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2009-08-13 01:12:42 PM  
FTFA: (Miller) said he thinks Obama wants to set himself up as a dictator for life.
"He has set up a shadow government and plans on crossing the Rubicon," Miller said.


It certainly sounds like Joe the Plumber might be losing some of his public speaking bookings to this idiot.
 
2009-08-13 01:20:35 PM  
When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.
 
2009-08-13 01:22:36 PM  
"I'm not against all government programs," he said, "just those where they are stepping in where they don't have to step in. Their main job is to take care of those citizens who don't have a voice."

Like, say, those without employer sponsored health insurance?
 
2009-08-13 01:23:46 PM  

Mordant: When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.


He has "fibromyalgia" and heart problems, he's probably not good for much aside from yelling...
 
2009-08-13 01:24:51 PM  

KyngNothing: Mordant: When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.

He has "fibromyalgia" and heart problems, he's probably not good for much aside from yelling...


Fibromyalgia= crazy and lazy.
 
2009-08-13 01:27:28 PM  

KyngNothing: Mordant: When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.

He has "fibromyalgia" and heart problems, he's probably not good for much aside from yelling...


That works. My plan isn't terribly elaborate, I'm just going to label anyone I don't like as "socialist" (including the guy who overcooked my burger today) and then organize an army of retards to scream and disrupt everything they can.
 
2009-08-13 01:30:23 PM  
Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?
 
2009-08-13 01:30:45 PM  

Mordant: KyngNothing: Mordant: When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.

He has "fibromyalgia" and heart problems, he's probably not good for much aside from yelling...

That works. My plan isn't terribly elaborate, I'm just going to label anyone I don't like as "socialist" (including the guy who overcooked my burger today) and then organize an army of retards to scream and disrupt everything they can.


Then you may have found your first general...
 
2009-08-13 01:41:07 PM  

ricewater_stool: Fibromyalgia= crazy and lazy.


Yea not so much. I have it but got off the meds because I felt like they were taking control rather than me in control.

You have no idea the amount of pain you put up with when you have Fibromyalgia.
 
2009-08-13 01:42:15 PM  

patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-13 01:51:05 PM  

patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?


Because fat rich white guys have gone without a voice for so long in America.
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2009-08-13 01:51:55 PM  
Wow. Just wow. This is the first time in a long time that I physically face-palmed while reading something.
 
2009-08-13 01:52:27 PM  
"Miller, who said he learned of the town hall meeting from a newspaper item, likes to watch Fox News and enjoys commentators Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.
He said he thinks Obama wants to set himself up as a dictator for life. "


ummm, i wonder if there is some sort of connection there.
 
2009-08-13 01:54:04 PM  
I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.
 
2009-08-13 01:58:23 PM  

KyngNothing: Mordant: When I decide to fight the socialists I want this guy on my side.

He has "fibromyalgia" and heart problems, he's probably not good for much aside from yelling...


My first thought = cannon fodder
 
2009-08-13 01:59:52 PM  
He believes it is government interference that prevents doctors from prescribing medications strong enough to control his pain and let him go back to work.

Okay, perfectly reasonable, FDA regulations do hold up a lot of drugs that can cure various ailments, but have very harsh side effects. I'll give him that.


He said he thinks Obama wants to set himself up as a dictator for life.

"He has set up a shadow government and plans on crossing the Rubicon," Miller said.


Aaaaand I see he's instead opted to experiment with drugs to see which one's cure his pain.
 
2009-08-13 02:00:38 PM  

Mordant:

That works. My plan isn't terribly elaborate, I'm just going to label anyone I don't like as "socialist" (including the guy who overcooked my burger today) and then organize an army of retards to scream and disrupt everything they can.


My neighbor doesn't like String Theory, so he seriously refers to String Theorists as "socialists", and thinks that any physicist who doesn't support string theory must be a Republican (and therefore a true American). These people are like parodies of themselves.

/he also accused me of causing the banking crisis because I'm Jewish
 
2009-08-13 02:01:12 PM  

ManRay: I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.


fibromyalgia ≠ fibroids
 
2009-08-13 02:01:28 PM  
"Miller, who said he learned of the town hall meeting from a newspaper item, likes to watch Fox News and enjoys commentators Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity."


You don't say.
 
2009-08-13 02:01:51 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

was it this guy?
 
2009-08-13 02:02:32 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: ricewater_stool: Fibromyalgia= crazy and lazy.

Yea not so much. I have it but got off the meds because I felt like they were taking control rather than me in control.

You have no idea the amount of pain you put up with when you have Fibromyalgia.


OK, fine. 99.9 farking percent of the time, Fibromyalgia= crazy and lazy, because it's hard to prove or disprove and the lazy and crazy love that shiat.

He believes it is government interference that prevents doctors from prescribing medications strong enough to control his pain and let him go back to work.

Miller, who said he learned of the town hall meeting from a newspaper item, likes to watch Fox News and enjoys commentators Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.

He said he thinks Obama wants to set himself up as a dictator for life.

"He has set up a shadow government and plans on crossing the Rubicon," Miller said.


Yeah. No way this guy could be either crazy or lazy. None at all. No conspiracy shiat going on here, nope.

