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(   Lawmaker suggests Missouri's Department of Conservation pay drivers $250 if they hit a deer, because they're in charge of managing the herd   ( divider line
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2371 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2003 at 1:10 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-04 05:04:35 PM  
um, TEN deer, not then deer.
2003-03-04 05:22:12 PM  
03-04-03 05:03:19 PM Trav

The first deer I hit was at about 50mph in a 1979 Ford Bronco (built like a tank, and about as heavy). Hit it broadside with the front of the truck. The deer accelerated 0-50 instantly, flying about forty feet through the air before hitting a tree and falling into the ditch. An amazing sight; it reminds me of the cow-catapult in Monty Python's The Holy Grail.

*run away, run away!*
2003-03-05 02:46:01 AM  
I once hit a cow at night doing about 55 in my 1965 Volvo P1800, and it didn't even leave a dent. It's a pretty small sports car, but it weighs well over a ton since the whole body's made of 1/8" thick steel instead of fiberglass or bakelite or whatever the hell those japanese wind-tunnel clones everybody's driving nowadays are made out of. Didn't have enough trunk space to take home much of the cow in, though; shame.
2003-03-05 12:01:17 PM  
2003-03-05 12:17:51 PM  
2003-03-05 04:30:08 PM  
justa test:
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2003-03-05 05:50:27 PM  
As long as you have a bright orange bumper, it's a sport.
2003-03-05 11:14:44 PM  
Yes, it is a safe bet that this is the final posting for this thread. I would like this opportunity to thank my mom, fark and mama cats everywhere.
2003-03-11 11:38:26 PM  
I am going to test an HTML table please ignore I am dubious about if it will work.


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