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(Starpulse)   Jon & Kate do an episode with Food Network's 'Ace of Cakes'? Check. Jon & Kate do an episode with TLC's 'American Chopper'? Check. What's next? Yep, you guessed it, 'Cops'   (starpulse.com) divider line 63
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2009-08-14 10:52:57 AM  
They get tased & arrested?

Please, please, please...
 
2009-08-14 12:00:14 PM  
BEST HEADLINE YET
 
2009-08-14 12:18:39 PM  
How about the nest big hit reality show, "Who Wants to be Buried Alive?"
 
2009-08-14 12:44:51 PM  
They should do 'Magic's Biggest Secrets Exposed' so we can learn the trick to why so many people give a fark about them
 
2009-08-14 02:43:42 PM  
I'd watch Kate on, So You Think You Can Boil?
 
2009-08-14 03:25:58 PM  
Of course Kate didn't approve of the babysitter. It's the same one Jon banged in Kate's house with the kids there. He's lucky she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him when she found that out.

Pics of the babysitter he's banging

She's 23, a former cocktail waitress, a single mom and an aspiring model whose online resume reveals she's willing to pose nude. Fap fap fap fap.

/I know way too much stuff about Jon & Kate...and can name all their kids. I have no life.
 
2009-08-14 03:32:56 PM  
Okay, so cops will taze some anonymous soccer mom with a SUV full of kids, but they won't taze these two fleshy disasters?

*multiple-head-desks*
 
2009-08-14 03:43:12 PM  
Who gives a shiat.
 
2009-08-14 04:00:07 PM  
I want to see them on an episode of "How Long Do You Think It Will Take You To Bleed To Death?"
 
2009-08-14 04:00:24 PM  
As long as they tase Kate, repeatedly, I'm good with it.
 
2009-08-14 04:00:37 PM  
Bad whore, bad whore, whatchya gonna do, whatchya gonna do when they come for you?
 
2009-08-14 04:06:02 PM  
For the good of humanity, nuke the clan from space...it's the only way to be sure.
 
2009-08-14 04:09:44 PM  
Walker: Of course Kate didn't approve of the babysitter. It's the same one Jon banged in Kate's house with the kids there. He's lucky she didn't pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him when she found that out.

Pics of the babysitter he's banging

She's 23, a former cocktail waitress, a single mom and an aspiring model whose online resume reveals she's willing to pose nude. Fap fap fap fap.

/I know way too much stuff about Jon & Kate...and can name all their kids. I have no life.


Didn't she sleep with her bodyguard who is always around the kids?
 
2009-08-14 04:11:12 PM  
She made sure she had her peeps with her, though...

I've had it with this 1st-class AW. I'm now on a self-imposed J/K news boycott. Let him have his fun, and let her have the kids she so badly wanted. Hope ratings collapse and TLC bails.

Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen...
 
2009-08-14 04:18:09 PM  
restraining order anyone?

please?
 
2009-08-14 04:22:19 PM  
If it's his time with the kids, why do they have a babysitter?

Now if I were able to pull the kind of tail he does, I'd have several "babysitters". But not around the kids though.
 
2009-08-14 04:23:43 PM  
He's a cheating D-bag.
She's a psycho-control freak.

Why is it some idiots are allowed to keep their kids?
 
2009-08-14 04:28:16 PM  
Jon & Kate in the obituaries?
 
2009-08-14 04:30:51 PM  
Heroic Poser: He's a cheating D-bag.
She's a psycho-control freak.

Why is it some idiots are allowed to keep their kids post on fark?


FTFY

/I don't like them, but raising kids ain't as easy and uncomplicated as youu'd like to think.
 
2009-08-14 04:32:12 PM  
Put her on American Gladiators and him on The View.
 
2009-08-14 04:32:34 PM  
I wish they'd do an episode of the first 24 hours. as the victims.
 
2009-08-14 04:34:00 PM  
Yeah, she can pull that off.

But let him show up to the house on the court-approved "Kate gets to stay at the house with the kids money generators day" to start a shouting match about what happens when he isn't there and I bet he gets shiny handcuffs to match his new earrings.

TLC, get it over with already and have their next tie-in show be with UFC's Ultimate Fighter. Jon would get his ass kicked, but would still be fun to watch.
 
2009-08-14 04:34:05 PM  
Heroic Poser: He's a cheating D-bag.
She's a psycho-control freak.

Why is it some idiots are allowed to keep their kids?


He didn't cheat on her, really.

The marriage was basically over, but they pretended to keep it going for the sake of the tv show.

Then, like a dumbass, he got caught by the press seeing other women, which screwed everything up for them both. Or perhaps he didn't try all that hard not to get caught in order to have a way out.
 
2009-08-14 04:35:29 PM  
How about Jon and Kate -2, and we shoot the both of them at half time during the superbowl?
 
