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(Starpulse)   Tony Romo really dumped Jessica Simpson because she's an embarrassing, fall-down sloppy drunk   (starpulse.com) divider line 74
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2009-08-18 10:54:12 AM
beelzebubba76:

I'm glad that women don't get attracted to a man based purely on looks, else I'd never stand a chance ... ever.
/Of course, you can never say what a woman might get attracted to ...


I believe women go on Personality then Looks while men go on Looks then Personality but according to Fark women look at money then personality then looks.


A couple of weeks ago a friend and I were out and we ran into a couple of boys, while the hot attractive guys were drunk and acting like fools I wasn't into them but I was into one of the guys who was bald and sober. He was cool, down to earth and didn't seem creepy. Of course at the end of the night we didn't exchange numbers but at that night I was attracted to him and it wasn't because of his looks it was because of his personality.



/to each their own
 
2009-08-18 10:57:37 AM
cowsspinach: beelzebubba76:

I'm glad that women don't get attracted to a man based purely on looks, else I'd never stand a chance ... ever.
/Of course, you can never say what a woman might get attracted to ...

I believe women go on Personality then Looks while men go on Looks then Personality but according to Fark women look at money then personality then looks.


A couple of weeks ago a friend and I were out and we ran into a couple of boys, while the hot attractive guys were drunk and acting like fools I wasn't into them but I was into one of the guys who was bald and sober. He was cool, down to earth and didn't seem creepy. Of course at the end of the night we didn't exchange numbers but at that night I was attracted to him and it wasn't because of his looks it was because of his personality.



/to each their own


I must say that looks are nice, but that novelty wears off soon. As I've gotten older, I've realized that looks don't count for much unless there's something in the compatibility department that's pretty much a lock-in.

/But then, in a lot of cases it seems like the girl chooses me, than vice-versa.
 
2009-08-18 10:59:53 AM
The Homer Tax: Plus, she got fat.

I think she is skinny again.
 
2009-08-18 11:11:26 AM
beelzebubba76: cowsspinach: beelzebubba76:

I'm glad that women don't get attracted to a man based purely on looks, else I'd never stand a chance ... ever.
/Of course, you can never say what a woman might get attracted to ...

I believe women go on Personality then Looks while men go on Looks then Personality but according to Fark women look at money then personality then looks.


A couple of weeks ago a friend and I were out and we ran into a couple of boys, while the hot attractive guys were drunk and acting like fools I wasn't into them but I was into one of the guys who was bald and sober. He was cool, down to earth and didn't seem creepy. Of course at the end of the night we didn't exchange numbers but at that night I was attracted to him and it wasn't because of his looks it was because of his personality.



/to each their own

I must say that looks are nice, but that novelty wears off soon. As I've gotten older, I've realized that looks don't count for much unless there's something in the compatibility department that's pretty much a lock-in.

/But then, in a lot of cases it seems like the girl chooses me, than vice-versa.


Mongo pawn in the game of life.
 
2009-08-18 11:30:52 AM
is she still fat? Thats all that matters.
 
2009-08-18 11:35:56 AM
littlett's: The Homer Tax: Plus, she got fat.

I think she is skinny again.


I don't know that she is. I saw some pics of her from Tiger's tournament here in DC not too long ago, and I would have to issue a judgement of "Still (celebrity) Fat"
 
2009-08-18 11:44:58 AM
cowsspinach: beelzebubba76:

I'm glad that women don't get attracted to a man based purely on looks, else I'd never stand a chance ... ever.
/Of course, you can never say what a woman might get attracted to ...

I believe women go on Personality then Looks while men go on Looks then Personality but according to Fark women look at money then personality then looks.



/to each their own


Have you seen this "dating in the dark" show? The women are by far the most egregious offenders when it comes to being into the person and then rejecting them based on looks. It was particulary bad last night when the 250 lb girl was questioning the guy she had been all schmoopy over because he kind of had a receding hairline.
 
2009-08-18 11:46:42 AM
The Homer Tax: littlett's: The Homer Tax: Plus, she got fat.

I think she is skinny again.

I don't know that she is. I saw some pics of her from Tiger's tournament here in DC not too long ago, and I would have to issue a judgement of "Still (celebrity) Fat"


images.huffingtonpost.com

What a lardass.
 
2009-08-18 11:55:01 AM
dominick: look, we'd all hit jessica simpson in a heartbeat, ok? let's not kid ourselves. but like romo, we'd quit it just as quickly. the poor girl's got nothing to offer except that body of hers, and the sooner she realizes this, the sooner she'll get more satisfaction from life.

/is this chicken or fish?


Yup, I'd hit it and let her creepy dad film it for his own pleasure later.

/wait...I think I creeped myself out there.
 
2009-08-18 12:02:37 PM
The Homer Tax: I don't know that she is. I saw some pics of her from Tiger's tournament here in DC not too long ago, and I would have to issue a judgement of "Still (celebrity) Fat"

Hell I would be celebrity obese then.
 
2009-08-18 12:13:40 PM
TheKnownUniverse: The Homer Tax: littlett's: The Homer Tax: Plus, she got fat.

