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(   Highway blocked by thousands of hotdogs. Police in a pickle, however motorists relishing the situation   ( divider line
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4489 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2003 at 10:03 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-03 07:12:52 PM  
Arrrgh... pun... overload.
2003-03-03 07:14:47 PM  
A bit of deja vu.
2003-03-03 07:25:13 PM  
Damn, Where is Roseanne and Sally Struthers when you need them most!
2003-03-03 07:36:34 PM  
Took me a while to ketchup to this one . . .
2003-03-03 07:46:18 PM  
Great, now I'm starving!
2003-03-03 07:53:15 PM  
And starving is about the wurst thing you can be when reading that article.

Okay, I'll stop now.
2003-03-03 08:00:33 PM  
Knowing you, Insdykto, probably not....
2003-03-03 08:11:40 PM  
I'm sure I don't know what you could possibly be implying, Steve. Really.

*falls out of chair laughing*
2003-03-03 08:21:12 PM  
frankly, i...oh, never mind.
2003-03-03 08:39:30 PM  
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2003-03-03 08:44:50 PM  

allright, it made me smile too....
2003-03-03 09:32:00 PM  
That's puntastic!
2003-03-03 09:47:34 PM  
No more pickles!
2003-03-03 10:06:17 PM  
That didn't cut the mustard.
2003-03-03 10:06:20 PM  
So "thousands" is, what, a Ball Park figure?
2003-03-03 10:07:01 PM  
This needs a weiners tag to really make the hilarity ensue-ation complete.
2003-03-03 10:07:08 PM  
I can't believe it! Next you'll tell me that Ex-President Clinton is going to report for jury duty!
2003-03-03 10:07:34 PM  
That's certainly a cringe-worthy headline.
2003-03-03 10:09:14 PM  
That headline had no meat in it.
2003-03-03 10:10:09 PM  
Ah hell, I thought it was funny.
2003-03-03 10:10:09 PM all those dogs get shipped to New York to get served there, right? That's the only place that'll take 'em now, right? That's why they're only a buck there, right? Eh? Eh? Right, fellas? Eh?

*Covers groin, minces away*
2003-03-03 10:10:13 PM  
That headline had no meat in it.

He was on a roll tho'
2003-03-03 10:10:44 PM  
And what is all this about puns? You guys mean buns, right?
2003-03-03 10:11:21 PM  


2003-03-03 10:11:54 PM  
All good puns here, but whoever made the headline is the weiner
2003-03-03 10:13:00 PM  
2003-03-03 10:13:11 PM  
Frankly, i'll read furter into this...
2003-03-03 10:15:37 PM  
That headline makes me hungry for a big bowl of Lucky Charms and a cool refreshing Dr. Pepper.

*wipes away tear for dead cliches*
2003-03-03 10:15:59 PM  
Good headline, more creative than the one used the last time this article was posted. I found this article linked at the bottom of the page to be funnier though.
2003-03-03 10:16:06 PM  
if they stay out on the raod too long, they'll get chili
2003-03-03 10:16:13 PM  
It's okay, the PIGS are on the job.

/last one, and a sad one at that
2003-03-03 10:16:36 PM  
That headline cuts the mustard.

Oi! It's contagious!
2003-03-03 10:16:40 PM  
Hahaha I love this...
2003-03-03 10:16:58 PM  
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"There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs?"

2003-03-03 10:17:07 PM  
This story does not cut the mustard.
2003-03-03 10:18:20 PM  
The article I mentioned above, now without html stupidity!

Click Click Click.
2003-03-03 10:18:25 PM  
Schit. Someone used that one...

Uh...cole slaw! Sauerkraut!

Fock it. I've got nothing.
2003-03-03 10:19:25 PM  
To be frank, these puns are not very funny at all. Let's try to keep the jokes here kosher. You don't want to be sent to the dog house.
2003-03-03 10:20:39 PM  
Okay, I lied, I've got one boar pun... ah, screw it.
2003-03-03 10:20:46 PM  
Anyone else read the first line as TRACTOR-trailer trash?
2003-03-03 10:20:48 PM  
Chopped onions
2003-03-03 10:22:26 PM  
The police are grilling the driver
2003-03-03 10:22:39 PM  
lamest title ever
2003-03-03 10:22:51 PM  
It's not amusing, it's weeners.

Yes, I know if would be better with tags, but what is a banned boy to do.
2003-03-03 10:23:03 PM  
This is the best paragraph I've ever read in a news story:

Dennis was unhurt.
2003-03-03 10:23:12 PM  
A highway hasn't been this blocked by lips and assholes since that Aerosmith tour bus broke down a few years ago.
2003-03-03 10:25:08 PM  
2003-03-03 10:25:24 PM  
Ugh. I never sausage bad puns.
2003-03-03 10:26:31 PM  
not hot hot dogs are cool
2003-03-03 10:26:47 PM  
reading the headline makes my head hurts
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