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2009-08-13 12:53:13 PM
None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species

RIF
 
2009-08-13 01:05:39 PM
They still haven't payed a penny of their fines from the Exxon Valdez disaster, 20 years ago.
 
2009-08-13 02:03:36 PM
Boy, it really would be great if aliens came down and gave everyone on the planet their own portable fusion reactor with universal connectors.
 
2009-08-13 03:31:49 PM
In before the pic of the former Exxon CEO. You know the guy:
dvmx.com


/hot like a fat neck
 
2009-08-13 03:32:04 PM
No ironic tag?

Isn't that ironic?
 
2009-08-13 03:34:50 PM
"None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species."

Uhm.. yeah. Wind turbines for "clean energy" kill a metric fark-ton of birds, per turbine, per year. Dumb duck lands in an oil reservoir, thinking it's water, well.. the original Darwin awards, no?
 
2009-08-13 03:35:50 PM
Capt. Joe Hazelwood's famous words: "I said Chivas on the rocks"
 
2009-08-13 03:38:03 PM
Days after being named Forbes' "Green Company of the Year," Exxon pleads guilty to killing a bunch of endangered birds with hazardous chemicals
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If you're a magazine and you're naming EXXON as greenest company of the year... either our country is so screwed that Exxon is really the greenest company or the list is bogus beyond all reason.
 
2009-08-13 03:38:19 PM
Exxon is green, like toxic waste.
 
2009-08-13 03:40:54 PM
Forbes meant they make a lot of green.
 
2009-08-13 03:41:25 PM
named Forbes' "Green Company of the Year," Exxon

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-13 03:41:56 PM
geoquiz: "None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species."
Uhm.. yeah. Wind turbines for "clean energy" kill a metric fark-ton of birds, per turbine, per year. Dumb duck lands in an oil reservoir, thinking it's water, well.. the original Darwin awards, no?



So...do you hate windmills or ducks here? I'm confused.
 
2009-08-13 03:42:19 PM
you mean forbes is bad? amazing!
 
2009-08-13 03:42:26 PM
Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
 
2009-08-13 03:42:47 PM
Company spokeswoman Margaret Ross said ExxonMobil has "a long-standing water-bird protection program that focuses on deterring birds from landing in water on company property."

What program ? A shotgun ?

/my lawn
//don't land here
///same shotgun
 
2009-08-13 03:43:03 PM
Well, if Exxon ends up in PMITA Prison, they'll be pre-lubed...
 
2009-08-13 03:43:33 PM
TommyymmoT: They still haven't payed a penny of their fines from the Exxon Valdez disaster, 20 years ago.

And should be jailed for contempt of court.
Now, or the new supremes have no balls.
/oh, wait.
 
2009-08-13 03:43:50 PM
Stu_Padasso: In before the pic of the former Exxon CEO. You know the guy:

dvmx.com

/hot like a fat neck



Yeah, I remember seeing him from somewhere...

www.dinkparty.org

/hot like the Barf Bagged achievement.
 
2009-08-13 03:43:53 PM
How did ExxonMobil fudge this one up?
 
2009-08-13 03:47:26 PM
I used to live next to an Eastman plant, they sit right on top of a bird sanctuary and they kill thousands of birds a year.

They have finally graduated from bird kills. Today's paper from that area has just announced a major fish kill. Linky (new window)

Way to go, Eastman. Keep the noxious fumes a rollin'.
 
2009-08-13 03:48:29 PM
At least no migratory coconuts were harmed.
 
2009-08-13 03:48:40 PM
like they'll bother to pay this fine either.
 
2009-08-13 03:49:03 PM
schattenteufel: geoquiz: "None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species."
Uhm.. yeah. Wind turbines for "clean energy" kill a metric fark-ton of birds, per turbine, per year. Dumb duck lands in an oil reservoir, thinking it's water, well.. the original Darwin awards, no?


So...do you hate windmills or ducks here? I'm confused.



