dahmers love zombie: Please, for the sake of your eyeballs and sanity, regardless of what TFA suggests you may do, do NOT Click To Enlarge.

/it's too late for me
//save yourselves



Latoya and Lashawn...Layeeesh!

I'll bet Lashawn wishes she had done her hair that morning.

All you have to do is hold on to the duck.

/Obscure?

dahmers love zombie: Please, for the sake of your eyeballs and sanity, regardless of what TFA suggests you may do, do NOT Click To Enlarge.

/it's too late for me
//save yourselves

Why that's just silly. How bad can it be? I'll just click on the enlarge button anNNND OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Wall, someone gots to larn em rite.


/must have been the vocational part of the home schooling.

Honestly how much are you going to get from a Pep Boys? Lifetime oil changes?

/approves

"If the light comes on, just come in!"

I'll be taking these huggies and whatever oil filters ya got. And hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.

The anchor in the video is creeping me out

Apparently, the money was going to be used for electrolysis, a couple of gym memberships and, one can only hope, a cashier training program.

She is gonna lose her kid, no?

Zugarific: The anchor in the video is creeping me out

Instant photo shop fodder, change cross to want...

Clicked the story. Saw the mug shots and said to myself there are no blacks in OC. Then saw where they are from. Drove a long way to rob a Pep Boys. Garbage they are.

Fart_Machine: /approves

TheMattHadHer: I'll be taking these huggies and whatever oil filters ya got. And hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.

Clicked on this thread expecting "Arizona" references.

bunner: Apparently, the money was going to be used for electrolysis, a couple of gym memberships and, one can only hope, a cashier training program.

She is gonna lose her kid, no?

No, SHE is the victim here, and our society as a whole, the criminals. She probably has no job, education, or husband. And she sucks at picking places to rob....

This is a joke, right?
That's obviously Michael Strahan in two bad wigs.

gave up: No, SHE is the victim here, and our society as a whole, the criminals. She probably has no job, education, or husband. And she sucks at picking places to rob....

Well, I mean, just DARN! DARN!

DogLee: Clicked the story. Saw the mug shots and said to myself there are no blacks in OC. Then saw where they are from. Drove a long way to rob a Pep Boys. Garbage Desperate they are.

FTFY

Their accomplice is still at large...

need to tighten up that lip , with a some wax or a straight edge razor .

JewZeppy:

Garbage they are. Must be getting welfare, foodstamps, etc because of the kid.
If they both got min. wage jobs would be enough to get an apt. and continue on with life.

Garbage they are!

what is this, "Butch Minds the Baby"?

While we be down here lets pick up some rims fo da baby daddy Bruik.

You take two and I'll take two, dat make fo don it?

I get one mo' jest to be sho.

Kin yo tote one mo?

Sho nuff. I jest drag one wit my foot if I kin pick my foot up dat hi.

Uh oh, one des folks done called de law. Lawd hep me, now de gon take my baby daddy baby way from me.

They must be sisters and could even pass for twins. Aside from the hair, I would have difficulty telling them apart.

/not racist

IHI

/standards?

They were just trying to get every fourth tire...those are the free ones, right??

JewZeppy: DogLee: Clicked the story. Saw the mug shots and said to myself there are no blacks in OC. Then saw where they are from. Drove a long way to rob a Pep Boys. Garbage Desperate they are.

FTFY

It has nothing to do with desperation and everything to do with being a pair of worthless piles of unrepentant asshole.

Why do they look exactly the same?

Upon seeing the mugshots, even Ron was rendered speechless.

FTA:...charged with commercial robbery, false imprisonment, and felony child endangerment.



Traumatized for life.

Mosox42: Honestly how much are you going to get from a Pep Boys? Lifetime oil changes?

That reminds me, I gotta go find the local Pep Boys for the &10.99 oil change package...

Completely made up story. Women robbing an auto store? I'm calling shenanigans!

Where's the That's Racist kid? He's supposed to show up in any thread where a black person gets busted for something.

I guess I'll have to post him since nobody else will.

WilliamLeeTwitch: Completely made up story. Women robbing an auto store? I'm calling shenanigans!

Well, they went in there to rob it, but ended up paying $2200 for a brake job. The chamfer valves were shot and had to be replaced, you know.

wantingout: Why do they look exactly the same?

Twin sisters

Kalashinator: wantingout: Why do they look exactly the same?

Twin sisters

FTFA:
Lashawn Lilly-Freeman, 34, of Santa Monica and Latoya Lilly, 23, of Carson

That was one hell of a labor their mother went through...

numbone: While we be down here lets pick up some rims fo da baby daddy Bruik.

You take two and I'll take two, dat make fo don it?

I get one mo' jest to be sho.

Kin yo tote one mo?

Sho nuff. I jest drag one wit my foot if I kin pick my foot up dat hi.

Uh oh, one des folks done called de law. Lawd hep me, now de gon take my baby daddy baby way from me.

Hey guys, I found Margaret Mitchell's Fark handle!

Ugh! Aunt Bunny got a mustache!

WTF is a "commercial takeover robbery"?

/English not American

For some reason, all i keep seeing when i look at those mug-shots is black versions of Patty and Selma.

jamspoon: WTF is a "commercial takeover robbery"?

/English not American

I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

Those ain't mugshots. They're thugshots.