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(ESPN)   "I was suprised how big it was when I took my pants off."   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 33
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2009-08-17 12:51:45 PM
Even better would be the full quote, slightly edited:

"Yeah, it was throbbing but .... I was surprised how big it was when I took my pants off."
 
2009-08-17 12:59:21 PM
That's what she said
 
2009-08-17 01:26:19 PM
MissFeasance: That's what she said

she sounds cavernous
 
2009-08-17 01:28:14 PM
www.guzer.com
 
2009-08-17 01:52:34 PM
www.postchronicle.com
 
2009-08-17 02:35:16 PM
That game rocked! I turned it back on just in time to see the bottom of the 9th. There is no stopping the Cardinals now, World Series bound.
 
2009-08-17 03:16:21 PM
Excuse me while I whip this out.
 
2009-08-17 04:07:36 PM
"The last time I was here (i.e., the All Star Game) it was fun, exciting, and it didn't mean anything," Bell said.

Suggested new All Star Game slogan: "This time it counts, unless you play for a crappy team."
 
2009-08-17 04:16:06 PM
Sat in the field boxes down the first base line for the first seven innings. Moved about ten rows behind the Cards' dugout for the final two. CRAZY vibe for the end with a couple thousand in the seats all gathered around home rooting on the team like a high school game.

FARKING AWESOME.
 
2009-08-17 04:21:11 PM
It's great fun taking partial quotes from this story and making my own script.

Act 3

"It was fun, exciting, and it didn't mean anything," recalled Heath Bell.

The encounter, according to Tony LaRussa, was "Kind of magical."

But for Bell, nerves almost got the better of him.

"It was throbbing but I blocked it out pretty good. I was surprised how big it was when I took my pants off."

Colby Rasmus, happy to find himself between LaRussa and Bell, shared how he felt.

"It doesn't get much better than that. Glad to a part of it."

Eventually, even Kyle Lohse got into the mix. "I felt great," he said following the activity, thought he wryly admitted "the slider was terrible."
 
2009-08-17 04:26:39 PM
i wish i could say that...
 
2009-08-17 04:40:09 PM
MNguy

Thanks for making me remember that hilarious blunder. I remember the deadspin page was titled something like "fox broadcasts NFL dong", and for some reason that made me laugh every time I thought about it.
 
2009-08-17 04:47:25 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: It's great fun taking partial quotes from this story and making my own script.

WIN!!
 
2009-08-17 05:27:19 PM
Yeah, steroids will do that to ya, bud. Best to leave them alone.

/wait, what?
 
2009-08-17 05:31:34 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: It's great fun taking partial quotes from this story and making my own script.

May I say, sir, you *rock*
 
2009-08-17 05:33:37 PM
I was sure this was an Adrian Beltre "nut" article.
 
2009-08-17 05:44:00 PM
NCP69: i wish i could say that...

Are you mute?
 
2009-08-17 05:45:31 PM
Gianni: I was sure this was an Adrian Beltre "nut" article.

THIS although I'm glad I was wrong.
 
2009-08-17 05:57:59 PM
This is a very good time to be a Cardinals fan. I am enjoying the way they are playing now. It maked me happy.

www.cubssuckclub.com
 
2009-08-17 06:38:34 PM
MissFeasance: That's what she said

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My package is visible from outerspace.

Stay thirsty my friends.
 
2009-08-17 06:45:46 PM
My wife said almost the same thing when she told her sisters about our wedding night.
 
2009-08-17 06:50:05 PM
we sure his name wasn't Dexter... Dexter St. Jacques?
 
2009-08-17 06:54:49 PM
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Contrabulous Flabtraption: It's great fun taking partial quotes from this story and making my own script.

WIN!!


That.
 
2009-08-17 07:38:09 PM
Rodeodoc: My wife said almost the same thing when she told her sisters about our wedding night.

Your wife was surprised how big it was when she took her pants off? Hey, that's cool man. I'll bet you're the one who was really surprised.
 
2009-08-17 08:11:37 PM
Boyd Schidt: This is a very good time to be a Cardinals fan. I am enjoying the way they are playing now. It maked me happy.

this. It's nice to be able to talk to random people about baseball and not have them be like "ya, but it's too bad we suck".
 
2009-08-17 08:23:49 PM
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2009-08-17 08:44:33 PM
Super Chronic: Rodeodoc: My wife said almost the same thing when she told her sisters about our wedding night.

Your wife was surprised how big it was when she took her pants off? Hey, that's cool man. I'll bet you're the one who was really surprised.


And then she put on her robe and wizard hat.
 
2009-08-17 09:18:30 PM
I have this problem.

No I don't.
 
2009-08-17 09:36:23 PM
There is a phrase I have never spoken.
 
2009-08-17 10:21:56 PM
Super Chronic

I said "almost the same thing". It was "I was suprised how big it was when he took his pants off." if you really want to know.

Sheesh. But I lol'd at your comment. Good one.
 
2009-08-17 10:56:07 PM
All this talk, and nothing on subby's spelling error?

"I was suprised surprised how big it was when I took my pants off."
 
2009-08-18 08:05:23 AM
veedeevadeevoodee

if that was taken in Austin in the late 80s-early 90s...i think i know that girl :)
 
2009-08-18 11:02:06 AM
Puhonix 2009-08-17 10:56:07 PM
All this talk, and nothing on subby's spelling error?

"I was suprised surprised how big it was when I took my pants off."


Subby here. (annoyed grunt) Go Cardinals!
 
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