I like ducks and windmills. Hate is too strong a word, but I don't much care for environmentalists.. and please, before you assume that's an uneducated view, I have an MA in environmental management
 
paj
2009-08-13 03:49:07 PM
Like these birds?

www.orafoundation.org
oilandmedia.com
s.wsj.net
celebrating200years.noaa.gov

Maybe this bird?
www.motherjones.com
 
2009-08-13 03:49:09 PM
Screw the birds. If it takes 80 or so birds going to the great beyond to keep my vehicles idling fat on high octane....sucks to be a bird.

/that is all.
 
2009-08-13 03:49:35 PM
Are they going to have to give their award back?
 
2009-08-13 03:50:01 PM
The government will surely react swiftly, with tax breaks and incentives for Exxon.
 
2009-08-13 03:52:07 PM
SpaceButler: geoquiz: Uhm.. yeah. Wind turbines for "clean energy" kill a metric fark-ton of birds, per turbine, per year.

Misleading. These results are not because wind turbines kill fewer birds per turbine than an oil well, but because that inefficient technology has not yet propagated worth a fark. Audubon Society is worried about it. Sierra Club is too.. do you refuse to admit there's in-fighting in the ranks? Want to talk about nuclear energy?
 
2009-08-13 03:54:08 PM
If this is an example of a "green company" then we have a long way to go to clean up our act.
 
2009-08-13 03:55:04 PM
If Exxon is green, my shiat doesn't stink.
 
2009-08-13 03:55:12 PM
SpaceButler: So your point is that we should throw all of the cats into wind turbines? ;)

Seriously, that's a very interesting chart. Is it for realz?
 
2009-08-13 03:55:50 PM
You win some, you loose some.
 
2009-08-13 03:56:07 PM
vudukungfu: TommyymmoT: They still haven't payed a penny of their fines from the Exxon Valdez disaster, 20 years ago.

And should be jailed for contempt of court.
Now, or the new supremes have no balls.
/oh, wait.


All of this !

If Palin had balls,,,, wait, what ?
 
2009-08-13 03:56:19 PM
Well Forbes probably called Exxon the greenest company because they are actually green...you know the color. They have so much money that it is actually bleeding through and staining everything. Since they like to kill endangered birds too bad the turkey is not endangered, mainly the turkey neck.
 
2009-08-13 03:56:36 PM
some environmental concerns about wind turbines: http://windeis.anl.gov/guide/concern/index.cfm
 
paj
2009-08-13 03:56:42 PM
wingedkat: If this is an example of a "green company" then we have a long way to go to clean up our act.

This is an example of a "Company that spends the most to say they're green." Including this 'award'.
 
2009-08-13 03:59:14 PM
Wind turbines are the "NES Power Glove" of the 21st century
 
2009-08-13 04:03:49 PM
FTFA: None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species.

Well, that's not what the subby said.
 
2009-08-13 04:04:51 PM
TommyymmoT: They still haven't payed a penny of their fines from the Exxon Valdez disaster, 20 years ago.


Wiki:
Litigation was filed on behalf of 38,000 litigants of which approximately 32,000 survive today since the incident. In 1994, a jury awarded plaintiffs $287 million in compensatory damages and $5 billion in punitive damages. Exxon appealed and the Ninth Circuit court reduced the punitive damages to $2.5 billion. Exxon then appealed the punitive damages to the Supreme Court which capped the damages to $507.5 million in June, 2008. On August 27, 2008, Exxon Mobil agreed to pay 75% of the $507.5 million damages ruling to settle the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska.[11] In June 2009, a federal ruling ordered Exxon to pay an additional $480 million in interest on their delayed punitive damage awards [12]

The perfect crime. (Except for $1 billion in damages and penalties.)
 
2009-08-13 04:06:29 PM
gee.. where have we heard this before?

Oh, right, the 1980s, the 1990s, the 2000s...

//god bless you, drunken tanker captains.
 
2009-08-13 04:10:15 PM
paj: wingedkat: If this is an example of a "green company" then we have a long way to go to clean up our act.

This is an example of a "Company that spends the most to say they're green." Including this 'award'.


They already spend $2.5 million trying to shoo birds away from their wastewater lagoons. What else would you have them do, stop using water altogether?
 
2009-08-13 04:10:37 PM
thenateman: TommyymmoT: They still haven't payed a penny of their fines from the Exxon Valdez disaster, 20 years ago.


