyan world champion Janeth Jepkosgei to third.

That awesome when you beat somebody so badly they get third.
 
2009-08-19 07:44:56 AM
Man or woman aside, that person looks scary!
 
2009-08-19 07:56:05 AM
I'D HIT IT
 
2009-08-19 08:01:06 AM
Male or female, that's a whole lot of ugly
 
2009-08-19 08:02:45 AM
Could they not find a better picture?
 
2009-08-19 08:07:01 AM
calbert: /oblig

Hail, hail, Robonia... a laaaaand I didn't make uuuuuuup!
 
2009-08-19 08:16:31 AM
Sgt Otter: kitryne: Now, I don't have a unit, but I imagine it would be really tricky to run like hell with your shiat doing the ol' tuck n roll. Chafing, and whatnot.

Steroids, yes. Meat and 2 veg? I'd be willing to believe no.

I'm gonna have to second this. Standing around, yes. Running 800 meters at Olympic-level speeds, hell no.

I used to re-enact the "Buffalo Bill Dance" from Silence of the Lambs for my girlfriend when she was on the phone to make her crack up, and that isn't particularly comfortable.


Ian? When did you get a fark account? I still have the videos
 
2009-08-19 08:31:15 AM
Farker Lewis Can't Lose: I'D HIT IT

Hit and run
 
2009-08-19 08:39:51 AM
i232.photobucket.com
approves (of women's facial hair)

Seriously, if that is a broad she's one of the fugliest I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
 
2009-08-19 08:53:20 AM
8 pounds of ugly in a 3 pound pag.
 
2009-08-19 08:55:49 AM
stebain: Another image

Looks like a guy.
 
2009-08-19 09:15:40 AM
It's Pat?

/with a name like Caster(ate) you have to wonder
 
2009-08-19 09:17:48 AM
i91.photobucket.com

Well maybe not. But definitely ugly... and fast.
 
2009-08-19 09:39:15 AM
Isn't it obvious that steroids are causing this??

It is to me.... Facial hair, muscle definition, shrinkage of nuts. Especially that last one... not that I looked.
 
2009-08-19 09:43:48 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

/hot like that actress who played it
 
2009-08-19 09:59:26 AM
Yikes

Link (new window)
 
2009-08-19 10:15:06 AM
I'm no doctor, and I didn't stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I'm pretty sure there's a test for this.
 
2009-08-19 10:24:51 AM
Why not see which bathroom "it" goes into?
Cheap and quick test.
 
2009-08-19 10:57:32 AM
kitryne: Steroids, yes. Meat and 2 veg? I'd be willing to believe no.

About what I was going to say, although not quite as colorfully. The eyes definitely seem female.

/no, I don't know what that means
 
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