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(NCBuy)   U.S. soldiers pass time with `Fashion Model Bingo'   ( divider line
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9637 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2003 at 5:35 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-04 05:45:29 AM  
"If I were deployed overseas, that's what I would do."

Good thing, cuz we wouldn't want him wasting time getting ready for possible (HA!) war.
2003-03-04 05:49:10 AM  
Fashion Model Bingo

That's got to be the oddest euphemism for onanism I've ever heard.
2003-03-04 05:58:01 AM  
Fashion Model Bango.
2003-03-04 05:59:49 AM  
50 points for a clean headshot from 500 meters.
2003-03-04 06:00:39 AM  
this is what we really do...(pic taken 3 weeks ago)

[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-04 06:01:32 AM  
is this like cow/chicken bingo where you wait to see where the barnyard animal....

*reads article*

oh never mind.
2003-03-04 06:11:16 AM  
2003-03-04 06:32:32 AM  
Here's my solution to this problem: America with all it's nifty satellites must know fairly well where Saddam is most of the time...

So, why can't they just drop one of those super cool, accurate laser bombs on his head, and boom! problem over? Minimal collateral damage, and if someone else comes along who they don't like, repeat...

Why do they have to trash the whole of Iraq just to get Saddam??
2003-03-04 06:32:32 AM  
Frigging in the rigging
2003-03-04 06:40:44 AM  
woo, soldiers!

I've nothing more to add.
2003-03-04 06:41:57 AM  
Cola Do you ever get anyone quoting The Clash's Straight to Hell at you, saying "It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice"?

No, thought not.

2003-03-04 06:43:35 AM  
in our spare time we get farked by the chain of command. either that or just drink till we forget what boat were on.
2003-03-04 06:43:55 AM  
Watch out.
Saying things like that about Ace_Lightening could get you banned from the boards.

+5 Points for Purple_Jack and LawTalkingGuy
2003-03-04 06:49:23 AM  
Ace is back.
2003-03-04 07:06:23 AM  
My mates a Royal Marine. He's off to Iraq too. His gf is your typical dumb blonde. We were in a bar a while back and she keeps trying to interupt us asking if someone has left a drink at the bar. Turns out it's a jug of water.
He also told with great pride how he had been banned from the Scottish city of Dundee after beating the crap out of a bouncer and loosing two front teeth.

I couldn't work out which one I pitied most.
2003-03-04 07:32:30 AM  
no one likes my playing video games at work pic? :(
last time i share wiff you peoples!
2003-03-04 07:43:38 AM  
I tried to join the Canadian military once, they would not accept me. Seems someone already signed the gun out for the day!DOH!Actually the Canadian military has it's own version of this game. But it's actually a little different, it's the first guy to get an email from Anne Murray wins!
2003-03-04 07:58:02 AM  
This story reminded me of those old timey news reels... "Here's some fun, ours boys in Europe playing tennis with old Hitlers hand grenades! Looks like the Krauts are 40 love!"

or something..
2003-03-04 08:33:13 AM  
It's not raining here yet... anyone got any better answers for my Saddam solution??
2003-03-04 08:35:11 AM  
I liked the pic, being an Air Force brat I totally believe that this goes on, since I have witnessed it. Hooray for military!
2003-03-04 09:03:55 AM  
I also liked the pic Dr.Knockboots...
2003-03-04 09:09:05 AM  
Dr.KnockbootsI like the picture too, you're kinda cute and I'd like to...OOPS!Don't ask, don't tell right?

2003-03-04 10:44:58 AM  
Whee. Local morning crew just reported on this while I was driving to work.

Further proof that they pull it right off Fark. I've caught em at it before.
2003-03-04 01:12:38 PM  
I keep reading that headline as if though the super model's name is Bingo...which is a weird name for anyone...except a dog...

/stupid comment

2003-03-04 01:33:54 PM  
Dr.Knockboots, they're in the Air Force. Its not like they're soldiers. They're barely in the military. I'd think you'de be busy since the cookies are arriving. I got my Thin Mints the other day.
2003-03-04 01:34:33 PM  
That makes sense, thank you, Enave.
2003-03-04 02:42:25 PM  
I enjoy playing "Stalker Bingo." First one to get a restraining order wins!
2003-03-04 07:06:32 PM  
watch pete & pete...roadkill bingo is the best...
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