2009-08-14 04:35:37 PM  
I can't even begin to convey all the things wrong with this spectacle. These people are being rewarded for being idiots. Oh wait, that's normal in this country now.

/derp
 
2009-08-14 04:38:36 PM  
oldebayer: How about the nest big hit reality show, "Who Wants to be Buried Alive?"

gorgor: I'd watch Kate on, So You Think You Can Boil?

Or even something like "Will it Blend"
 
2009-08-14 04:45:54 PM  
the_undertow: I can't even begin to convey all the things wrong with this spectacle. These people are being rewarded for being idiots. Oh wait, that's normal in this country now.

/derp


Damnit! Who's responsible for flippin' that switch?
 
2009-08-14 04:48:19 PM  
I hope both of these tools end up on Bully Beatdown...not that they're bullies but just see them get smacked.
 
2009-08-14 04:54:40 PM  
I'm certain Kate has been beaten with the flesh baton before.
 
2009-08-14 04:56:08 PM  
IEatANimaLs: Heroic Poser: He's a cheating D-bag.
She's a psycho-control freak.

Why is it some idiots are IEatANimaLs: is allowed to keep their kids?

See? I can do it too!

/I have kids also. I'm not a D-bag or a psycho control freak and if you farking watch that show, you should be on some kind of watch list.
//sister in law has 10 great kids and all of them have straight A's. Surprisingly, the parents aren't attention whores who want to be filmed 24/7.
 
2009-08-14 04:56:54 PM  
Heroic Poser: He's a cheating D-bag.
She's a psycho-control freak.


They're both greedy douchebags willing to whore out their domestic situation
for money.

This fall on FOX: THE DOUCHEBAGGER, THE DOUCHEBAGGIE AND THEIR INFLATED BANK
ACCOUNT. A stunningly hackneyed sitcom from the producers of FAMILY GUY.
 
2009-08-14 05:01:08 PM  
BunkoSquad: I want to see them on an episode of "How Long Do You Think It Will Take You To Bleed To Death?"

I would watch that EVERY WEEK.
 
2009-08-14 05:27:11 PM  
kptchris: shoot the both of them at half time during the superbowl?

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2009-08-14 05:32:20 PM  
The show is jon & 8 plus kate.. just get rid of the kate and you've got a decent show.

Nothing wrong with jon, nothing wrong with the kids (except mady, she crazy as fark), but kate, by all accounts, is just farking psychotic. Jon acts more like a guy who was way too naive to begin with, got into something and ended up in way over his head, and he doesn't know what to do to get himself out of the mess.

Kate acts more like the ringleader of all this nonsense.
 
2009-08-14 05:34:49 PM  
How about an episode of "The First 48" or "Dr. G Medical Examiner"?
 
2009-08-14 05:57:45 PM  
dkny: Nothing wrong with jon, nothing wrong with the kids (except mady, she crazy as fark)

My wife lol'd at that
 
2009-08-14 06:15:50 PM  
kptchris: How about Jon and Kate -2, and we shoot the both of them at half time during the superbowl?

Both? The guy deserves a f*cking Medal of Freedom for putting up with that b*tch for so long. The man is a Christ-figure.
 
2009-08-14 06:18:30 PM  
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: kptchris: How about Jon and Kate -2, and we shoot the both of them at half time during the superbowl?

Both? The guy deserves a f*cking Medal of Freedom for putting up with that b*tch for so long. The man is a Christ-figure.


Yeah right. He voluntarily married her knowing what kind of person she is and that makes him a hero? I don't think so. It makes him a moron.
 
2009-08-14 07:00:21 PM  
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2009-08-14 07:18:09 PM  
Kar98 - Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*wheezy inhale
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
2009-08-14 07:54:50 PM  
WhileAmericaBurns: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: kptchris: How about Jon and Kate -2, and we shoot the both of them at half time during the superbowl?

Both? The guy deserves a f*cking Medal of Freedom for putting up with that b*tch for so long. The man is a Christ-figure.

Yeah right. He voluntarily married her knowing what kind of person she is and that makes him a hero? I don't think so. It makes him a moron.


Honestly, people change. Neither you nor I have any idea what Kate was like before the 8 kids, reverse peroxide mullet, tummy tuck and fake boobs. Maybe she was a pretty nice, but slightly pushy woman - who knows?

One thing I do know is that this guy got talked into the fertility treatment for the second round of kids (didn't want them, but wanted Kate to be happy with "one more") and then absolutely freaked out when he found out she was going to have sextuplets.

Sure it might make him stupid to consent in the first place for the fertility treatments, but you have to know he was expecting 1, maybe 2 more kids - not 6.

