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(Metro)   I will not sacrifice my bacon. We've made too many compromises already - too many retreats. They tell us not to drink so much, and we fall back. They ban cigarettes, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-08-17 11:25:14 AM  
This BS brought to you by Euro PETA.
 
2009-08-17 11:35:52 AM  
By and large all processed food is bad for you. But so what?
 
2009-08-17 11:49:21 AM  
This far and no further!
 
2009-08-17 11:53:19 AM  
They can take our freedom, but they will never take. OUR. BACON!
 
2009-08-17 11:53:53 AM  
I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet, combined with multi-vitamins. If we force everyone to eat just this, everyone will live longer. Also, we can reduce car deaths by outlawing cars and reduce liver diseases by outlawing beer forever. No beer for you. Not yours.
 
2009-08-17 12:13:54 PM  

Iwouldhitit: This far FAH! and no further! FAHTHAH!


FTFY
 
2009-08-17 12:26:56 PM  

jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet, combined with multi-vitamins. If we force everyone to eat just this, everyone will live longer. Also, we can reduce car deaths by outlawing cars and reduce liver diseases by outlawing beer forever. No beer for you. Not yours.


Wait, wait, wait... I think your idea may have merit. If we can convince a majority of Americans to adopt this philosophy, that means more bacon and beer for the rest of us!
 
2009-08-17 12:38:18 PM  
jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet

Yes, but could we honestly call it "living." It sounds like some sort of waking nightmare.
 
2009-08-17 12:47:06 PM  
Written in 1978, but damn near prophetic: Lipidleggin' (pops)
 
2009-08-17 12:47:36 PM  
+1 for ST:FC headline

/challenge for B5 version
 
2009-08-17 12:48:17 PM  

The Icelander: jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet

Yes, but could we honestly call it "living." It sounds like some sort of waking nightmare.


I hear we can all prolong death slightly longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet.
 
2009-08-17 12:48:48 PM  
How is bacon a "processed" food?
 
2009-08-17 12:49:42 PM  

The Icelander: jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet

Yes, but could we honestly call it "living." It sounds like some sort of waking nightmare.


This. I'd rather live 50 Sammy Davis, Jr. years than 200 Jerry Falwell years.

/not that Falwell was a vegan, but you get my meaning.
 
2009-08-17 12:49:54 PM  
You broke your little bacon bits.
 
2009-08-17 12:50:12 PM  
Simple, really. All you do is follow that slab of bacon with a few habaneros and nothing will visit your colon long enough to be a threat.

Hmmmm...habanero bacon vodak.
 
2009-08-17 12:50:40 PM  
mmm..vegetarian food is so yummy.

www.quarrygirl.com
 
2009-08-17 12:50:55 PM  
We would have appreciated a warning about the auto playing video, subby :-P
 
2009-08-17 12:51:02 PM  

Crudbucket: The Icelander: jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet

Yes, but could we honestly call it "living." It sounds like some sort of waking nightmare.

I hear we can all prolong death slightly longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet.


A diet without bacon would just be considered "living death."
 
2009-08-17 12:51:40 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2009-08-17 12:51:43 PM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2009-08-17 12:51:48 PM  

Crudbucket: The Icelander: jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet

Yes, but could we honestly call it "living." It sounds like some sort of waking nightmare.

I hear we can all prolong death slightly longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet.


Actually, you can *HASTEN* death by doing that, if you don't take extra dietary supplements.

Unless, of course, you meant we should eat vegetarians, though they tend to be tough and stringy, suitable for stew meat, perhaps, but nothing else.
 
2009-08-17 12:52:02 PM  
Subby, if you were any other man I would KILL you where you stand!
 
2009-08-17 12:52:10 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: +1 for ST:FC headline

/challenge for B5 version


"...If you value your lives...Be somewhere else!"

/Too lazy to type the whole thing
//what do I win?
 
2009-08-17 12:52:11 PM  
I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?
 
2009-08-17 12:53:13 PM  
If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made 'em outta Meat.

/Proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals since '69.
 
2009-08-17 12:53:32 PM  

Krymson Tyde:

/not that Falwell was a vegan, but you get my meaning.


You're right, Falwell wasn't self-righteous enough to be a vegan.
 
2009-08-17 12:53:47 PM  
There is no reason to give up bacon. It raises good cholesterol more than it raises bad cholesterol. Stearic acid is your friend.
 
2009-08-17 12:53:49 PM  
I love bacon more than my family.

/fist post
//get used to me
 
2009-08-17 12:54:01 PM  
Marni Craze, children's education manager for the WCRF, added: "If children have processed meat in their lunch every day then over the course of a school year they will be eating quite a lot of it."

You figured that out by yourself, did you?
 
2009-08-17 12:54:04 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


A Carnivore?
 
2009-08-17 12:54:07 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


Normal?
 
2009-08-17 12:54:22 PM  
OM NOM NOM
http://tinyurl.com/kpx958
(copy and paste)
 
2009-08-17 12:54:47 PM  

jimbobsbaitshop: I hear we can all live longer by eating an entirely vegitarian diet


Fine with me. Will these vegetarians be available at the supermarket, or do we have to slaughter our own?
 
2009-08-17 12:55:06 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


A vegetarian that eats any meat is a poser.
 
2009-08-17 12:55:15 PM  
But you have to process it, otherwise, it's pig.

/If you go to a cherity for scientific information, you deserve what happens to you
 
2009-08-17 12:55:23 PM  

Phil Clinton:
/fist post


Don't you mean "cigar post"?
 
2009-08-17 12:55:41 PM  

Phil Clinton: I love bacon more than my family.

/fist post
//get used to me


I love porking your wife
 
2009-08-17 12:55:42 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


A carnivore?
 
2009-08-17 12:55:53 PM  

img30.imageshack.us


Viva La Resistance

 
2009-08-17 12:55:57 PM  
Who's banning anything? Some of you should calm down, think of your blood pressure.
 
2009-08-17 12:56:02 PM  
img190.imageshack.us

its....BACON!
 
2009-08-17 12:56:07 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: +1 for ST:FC headline

/challenge for B5 version


Centauri Emperor: How will it end?
Ambassador Kosh: In bacon.
 
2009-08-17 12:56:20 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


porcinetarian
 
2009-08-17 12:56:20 PM  
And I... Will make them PAY for what they've done!
 
2009-08-17 12:56:21 PM  

Phil Clinton: I love bacon more than my family.

/fist post
//get used to me


Webster's much? Welcome to hell. You do have a will, don't you?
 
2009-08-17 12:56:42 PM  

uncletogie: If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made 'em outta Meat.

/Proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals since '69.


Is that the last time those jokes were fresh and funny as well?
 
2009-08-17 12:57:05 PM  
www.workingfertheman.com

There are FOUR farking lights! Now leave my bacon alone.
 
2009-08-17 12:57:29 PM  
Finally a T-shirt worthy headline.

+1 subby. One of the best headlines I've read in the many long years I've been reading Fark.
 
mhd
2009-08-17 12:57:35 PM  

dead_dangler: I know that a vegetarian that eats fish is called a pescetarian, but what do you call a vegetarian that eats bacon?


Guy with vegetarian girlfriend that isn't able to monitor his office breakfast.

/From my personal experience, most male vegetarians are seriously pussy-whipped.
 
2009-08-17 12:57:45 PM  
Lovely.

Socialize the little bastards early.
 
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