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		German authorities break up alleged cook-smuggling ring, ringleaders say the police have sum wong gai (thelocal.de)		44
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ambassador_ahab		2009-08-18 05:50:36 AM

Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

overlord_mike		2009-08-18 09:17:57 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

i did too, but im a dirty perv

whats your excuse?

Starryeyes		2009-08-18 09:52:20 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

three for three on that, yup.

overlord_mike		2009-08-18 09:58:27 AM

Starryeyes: ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

three for three on that, yup.

i knew deep down you really were a pervert after all

Pud		2009-08-18 10:24:04 AM

I pictured them going through airport security with this sticking out of their pants.

/now that would be hot (like the pict)

ambassador_ahab		2009-08-18 10:41:11 AM

overlord_mike: whats your excuse?

Dirty Perv. Same as you.

buk110		2009-08-18 10:54:11 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

Yea but I'm not wearing my glasses.....

pwhp_67		2009-08-18 10:54:26 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

Yes, but I really like chicken so it's no surprise...

at80eighty		2009-08-18 10:56:58 AM

guilty here too

HMS_Blinkin		2009-08-18 10:57:16 AM

pwhp_67: ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

Yes, but I really like chicken so it's no surprise...

I'm gay. That's why I read it as "cock."

pwhp_67		2009-08-18 10:58:33 AM

HMS_Blinkin: I'm gay. That's why I read it as "cock."

Oh, you gays with your slang...

Bored Horde		2009-08-18 10:59:40 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

Guilty

indinoheat		2009-08-18 11:00:26 AM

Same. Lady gaga was the first thing in my head (not literaly).

HMS_Blinkin		2009-08-18 11:01:31 AM

indinoheat: Same. Lady gaga was the first thing in my head (not literaly).

My head was the first thing in Lady Gaga.

/wut

Ashtrey		2009-08-18 11:02:52 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

I'm still reading it as that.

Should make for a better thread.

Iron Chef Scottish		2009-08-18 11:03:19 AM

This happened to me. I was just leaving work after a busy shift. 120 covers, all demanding haggis, deep fried mars bars and blood pudding. Three guys just sideswiped me, straight into the back of a car, bag over my head. 14 hours later I was in Paris, basement kitchen, leg irons. Those French bastards may have stolen my recipes. They may have taken ten years of my life. But they never broke my spirit.
`

Pair-o-Dice		2009-08-18 11:03:20 AM

FTFA:
...while paying them well below the legal limit

The Chinese have been doing this for ages.

Remote Kittens		2009-08-18 11:03:46 AM

It was way more interesting when I thought it was about cock smuggling.

/another dirty perv

Sumdumfarkr		2009-08-18 11:04:12 AM

Smuggle what? Why?

~~Illegal~~ unlawful sausages, not birds, maybe...?
/Vienna sausages, Polska Kielbasa?

NotWithoutAsswelts		2009-08-18 11:04:14 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

It makes more sense than a cook-smuggling ring.

Lamune_Baba		2009-08-18 11:04:39 AM

What about smuggling cock-rings?

"Man... I could only smuggle maybe three at a time. They must be black!"

Bored Horde		2009-08-18 11:05:15 AM

Iron Chef Scottish: This happened to me. I was just leaving work after a busy shift. 120 covers, all demanding haggis, deep fried mars bars and blood pudding. Three guys just sideswiped me, straight into the back of a car, bag over my head. 14 hours later I was in Paris, basement kitchen, leg irons. Those French bastards may have stolen my recipes. They may have taken ten years of my life. But they never broke my spirit.
`

How Iron Chef Scottish might look as he reaps bloody vengeance:
thewhittles.name

Nana's Vibrator		2009-08-18 11:05:39 AM

That's funny. I read "German authorities" as "cocks," too, so the headline really made my head hurt.

FIBmeister		2009-08-18 11:07:55 AM

I read it as "cock-mugglings grin", but I'm lexdixic.

Dave and the Mission		2009-08-18 11:09:42 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

came here to say this

Sumdumfarkr		2009-08-18 11:10:00 AM

RTFA. Specialty cooks. Human trafficking.
Thread more fun than article. Pbbht!

The_Pole_Of_Justice		2009-08-18 11:16:32 AM

Did anyone read this as anything other than "cock smuggling ring?"

And if so, what's wrong with you?

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2009-08-18 11:21:12 AM

ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

In fact I read it as "cock-ring-snuggling" which is about 50% more deviant than the alternative.

One Cock-Ring to rule them all, One Cock-Ring to find them,
One Cock-Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

/Next: sterling silver butt-plugs inlaid with precious stones.

MurphyManifesto		2009-08-18 11:21:29 AM

Asian word pun trifecta now in play?

/after this and Dae Jung

EggFool		2009-08-18 11:25:11 AM

NotWithoutAsswelts: ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

It makes more sense than a cook-smuggling ring.

If all the cooks have cocks, it's a two-fer.

Hiro Nakamura		2009-08-18 11:25:33 AM

Cock ring smuggling. I would be a pro.

Sundaygurl		2009-08-18 11:29:33 AM

The Germans need good Chinese food too. How else are they suppose to get it?

1n73rw3b5		2009-08-18 11:35:13 AM

posted to wrong thread

ambassador_ahab		2009-08-18 11:44:21 AM

Sundaygurl: The Germans need good Chinese food too. How else are they suppose to get it?

You know what other Germans treated humans as slaves?

/Low-hanging fruit, I know

clusterfrak		2009-08-18 11:56:09 AM

As far as thehuman trafficking spectrum goes it's better than child sex slaves but worse than Iranian dissidents.

TheyCallThisWork		2009-08-18 12:01:06 PM

Hey, did any of you think it said "cock-smuggling" at first? Cuz I did.

BigGunn1978		2009-08-18 12:15:57 PM

I thought it said "sock-buggering ring"

I thought they were coming to get me.

clusterfrak		2009-08-18 12:22:07 PM

I tend to fist my sock puppets

EggFool		2009-08-18 12:30:07 PM

BigGunn1978: I thought it said "sock-buggering ring"

I thought they were coming to get me.

That would be the "sock-buggering sting"

FarkinFarker		2009-08-18 12:31:25 PM

Also, "Cream of sum yun gai"

Keystone Copout		2009-08-18 01:02:48 PM

Dave and the Mission: ambassador_ahab: Did anybody else read that as "cock-smuggling ring"?

came here to say this

My eyes saw "cock-smuggling ring" but my brain heard "cock-ring smuggling." No idea why.

Loverboy586		2009-08-18 02:24:31 PM

Had to read it three times. I'd guess that makes me triple guilty...

fpage77		2009-08-18 02:29:22 PM

What a cock ring may look like.

///on second thought I don't think I want to get banned for posting that NSFW image.

Xlr8urfark		2009-08-18 02:48:09 PM

So did anyone else think of Cock ring? lol, you perverts.

/guilty by association as always

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