Kreist - this guy is such a whiny biatch, he actually thinks he's important enough for the gummint to give a fark about what meds he takes.
 
2009-08-13 02:03:58 PM  
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
 
2009-08-13 02:04:42 PM  

FlashHarry: ManRay: I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.

fibromyalgia ≠ fibroids


I thought Fibroids was a curiously strong laxative.
 
2009-08-13 02:04:54 PM  
The Rubicon has a bridge over it.

i27.tinypic.com

I don't know why Obama would go through the trouble of putting together a shadow government just to go all the way to Italy and cross that. It seems like a pretty boring old bridge.

I'm sure Italy has a bunch of mice nicer bridges than that one. Have you ever been to Venice? I heard it was nice but it smells bad. I also hear that up in the countryside they have these HUGE lemons that are just stupid big.

So, in summary, I did not pee there, Marcy.

Thank you.
 
2009-08-13 02:07:18 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


Bravo sir!
 
2009-08-13 02:08:48 PM  

ManRay: I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.


Maybe s/he got him/herself one of those mandatory socialist government funded sex change operations.
 
2009-08-13 02:10:25 PM  
GET YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF OF MY MEDICARE!
 
2009-08-13 02:11:43 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.



I am going to cut and paste this about 100 times.
 
2009-08-13 02:13:55 PM  
patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?

Look, Billy Mays has only been dead a month. Can't you show him a little respect?
 
2009-08-13 02:14:06 PM  

Mordant: FlashHarry: ManRay: I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.

fibromyalgia ≠ fibroids

I thought Fibroids was a curiously strong laxative.


Nice.
 
2009-08-13 02:20:48 PM  

Mordant: I thought Fibroids was a curiously strong laxative.


That is the funniest thing I've read all week.
 
2009-08-13 02:23:08 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy......



That is pure gold, bravo.
 
2009-08-13 02:25:53 PM  
DER DER DER DER CONSTITUTION!!!!! YOU'RE TRAMPLING THE NOBAMACARE CLAUSE!!!!
 
2009-08-13 02:26:00 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


I hope this goes green for nothing more than that post.
 
2009-08-13 02:29:30 PM  

ozone: [comment full of WIN]


*sniff* That was beautiful, man. If I weren't done having kids, I'd name my next one after you.
 
2009-08-13 02:36:39 PM  
He said Obama has named 31 czars, while the U.S. Constitution doesn't allow anyone to be named a king, czar, or other terms that denote royalty.

When told that advisers to presidents as far back as Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan have been informally referred to as "czars" -- shorthand terms such as "energy czar" and "drug czar" were first coined by the media -- Miller asserted "wrong is wrong."


I guess it only bothers him when a black Democrat does it.
 
2009-08-13 02:44:17 PM  
Somebody get ozone his [1 free internets] coupon.
 
2009-08-13 02:44:54 PM  
This thread is socialist.
 
2009-08-13 02:46:16 PM  
The fail is strong with this one.
 
2009-08-13 02:47:22 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


And I just copypasta'd that to quite a few people - BRAVO SIR!!!
 
2009-08-13 02:48:13 PM  
He said Obama has named 31 czars, while the U.S. Constitution doesn't allow anyone to be named a king, czar, or other terms that denote royalty.


i12.photobucket.com


i12.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-13 02:48:26 PM  

patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?


We lost Billy Mays. We need a new Billy Mays. Who will be that voice in the darkness telling us how white our shirts can be? Well, the search starts at the local townhall meeting tonight....on a very special "Who Wants to be a Pitchman?!!"
 
2009-08-13 02:51:13 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?

Because fat rich white guys have gone without a voice for so long in America.


Is it me or are their faces morphing into one another?
 
2009-08-13 02:54:13 PM  

coco ebert: AdolfOliverPanties: patrick767: Why does the media give so much air time to any moron who shouts really loud?

Because fat rich white guys have gone without a voice for so long in America.

Is it me or are their faces morphing into one another?


that's racist?
 
2009-08-13 02:59:35 PM  

coco ebert: Is it me or are their faces morphing into one another?


Damn. Looking back at that pic, it appears as if they've created a wharrgarble vortex so mighty that they are actually forming into identical entities.
 
2009-08-13 03:01:18 PM  
*hands ozone 42 internets*
 
2009-08-13 03:02:19 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Bravo sir!


Thanks, I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't find its boobies.
 
2009-08-13 03:03:31 PM  

ozone: Thanks, I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't find its boobies.


Heh...the filter pwnage makes it even more win.
 
2009-08-13 03:11:00 PM  

ozone: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


Brilliant! I sent this to every dumbass I know who is afraid of the secret Muslim and his socialist policies.
 
2009-08-13 03:48:10 PM  
ricewater_stool
Fibromyalgia= crazy and lazy.


Thank you for your expert analysis that contradicts what most actual doctors believe. Where did you graduate from med school, doctor?

ManRay
I thought fibromyalgia only affected women. I have never heard of it affecting a man.


Nope. It may be one that's more common in women. Many of the musculoskeletal conditions are. They still occur in men though, just at a lower rate.
 
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