Wiki:
Litigation was filed on behalf of 38,000 litigants of which approximately 32,000 survive today since the incident. In 1994, a jury awarded plaintiffs $287 million in compensatory damages and $5 billion in punitive damages. Exxon appealed and the Ninth Circuit court reduced the punitive damages to $2.5 billion. Exxon then appealed the punitive damages to the Supreme Court which capped the damages to $507.5 million in June, 2008. On August 27, 2008, Exxon Mobil agreed to pay 75% of the $507.5 million damages ruling to settle the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska.[11] In June 2009, a federal ruling ordered Exxon to pay an additional $480 million in interest on their delayed punitive damage awards [12]

The perfect crime. (Except for $1 billion in damages and penalties.)


Except they haven't *paid* any of the billion in damages and penalties. It's less expensive to keep it in eternal litigation.
 
2009-08-13 04:10:42 PM
I for one applaud Exxon for taking out these terrist birds. Who knows what they would have done with those hazardous chemicals of theirs!
 
2009-08-13 04:11:00 PM
durbnpoisn: FTFA: None of the birds are on the government's list of endangered or threatened species.

Well, that's not what the subby said.


Right, you have to actually read the article to know that subby is a tard.
 
2009-08-13 04:14:07 PM
SpaceButler: geoquiz: Uhm.. yeah. Wind turbines for "clean energy" kill a metric fark-ton of birds, per turbine, per year.

lol, cats.
 
2009-08-13 04:14:38 PM
Fra_dat_da: No ironic tag?

Isn't that ironic?


I would have also accepted: ASININE, DUMBASS, FAIL, SAD, SICK, SCARY OR STUPID.
 
2009-08-13 04:15:20 PM
foo monkey: Except they haven't *paid* any of the billion in damages and penalties. It's less expensive to keep it in eternal litigation.

Except your talking point is 10 months too late.

Exxon Valdez spill payments reach claimants (new window)

/Wicked burn!
 
2009-08-13 04:17:17 PM
thenateman: foo monkey: Except they haven't *paid* any of the billion in damages and penalties. It's less expensive to keep it in eternal litigation.

Except your talking point is 10 months too late.

Exxon Valdez spill payments reach claimants (new window)

/Wicked burn!


Well done.
 
2009-08-13 04:19:54 PM
geoquiz: Misleading. These results are not because wind turbines kill fewer birds per turbine than an oil well, but because that inefficient technology has not yet propagated worth a fark.

Absolutely. But an unsourced claim that every individual wind turbine kills a "metric fark-ton of birds" is misleading in the other direction, no? A complete and genuine discussion of the topic would require an in-depth look at the ability of different species of birds to learn to adapt their routes to avoid turbines, coupled with the many possibilities for 'encouraging' birds to avoid them. Things like bird populations and behavior are vary enough that I'm not sure we can make any cogent generalizations about the effect of turbines on birds without at least some geographical qualifications. A turbine in temperate wetlands is going to kill a lot more birds than a turbine in the arctic tundra.

It's also difficult to quantify how many birds die due to health effects from other forms of power generation, like oil and coal. So it's not an easy point of comparison to use when discussing options for power generation.

And, all that aside, 'birds per turbine' vs. 'birds per oil well' would be a specious comparison. I think something like 'birds per megawatt-hour' might make more sense if we really want to compare in terms of avian mortality. ;)

Audubon Society is worried about it. Sierra Club is too.. do you refuse to admit there's in-fighting in the ranks?

What? Hell no.

Want to talk about nuclear energy?

Love to, if this forum were more conducive to actual depth in discussions, but I'm not fast enough to keep up with things while still being cogent and complete in my answers. In summary, though, I think we need to use the cleanest viable energy sources possible in any given area, and in many cases that will be nuclear. We really need to get off of our asses and work on some modern plants instead of the wasteful aging crap we've got now.
 
2009-08-13 04:26:05 PM
Jument: SpaceButler: So your point is that we should throw all of the cats into wind turbines? ;)

Yes! Much more efficient that way. ;)

Seriously, that's a very interesting chart. Is it for realz?

I found it here. The graphic itself notes the source of the data, but it's hard to read; I think it's the Canadian Wind Energy Association.
 
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