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(KGMB)   Not news: 3 men arrested for smoking pot. News: In an illegally parked van at a police softball tournament. Fark: Two of the three men are Honolulu Police Officers   (kgmb9.com) divider line 73
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2009-08-18 03:21:14 AM
Park-o-lolo?
 
2009-08-18 03:35:27 AM
Mmmmm I bet it was the big purple buds too.
 
2009-08-18 04:38:48 AM
This doesn't strike me as all that out of the ordinary.
 
2009-08-18 05:02:20 AM
That's not cool brah!

www.nerve.com
 
2009-08-18 05:03:03 AM
OMG you mean cops are just regular people when they aren't at work?!?

Say it ain't so.
 
2009-08-18 05:05:27 AM
Fark: Two of the three men are Honolulu Police Officers

My prediction: Two of the three men are acquitted.
 
2009-08-18 05:05:43 AM
Shatner's Toupee: OMG you mean cops are just regular people when they aren't at work?!?

Say it ain't so.


I, for one, am SHOCKED... simply SHOCKED to discover that police officers are capable of human fallibility.

/here are your winnings, sir.
//Why, thank you. This cafe is closed until further notice!
 
2009-08-18 05:06:36 AM
www.leap.cc
 
2009-08-18 05:07:46 AM
and the third? this guy:

brendancalling.com
 
2009-08-18 05:23:14 AM
www.delawareonline.com
 
2009-08-18 05:27:59 AM
they must have pissed someone off. usually these kinds of things are just covered up to protect "the force"
 
2009-08-18 05:41:13 AM
Doesn't everybody know that cops have the best dope?

Don't smoke pot kids, you might win 14 gold medals or grow up to be president.
 
2009-08-18 05:44:27 AM
A friend and I were at a "smoker's club" in Prague (basically just a bar that sells weed, but they have a buzzer system and don't let you in if they don't know you) and two Czech police officers came to the door. My friend was rolling and had his back to the door so I reached over to try to conceal the joint he was rolling. But the officers -- in full uniform -- just went to the back and scored, then left.
It's a free country over there. If you don't cause a problem, you don't have a problem. The police don't want to fill in paperwork, personal use is decriminalized, and if you're seen smoking in public, that's obviously personal use. Most bars won't let you smoke inside though. You can roll inside but you have to go outside to smoke. They'll let you take your drink with you though.
 
2009-08-18 05:44:43 AM
Dubai Vol: Doesn't everybody know that cops have the best dope?

Don't smoke pot kids, you might win 14 gold medals or grow up to be president.


Rim Job
 
2009-08-18 05:45:35 AM
ambassador_ahab: Rim Job

FARK. That was supposed to be Rim SHOT...
 
2009-08-18 05:45:39 AM
Marijuana should not be illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are. I pray for the day when the old idiots who worship Fox die off so we can make some progress in this country.
 
2009-08-18 05:55:29 AM
ambassador_ahab: ambassador_ahab: Rim Job

FARK. That was supposed to be Rim SHOT...


And here I was, about to say...how YOU doin'?

/not really, but that is one funny typo!
 
2009-08-18 06:02:52 AM
Dubai Vol: And here I was, about to say...how YOU doin'?

It's very early and I'm hungover and there's evidence I drunkenly ordered Chinese-delivery.
 
2009-08-18 06:06:15 AM
ambassador_ahab:
It's very early and I'm hungover and there's evidence I drunkenly ordered Chinese-delivery.


Hey, it's all good. You gave me a good laugh to start the day. B-vitamins , lots of water, and a big greasy breakfast are your friends.
 
2009-08-18 06:06:45 AM
ambassador_ahab: ambassador_ahab: Rim Job

FARK. That was supposed to be Rim SHOT...


Ba dum, taint.
 
2009-08-18 06:08:12 AM
ambassador_ahab: Rim Job

FARK. That was supposed to be Rim SHOT...

Nice typo. I can hear Freud chuckling in his grave.
 
2009-08-18 06:08:25 AM
bahahahaha!

/legalize it
 
2009-08-18 06:09:47 AM
Playinodds: they must have pissed someone off. usually these kinds of things are just covered up to protect "the force"

Might have something to do with the fact they were in Las Vegas at the time.
 
2009-08-18 06:13:15 AM
Turnabout is fair play.

Nothing warms my cockles like cops going to jail, if only until they bond out.
 
2009-08-18 06:29:35 AM
montex: Marijuana should not be illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are. I pray for the day when the old idiots who worship Fox die off so we can make some progress in this country.

Didn't we hear something like this back in the '60s? Oh yeah, right, the people who all said it back then changed their minds when they got older. It's almost like there's something about aging that causes people to become more conservative, or something.

/2 guys will get paid leave, 1 guy will get arrested
//just a prediction
 
2009-08-18 06:31:52 AM
Whether mj should be legalized or not, these cops were dumbasses
- parked sideways straddling two spots? that deserves a tazering if one was ever deserved
- speeding off when approached by other officers? smart move!
- being in control of a vehicle while impaired? ya, these officers need their asses kicked.

Go get high on your buddies back porch, not at the local softball tournament.
 
