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jehovahs witness protection

2009-08-18 08:14:04 AM

/oblig

schnarff

2009-08-18 10:05:01 AM

jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

Leave it to Fark to have the very first horrifying Winnie the Pooh picture I've ever seen. At least Rule 34 wasn't involved.

I_C_Weener

2009-08-18 10:38:10 AM

jehovahs witness protection

2009-08-18 10:48:42 AM

schnarff: jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

Leave it to Fark to have the very first horrifying Winnie the Pooh picture I've ever seen. At least Rule 34 wasn't involved.

You didn't see what he did to the rest of Eeyore.

Pud

2009-08-18 10:52:35 AM

jehovahs witness protection: schnarff: jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

Leave it to Fark to have the very first horrifying Winnie the Pooh picture I've ever seen. At least Rule 34 wasn't involved.

You didn't see what he did to the rest of Eeyore.

PLEASE, PLEASE, for the love of my breakfast....keep those pictures to yourself

indinoheat

2009-08-18 11:13:24 AM

Damn you jehovahs witness protection. People around here are looking at me now wondering why Im giggling.

+1

Tapakip

2009-08-18 11:14:59 AM

Oh my, JWP. Have a splendid day!

meow said the dog

2009-08-18 11:17:05 AM

You can maybe say he went to do some Christopher Robbing! LAUGHTER OL! Hello to all who do not get that this is the joke I am making as the pun. A pun is playing with some words.

NateIsInKentucky

2009-08-18 11:18:15 AM

First thing I thought of. (new window)

schattenteufel

2009-08-18 11:19:11 AM

What he shoulda' done is tied a bunch of balloons together & floated away.

farm machine

2009-08-18 11:19:13 AM

JWP

Guess that's what Eeyore gets for sticking his fingers in Pooh's honey.

Boberto

2009-08-18 11:23:38 AM

greedy little Piglet.

RamboFrog

2009-08-18 11:23:49 AM

I'm sure he'll Roo his life of crime.

tedbundee

2009-08-18 11:26:00 AM

schnarff: jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

Leave it to Fark to have the very first horrifying Winnie the Pooh picture I've ever seen. At least Rule 34 wasn't involved.

img142.imageshack.us

/rule 34 includes CP, right?

Sundaygurl

2009-08-18 11:26:29 AM

meow said the dog: You can maybe say he went to do some Christopher Robbing! LAUGHTER OL! Hello to all who do not get that this is the joke I am making as the pun. A pun is playing with some words.

meow.catsplz.com

Nuttier than squirrel turds

2009-08-18 11:26:54 AM

jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

That would make a great tattoo.

Boberto

2009-08-18 11:27:46 AM

fark you guys...It's MY honey!

www.doobybrain.com

Prank Call of Cthulhu

2009-08-18 11:28:09 AM

Heh heh, "poo bandit." Did he escape on the Hershey Highway? Sail away with some butt pirates?

mortimer_ford

2009-08-18 11:30:22 AM

Winnie's gonna have a visit from the tossed salad man.

meow said the dog

2009-08-18 11:32:51 AM

mortimer_ford: Winnie's gonna have a visit from the tossed salad man.

What is meant from this?

radioman_

2009-08-18 11:35:14 AM

Was he committing his crimes under the name of Saunders?

DieselChick

2009-08-18 11:35:49 AM

Be my mercy angel Piglet!

Nuttier than squirrel turds

2009-08-18 11:36:46 AM

Boberto: greedy little Piglet.

Piglet gave me a blumpkin.

Veeoh

2009-08-18 11:43:45 AM

Boberto: fark you guys...It's MY honey!

My word. That's quite disturbing.

/heard the phrase blumpkin for the first time today.
//had to google it.
///gosh.

featherspy

2009-08-18 11:44:20 AM

As someone who worked for Disney as a "friend" of Winnie the Pooh I'm definitely getting a big furry yellow kick out of this thread.

/God damn I hate that fat farking bear.

BunkoSquad

2009-08-18 11:52:15 AM

Dear Sirs:
Jesus, that little bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh Bear.

Sincerely,
Christopher Robin

/from a 70s era National Lampoon letters column

tamsnod27

2009-08-18 11:57:00 AM

schnarff: jehovahs witness protection: /oblig

Leave it to Fark to have the very first horrifying Winnie the Pooh picture I've ever seen. At least Rule 34 wasn't involved.

HA! There was a thread some time ago where three losers tried to dig up a cute dead chick, I learned some terms that I can never, ever unlearn, no matter how much I try!!!Welcome to Fark!

RaavynnValkyrie

2009-08-18 11:59:40 AM

So whis it that my headline for the original story isn't good enough, but it's fine to plagiarize for the follow-up?

Link (new window)

WTF, mods?

phlegmmo

2009-08-18 12:00:40 PM

"Tut, tut, looks like arraignment."