Given this kind of situation, he's done a fairly alright job of being a Dad. He's not perfect, but he's also not the walking disaster that Kate makes him out to be either and frankly if my wife talked to me like that, I would have left her too.

Take a real long critical look at ol' Jon boy. Is he the kind of guy who would even have the ambition to run off on his wife if he wasn't practically pointed at the door and shoved? The guy seems more like a "go along to get along" type of fellow (I'm sure you all know what I mean) and I can't imagine him showing even this much initiative if Kate hadn't basically forced his hand with her outrageous behavior and treatment.

I know the "he's a lame ass" defense is pretty lame, but honestly - some people are so lame that it's hard to imagine them doing something awesome (like leaving their biatchy wives and banging the hot 23 year old baby sitter) without someone giving them the idea to do it in the first place. Jon strikes me as one of those guys - I bet he doesn't even have any real idea about what he's supposed to do now.
 
2009-08-14 08:30:40 PM  
TwistedFark: One thing I do know is that this guy got talked into the fertility treatment for the second round of kids (didn't want them, but wanted Kate to be happy with "one more") and then absolutely freaked out when he found out she was going to have sextuplets.

Sorry, my reaction to that is not to want to give him a medal, but this:

startswithabang.com

He didn't have to consent to having another kid, and he should have known there was a possibility of multiple births with fertility treatment (I'd have done my homework if I were him).
 
2009-08-14 08:31:39 PM  
Ugh, I hate that I read that headline because immediately I had the entire situation in my head of how Kate just ended up yelling, "I'm going to call the police!" when she didn't get her way.

/and the biatch move of going to the hotel
//biatch ass biatches
 
2009-08-14 08:57:25 PM  
the_undertow 2009-08-14 04:35:37 PM
I can't even begin to convey all the things wrong with this spectacle. These people are being rewarded for being idiots. Oh wait, that's normal in this country now.

/derp


Listen to one Palin speech and you can tell how stupid the country has become.

Interesting how when the show started, she got all the plastic fantastic work done. I think the little fame they got went to her head.

Only have seen 5 min of the show. Wanted to throw somthing thru the TV to hit her.
 
2009-08-14 09:15:44 PM  
This won't end until one of the older twins commits suicide when she's too embarrassed to go to middle school.
 
2009-08-14 09:59:14 PM  
TwistedFark:
Honestly, people change. Neither you nor I have any idea what Kate was like before the 8 kids, reverse peroxide mullet, tummy tuck and fake boobs. Maybe she was a pretty nice, but slightly pushy woman - who knows?
One thing I do know is that this guy got talked into the fertility treatment for the second round of kids (didn't want them, but wanted Kate to be happy with "one more") and then absolutely freaked out when he found out she was going to have sextuplets.
Sure it might make him stupid to consent in the first place for the fertility treatments, but you have to know he was expecting 1, maybe 2 more kids - not 6.
Given this kind of situation, he's done a fairly alright job of being a Dad. He's not perfect, but he's also not the walking disaster that Kate makes him out to be either and frankly if my wife talked to me like that, I would have left her too.
Take a real long critical look at ol' Jon boy. Is he the kind of guy who would even have the ambition to run off on his wife if he wasn't practically pointed at the door and shoved? The guy seems more like a "go along to get along" type of fellow (I'm sure you all know what I mean) and I can't imagine him showing even this much initiative if Kate hadn't basically forced his hand with her outrageous behavior and treatment.
I know the "he's a lame ass" defense is pretty lame, but honestly - some people are so lame that it's hard to imagine them doing something awesome (like leaving their biatchy wives and banging the hot 23 year old baby sitter) without someone giving them the idea to do it in the first place. Jon strikes me as one of those guys - I bet he doesn't even have any real idea about what he's supposed to do now.


I think your assessment is pretty close to the mark. I think the TV show and the idea of unending money and attention drove her insane, and now the concept of NO money and this ugly divorce is making him insane. What else is he going to do except go out and try to drown his sorrows in some new tail?
 
2009-08-14 10:25:39 PM  
Blowmonkey: For the good of humanity, nuke the clan from space...it's the only way to be sure.

I've got nothing against the kids, just the two AHAW parents. Honestly, they're starting to make Octomom look like wholesome and thoughtful mommy material by comparison.
 
2009-08-14 11:29:14 PM  
Blowmonkey: For the good of humanity, nuke the clan from space...it's the only way to be sure.

That meme is sooooooooo tired.
 
2009-08-15 12:09:04 AM  
WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: For the good of humanity, nuke the clan from space...it's the only way to be sure.

That meme is sooooooooo tired.


like your Mom.
 
2009-08-15 12:23:26 AM  
Your_Dog: WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: For the good of humanity, nuke the clan from space...it's the only way to be sure.

That meme is sooooooooo tired.

like your Mom.


Another one without original material. You and Blowmonkey should start a club.
 
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