I think she is skinny again.

I don't know that she is. I saw some pics of her from Tiger's tournament here in DC not too long ago, and I would have to issue a judgement of "Still (celebrity) Fat"



What a lardass.


You can't even see her stomach in that pic. Look I know chicks get all defensive about this stuff, but I assure you that she is fat for a celebrity, and the standards are different than for regular people. Compare pictures of her in the duke of hazard to her now. She has easily put on 40 to 50 lbs. I would totally hit it and I totally think she's hot as he'll. If she was a project manager for Lockheed Martin, she'd be the target of desire for every douchebag with a clearance.

But she's not, she's someone who got famous by being really super hot and singing okay...and she got fat.
 
2009-08-18 12:15:55 PM
The Homer Tax: You can't even see her stomach in that pic. Look I know chicks get all defensive about this stuff, but I assure you that she is fat for a celebrity, and the standards are different than for regular people. Compare pictures of her in the duke of hazard to her now. She has easily put on 40 to 50 lbs. I would totally hit it and I totally think she's hot as he'll. If she was a project manager for Lockheed Martin, she'd be the target of desire for every douchebag with a clearance.

There is no way she has put on 40 to 50 pounds. She had to have been about 115 in the Dukes Of Hazard. There is no way she is 150+
 
2009-08-18 12:17:30 PM
wydok: Maybe the problem is that she asked for the ball too much, like his other girlfriend did.

So she's moving to Buffalo and getting a crappy reality show?
 
2009-08-18 12:24:58 PM
littlett's: The Homer Tax: You can't even see her stomach in that pic. Look I know chicks get all defensive about this stuff, but I assure you that she is fat for a celebrity, and the standards are different than for regular people. Compare pictures of her in the duke of hazard to her now. She has easily put on 40 to 50 lbs. I would totally hit it and I totally think she's hot as he'll. If she was a project manager for Lockheed Martin, she'd be the target of desire for every douchebag with a clearance.

There is no way she has put on 40 to 50 pounds. She had to have been about 115 in the Dukes Of Hazard. There is no way she is 150+


We'll have to agree to disagree, I guess.
 
2009-08-18 12:27:07 PM
The Homer Tax: There is no way she has put on 40 to 50 pounds. She had to have been about 115 in the Dukes Of Hazard. There is no way she is 150+

We'll have to agree to disagree, I guess.


I'm still a little pudgy at 118 and I'm taller than she is. I would look like a house at 150+.
 
2009-08-18 12:57:01 PM
Yeah I've heard she can't hold her licker, she damn near tore one of Romo's ears off.
 
2009-08-18 01:52:44 PM
I like girls that get fall down, sloppy drunk. It is a bonus if she looks like Jessica Simpson.
 
2009-08-18 02:23:56 PM
I still say Jerry Jones had something to do with it, possibly by threatening Tony Romo's life or something, since he likely grew tired of Romo trying to impress his off-field receiver and instead throwing the ball to the other team or getting sacked.
 
2009-08-18 02:29:43 PM
syberpud: dominick: look, we'd all hit jessica simpson in a heartbeat, ok? let's not kid ourselves. but like romo, we'd quit it just as quickly. the poor girl's got nothing to offer except that body of hers, and the sooner she realizes this, the sooner she'll get more satisfaction from life.

/is this chicken or fish?

Yup, I'd hit it and let her creepy dad film it for his own pleasure later.

/wait...I think I creeped myself out there.


fap
 
2009-08-18 07:21:45 PM
TwistedFark: Frankly, no matter what the man does, someone is going to find fault with it, but this is kind of ridiculous. Where was the outrage when he dumped Carrie Underwood for Jessica in the first place?

At least when Carrie Underwood got dumped, we all got a halfway decent country song out of it.
 
2009-08-18 10:23:13 PM
hey Romo da Homo!!!


you know how I know yer ghey?
 
2009-08-19 12:04:35 AM
littlett's: The Homer Tax: There is no way she has put on 40 to 50 pounds. She had to have been about 115 in the Dukes Of Hazard. There is no way she is 150+

We'll have to agree to disagree, I guess.

I'm still a little pudgy at 118 and I'm taller than she is. I would look like a house at 150+.


Getting the pandering coment aside you look pretty good to me. Now substance, oh Lordy Jessica Simpson got "fat" in other words she put on more than 30 lbs of the average Hollywood skank on a diet of coke, crazy and cigarettes. She may have gotten thicker than the average but she lost a bunch of it now and IMO it's a little sad.
 
2009-08-19 12:35:18 AM
www.sendfwd.com

/I loves me some drunk ho's..

//The studman69 is strong in this thread..
 
2009-08-20 01:21:59 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: NO, no no nononnono. Someone has realized they can make money off her, and so she's along for the right. It's not like she devised the ladder which allows the talentless to become rich. She was the right face, at the right time, knowing the right people. She's not smart. Good Christ no.

How in holy Fark did you get off my ignore list???

BACK IN YOUR HOLE, YOU HARPY!
 
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