Stunts. Why did it have to be stunts?

this really makes me want to see this show!

pounddawg: Stunts. Why did it have to be stunts?

-1 headline. i was hoping for a bad pun and nudity.

that poor kid on the monorail. wow.

Q: What is the difference between a brilliant pygmy tribe and a female track team?


A: One is a group of cunning runts

You're doing it wrong!

Probably should have stopped at one. Or two, even.

Naw, it would only be cool if their faces melted off. Now THAT would be a stunt!

In Latin, Jehova starts with an I...

Oh my god....


IT'S A TRAAAP!!!

Shut that place down before anyone else perishes!!

/saw the show, stayed for the veal!

Can't they just freeze his body and reanimate it when the technology comes around?

ftfa: Audience members are selected as "extras" for the show

How about no

Where's MacGyver when you need him.

Maybe he had some bad dates?

the third worker to die in seven weeks at the resort


Disney employee death trifecta now complete?

anyone glance at the headline and read "this is not a stunning display of coonts" ?

Because that is my excuse for not RFTA

Cunning bunch of runts seen leaving the scene quickly and quietly.

toonz: this really makes me want to see this show!

stevec2usa: Cunning bunch of runts seen leaving the scene quickly and quietly.

Girls Basketball team seen leaving a little later...

Cunning display of stunts or stunning display of ...

Try and read that as
cunning display of stunts... much funnier.

*giggity

That attraction is still open? Are they Nucking Futs?

Wait wtf did I just do...
/me fail
//big time.

tinyarena: Walk up to any Disney World employee and point and say:
"You're next! Muhahahaha!"
They love it.

Or "Have you made peace with your God?"

We could have warned him... if only we spoke Hovitos!

So, if I'm reading this right, he died doing a somersault?

/somebody better think of the children

I remeber a couple of years back this asshole tried that with my uncles daughter. He worked at a paper printing press in the countryside so my uncle and his friends waited for him to finish work and put him in the back of the van. They drive him to the
middle of the forest took off his clothes and then nailed him to a tree with nails for going in stone. They told his family where to find him the next
morning. I don't think he tried that again ;)

They should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers.

Alternatively,

If you are a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/osb3r6
(copy and paste, NSFW)

BesiktasBoy83: I remeber a couple of years back this asshole tried that with my uncles daughter. He worked at a paper printing press in the countryside so my uncle and his friends waited for him to finish work and put him in the back of the van. They drive him to the
middle of the forest took off his clothes and then nailed him to a tree with nails for going in stone. They told his family where to find him the next
morning. I don't think he tried that again ;)

Some asshole tried to kill you uncle's daughter while she was rehearsing for the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular at Disneyland?

this headline is as slick as a well-boiled icicle.

Am I the only one who gets really annoyed that Disney refers to every one of their employees as "Cast Members", now granted this guy was part of the cast of one of their shows, (so this does work in this case) but sorry, someone working as a cashier at the Disney store is not a "cast member". They aren't in a movie or play. They work at the f'ing mall. So unless I'm on film in some candid camera show, she is not a "cast member"

I also hate being referred to as a "guest" at the Gap. "Next guest on line please". I'm not staying at my friends house. I'm buying a pair of jeans. I'm a customer. And no matter how hard you try to re-brand it, and make me feel all warm and fuzzy and welcome, I still waited on line for 15 minutes for a stupid pair of pants, and you did not offer me something to drink. I'm not sleeping over, I'm shopping.

I'm not a guest, Disney employees are not all "cast members". End rant.

He died doing a "tumbling roll"? What a pussy.

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/osb3r6
(copy and paste, NSFW)

What an interesting smell you've discovered.

Am I the only one that misread the the headline as "Not a stunning display of... Well you can guess the rest.

I was expecting a lineup of strippers arrested for prostitution.

/leaving with a full cup of eyebleach

Poopy MacPoop: BesiktasBoy83: I remeber a couple of years back this asshole tried that with my uncles daughter. He worked at a paper printing press in the countryside so my uncle and his friends waited for him to finish work and put him in the back of the van. They drive him to the
middle of the forest took off his clothes and then nailed him to a tree with nails for going in stone. They told his family where to find him the next
morning. I don't think he tried that again ;)

Some asshole tried to kill you uncle's daughter while she was rehearsing for the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular at Disneyland?

Some asshole tried to make her do a tumbling roll?

The death comes a week after a 47-year-old performer died four days after an onstage fall during another show, "Captain Jack's Pirate Tutorial," at the Magic Kingdom. Mark Priest, 47, was sword-fighting when he slipped and hit a wall.

I wonder how old he was.

It was only a matter of time....



/hot like a dead frog stuck to gooey asphalt.