RaavynnValkyrie

2009-08-18 12:01:37 PM

RaavynnValkyrie: So whis it that my headline for the original story isn't good enough, but it's fine to plagiarize for the follow-up?

Link (new window)

WTF, mods?

Should read "why is" not "whis." Typing with a band-aids on your fingers is hard...

bass555

2009-08-18 12:04:48 PM

Tigger, please....

Xlr8urfark

2009-08-18 12:08:27 PM

What a "poo bandit" may look like:
2.bp.blogspot.com

JohnCarter

2009-08-18 12:11:51 PM

Tigger asked Piglet why he kept searching in toilets, told him he was looking for Poo

Third In Line

2009-08-18 12:12:54 PM

Xlr8urfark

I needz a noo keybored plz

Boberto

2009-08-18 12:20:05 PM

meow said the dog: mortimer_ford: Winnie's gonna have a visit from the tossed salad man.

What is meant from this?

Never you mind my child.

Boberto

2009-08-18 12:21:10 PM

Nuttier than squirrel turds: Boberto: greedy little Piglet.

Piglet gave me a blumpkin.

At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

Nana's Vibrator

2009-08-18 12:31:21 PM

godless killing machines, indeed

Coiled Hot 1

2009-08-18 12:45:21 PM

Boberto: Nuttier than squirrel turds: Boberto: greedy little Piglet.

Piglet gave me a blumpkin.

At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

You know what a tossed salad is, but you dont know what a blumpkin is. Let me help you out. BJ plus dropping a duece equals Blumpkin.

buckeyebrain

2009-08-18 12:54:03 PM

Approves

Xlr8urfark

2009-08-18 12:59:02 PM

Boberto: At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

It's like a BJ, but on the loo..
john..
etc....

Nuttier than squirrel turds

2009-08-18 01:08:27 PM

I donkey punched Tigger.

Third In Line

2009-08-18 01:23:09 PM

Xlr8urfark: Boberto: At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

It's like a BJ, but on the loo..
john..
etc....

And you look like such a nice boy, tsk tsk.
That description makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

JAVSinCity

2009-08-18 02:04:48 PM

Went to HS with a guy who would dress up as Winnie the Pooh at football and basketball games (usually baked out of his skull) and thought maybe he finally snapped and robbed someone. Feeling slightly disappointed.

/phantom deucers are a dime a dozen in the military.

Xlr8urfark

2009-08-18 02:10:17 PM

Third In Line: Xlr8urfark: Boberto: At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

It's like a BJ, but on the loo..
john..
etc....

And you look like such a nice boy, tsk tsk.
That description makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

We all look like nice boys down here. Some are more corrupted than others, however.

/Welcome to Fark, btw :P

krusher

2009-08-18 03:17:11 PM

Nuttier than squirrel turds: I donkey punched Tigger.

Would that be funnier if you said Eeyore instead?

SgtArkie

2009-08-18 03:22:38 PM

Boberto

2009-08-18 03:28:22 PM

Coiled Hot 1: Boberto: Nuttier than squirrel turds: Boberto: greedy little Piglet.

Piglet gave me a blumpkin.

At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

You know what a tossed salad is, but you dont know what a blumpkin is. Let me help you out. BJ plus dropping a duece equals Blumpkin.

Sorry, I restrict all scat play to occasionally watching 2 girls 1 cup when my gag reflex stops working. What do you call getting a BJ while throwing up on the back of your partners head? Cookies and Cream?

Third In Line

2009-08-18 03:38:23 PM

Boberto: Coiled Hot 1: Boberto: Nuttier than squirrel turds: Boberto: greedy little Piglet.

Piglet gave me a blumpkin.

At work, don't want to risk googling blumpkin.

You know what a tossed salad is, but you dont know what a blumpkin is. Let me help you out. BJ plus dropping a duece equals Blumpkin.

Sorry, I restrict all scat play to occasionally watching 2 girls 1 cup when my gag reflex stops working. What do you call getting a BJ while throwing up on the back of your partners head? Cookies and Cream?

Oh, YURGLE!!! :O(

Nuttier than squirrel turds

2009-08-18 03:43:44 PM

krusher: Nuttier than squirrel turds: I donkey punched Tigger.

Would that be funnier if you said Eeyore instead?

Eeyore just didnt inspire the 'prison rape' instinct in me that day like the annoying Tigger did. Made him my biatch.

SgtArkie

2009-08-18 04:11:58 PM

JAVSinCity: Went to HS with a guy who would dress up as Winnie the Pooh at football and basketball games (usually baked out of his skull) and thought maybe he finally snapped and robbed someone. Feeling slightly disappointed.

/phantom deucers are a dime a dozen in the military.

dude. wrong thread maybe or right one lol. no one will find the phatom schiter.

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