2009-08-18 06:38:07 AM
soseussme: A friend and I were at a "smoker's club" in Prague (basically just a bar that sells weed, but they have a buzzer system and don't let you in if they don't know you) and two Czech police officers came to the door. My friend was rolling and had his back to the door so I reached over to try to conceal the joint he was rolling. But the officers -- in full uniform -- just went to the back and scored, then left.
It's a free country over there. If you don't cause a problem, you don't have a problem. The police don't want to fill in paperwork, personal use is decriminalized, and if you're seen smoking in public, that's obviously personal use. Most bars won't let you smoke inside though. You can roll inside but you have to go outside to smoke. They'll let you take your drink with you though.


The only bad part is you have to live in Czech.
 
2009-08-18 06:40:33 AM
Tokem Dano
 
2009-08-18 06:42:56 AM
Hawaii High-O
 
2009-08-18 06:44:28 AM
Don't bogart the lei Bra
 
2009-08-18 06:59:31 AM
I came for the Park-o-lolo, GoDeep.

Mahalo!
 
2009-08-18 07:00:38 AM
queue the "it's just pot who cares" crowd
 
2009-08-18 07:02:14 AM
montex: Marijuana should not be illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are. I pray for the day when the old idiots who worship Fox die off so we can make some progress in this country.

You're blaming Fox news? Get out and do something other than complain on the internet. The Dems are in power and I don't see anything being done. Stop being so foolish and vote Libertarian, that's REAL CHANGE.
 
2009-08-18 07:06:10 AM
The United States of America has the highest number of it's citizens in jail, has the highest jail population and depressingly large percentage of those people are there for Marijuana related "crimes".

It's a plant. The US legislators have to take a serious look at what they are doing to their own society. Rather than the well publisized COST of so many prisons, they should consider the REVENUE from taxation.

Alcohol does a great deal more damage and is accepted - backwards, no?

(ps: Hawaii has yummy buddy)
 
2009-08-18 07:24:26 AM
Poor coppers got popped by other coppers, that must suck. Rest assured they were smoking some dank Hawaiian when they got rolled up. Damn Hawaiian will send you off into a dream.

/Know's something about Molokai Frost and Maui Wowie
//Yes it's still around
///Wish I had them in seed
 
2009-08-18 07:37:29 AM
I for one am shocked, SHOCKED that the cops who rolled up on the smoking van didn't join the party and share a giggle about how the guy from whom they stole the weed twitched and cracked his skull open at the end of the tazer.

/joins the chorus of voices saying 2 dropped charges and 1 scapegoat
 
2009-08-18 07:47:26 AM
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-08-18 07:50:39 AM
I've smoked with on duty Chattanooga cops before. there used to be a Hamilton county detective that was one of the biggest dealers in the county too. this was back in 79-80 though.
 
2009-08-18 07:51:21 AM
TheBlackFlag: The US legislators have to take a serious look at what they are doing to their own society.

Ruling over it? Felons are a wonderful thing- we've allowed the Government the power to completely strip constitutional rights simply because of a short prison stay. There is a reason so many minor crimes are getting quietly bumped to felony level.

Rather than the well publisized COST of so many prisons, they should consider the REVENUE from taxation

No, citizen- it only COSTS the tax-laborers. The prison industry is worth billions in profits for those that build, maintain, and operate those prisons.

And the pittance earned from taxation amounts to nothing compared to the profits generated. Keeping it illegal keeps the blackmarket prices high, which means more cash and prizes. The cash and property seized is just a billion-dollar bonus to the powers it gives law enforcement. They will not be giving that power up.
 
2009-08-18 08:01:04 AM
Eh! What happens on one ninth island, stays on one ninth island, yeah.
 
2009-08-18 08:22:54 AM
Archie Goodwin: ambassador_ahab: ambassador_ahab: Rim Job

FARK. That was supposed to be Rim SHOT...

Ba dum, taint.



Aaaaaaand, now everyone in my office knows I'm not working.
 
2009-08-18 08:28:30 AM
big...buds..buds..big...

www.handheldmuseum.com
 
2009-08-18 08:47:31 AM
www.3men.com

You'd think simple human decency and common sense would compel cops to ignore enforcing marijuana laws until you take into consideration the intelligence of the average cop.
 
2009-08-18 08:56:23 AM
montex: Marijuana should not be illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are. I pray for the day when the old idiots who worship Fox die off so we can make some progress in this country.

I didn't realize that the old idiots at Fox were responsible for enacting and enforcing US drug law.

Sems to me that a bunch of old, idiot 60's Hippies are firmly in charge now....

/where's your doobie now, loser?
 
2009-08-18 09:25:49 AM
Terryg999: montex: Marijuana should not be illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are. I pray for the day when the old idiots who worship Fox die off so we can make some progress in this country.

I didn't realize that the old idiots at Fox were responsible for enacting and enforcing US drug law.

Sems to me that a bunch of old, idiot 60's Hippies are firmly in charge now....

/where's your doobie now, loser?


This!!!

And guess what. When you 20-somethings take over, it won't change.
 
2009-08-18 09:26:13 AM
I don't believe it until I see their birth certificates.
 
2009-08-18 09:34:02 AM
I'm glad the refer isn't legal. I've never been "busted" for it and I'm pushing 20 years of use. It seems that if you follow the unwritten rules for MJ use, which include not smoking around cops, you'll be alright. I don't want to pay taxes on my reef, I just want it.
 
2009-08-18 09:37:21 AM
Two of the three men WERE Honolulu Police Officer.

Are they still called five-o?

/Book 'em, Danno!
 
2009-08-18 09:55:32 AM
-Manadatory Minimum-
 
2009-08-18 10:03:46 AM
misses hawaii. gotta get back asap
 
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