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(News.com.au)   P Diddy to open restaurant in Detroit   (entertainment.news.com.au) divider line 154
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2003-03-03 09:00:23 AM
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. On second thought, bring the gun. Its in Detroit.
 
2003-03-03 09:15:03 AM
Who's P. Diddy?
Is like like a peeing dildo?
 
2003-03-03 09:15:05 AM
I can just see their signs

"Diddy-lichous"
 
2003-03-03 09:15:20 AM
/Slow news day.
 
Raz
2003-03-03 09:16:02 AM
"Spiffy"?
 
2003-03-03 09:16:17 AM
Go make me a Puff Pastry Biatch.
 
2003-03-03 09:16:21 AM
*hopes Great White can play the opening*
 
2003-03-03 09:16:29 AM
...don't disturbe the sexy...
 
2003-03-03 09:17:31 AM
/snore
 
2003-03-03 09:17:36 AM
I wonder if the prices will be "J"-Lo?

I got muffins.
 
2003-03-03 09:18:04 AM
Hopefully Larry David is an investor.
 
2003-03-03 09:18:15 AM
The menu will feature signature dishes from the menus of other famous restaurants in town, but cooked by inferior chefs using substandard ingredients.
 
2003-03-03 09:18:15 AM
Wow. Now instead of milking Biggie's murder for cash, he can sell a sandwich that milks Biggie's murder for cash.
 
2003-03-03 09:19:32 AM
Can't wait for the "J-Lo's rump roast" the "Biggie Fries"

Their main recipes are "sampled" from those used by other restaurants, but the chefs are directed to say "Yeah" and "uh-huh" while they prepare them, to give them that unique P-Diddy touch.
 
2003-03-03 09:19:49 AM
ah, capitalism at its finest...
 
2003-03-03 09:20:09 AM
I wonder if he's going to use Biggie's rotten corpse as a sandwich filler, too VwlssWndr.
 
2003-03-03 09:21:20 AM
Is he the same guy as Puff Daddy?
"Go Puffy go!! Play some Led Zepplin you no talent biatch!"
Didn't he also do J-Ho?
Probably. I think half the nation has. I bet she's taken 3 at once.
 
2003-03-03 09:22:15 AM
Why do famous people always start restaurants?

Why not grocery stores, or car dealerships?
 
2003-03-03 09:22:46 AM
He could serve fish with "essence of J-Lo".
AKA - rotten fish
 
2003-03-03 09:22:58 AM
Has he even been to Detroit? Why not torture us in NY, since he's from here...
Do not disturb the gluttonous.
 
2003-03-03 09:23:22 AM
Lets hope for double doors so J-blows can get her arse though.
 
2003-03-03 09:24:17 AM
If I didn't have school right now I would photoshop a sign that said "Piddy King" from Burger King. But no. Need to leave in like -3 minutes :D
 
2003-03-03 09:25:48 AM
Spiffy? I thought we were all in aggreement that Puffy sucks.
 
2003-03-03 09:27:45 AM
another rap induced club shootout in 3...2...1...
 
2003-03-03 09:32:59 AM
Chris Rock speaking on the subject of Tupac and Biggie's "assasinations".

"Assasinated? Those to nubians was shot!"
 
2003-03-03 09:33:18 AM
Well, when the shootout *does* happen, just keep in mind that it won't be P. Diddy firing any bullets: he doesn't own a gun, remember?
 
2003-03-03 09:33:23 AM
At least he'll blend in in Detroit. I mean, it's easy to notice a place that blatantly sucks in New York, for instance...
 
2003-03-03 09:34:52 AM
No, not spiffy. Bad poster.

Hopefully some equivalent celeb dies from food poisoning on opening night and P Diddy goes bankrupt.
 
2003-03-03 09:35:07 AM
Was it Chris Rock who pointed out the difference between black people and nyggaz?

"When I go to the cash point, it ain't the black people I'm worried about, it IS the NYGGAZ."

Hahaha. Chris Rock iz teh r0x0rz.
 
2003-03-03 09:38:51 AM
Spiffy?

Shouldn't that be "Spliffy"?

/bling-bling

03-03-03 09:17:36 AM Goatman264
I wonder if the prices will be "J"-Lo?

I got muffins.
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03-03-03 09:18:04 AM Saul
Hopefully Larry David is an investor.
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03-03-03 09:18:15 AM Nabb1
The menu will feature signature dishes from the menus of other famous restaurants in town, but cooked by inferior chefs using substandard ingredients.
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03-03-03 09:18:15 AM VwlssWndr
Wow. Now instead of milking Biggie's murder for cash, he can sell a sandwich that milks Biggie's murder for cash.

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03-03-03 09:19:32 AM LawTalkingGuy
Can't wait for the "J-Lo's rump roast" the "Biggie Fries"

Their main recipes are "sampled" from those used by other restaurants, but the chefs are directed to say "Yeah" and "uh-huh" while they prepare them, to give them that unique P-Diddy touch.


Five funny posts in a row. Way to go, guys!
 
2003-03-03 09:40:12 AM
Will dinner be served at gunpoint?
 
2003-03-03 09:42:03 AM
Besides the restaurants, Combs owns the Bad Boy record label, the Sean John clothing line and a market research company.

My market research says people will wear Sean John clothing to the restaurants that blare Bad Boy music.

This example of vertical integration was brought to you by Satan and filmed in Diddy-Craptacularvision.
 
2003-03-03 09:43:00 AM
So, is he now called S-Piffy?
 
2003-03-03 09:44:42 AM
 
2003-03-03 09:45:43 AM
Actually, the recipes of the other chefs were originally stolen from poor black cooks who did it as a way of life almost a century ago. the recipes were coopted by white chefs who chose to churn out bland tasting recipes based on the black cook's dishes, but didn't want to offend the white eater with any kind of spice. Little by little the black chefs were edged out by the burgeoning "recipe" industry who later claimed that they had sole proprietorship over the black cooks cooking (most notable of this was Chef Robert Plant). This also led to the great Pat Boone Restaurant Opening Epidemic.

Bobby Flay is an ass.
 
2003-03-03 09:45:49 AM
Eminem can't be far behind.
 
2003-03-03 09:56:45 AM
"We want to be right where the rebirth is - one of the
attractions in the downtown area," Suite said.


The three casinos renovated buildings..... Oh, he must mean builing by Comerica Park (baseball) and Ford Field (football), two brand new sports stadiums built for the worst teams in each sport.
 
2003-03-03 09:57:38 AM
I've always thought there should be a resteraunt called Chitlins 'N Shiat.
 
2003-03-03 09:58:29 AM
And this is "spiffy" because......?????

Am I supposed to care about this?
 
2003-03-03 10:02:00 AM
puffy will make sure none of his security carry mace, to cut down on stampeding to the exits...
 
2003-03-03 10:08:35 AM
wow, p-diddily really IS an original gangster.

i mean, you really are a hardcore G when you own a marketing research firm and a line of restaurants.

look out, he might bus' a cap in yo' demographically pre-determined azz, ages 18-25.
 
2003-03-03 10:08:48 AM
Okay... everyone's dissing Detroit. How many have actually been there? The downtown area itself has plenty to do with no more risk of getting shot than if you were in any other major city. It's the demilitarized zone you drive through to get there that's bad...
 
2003-03-03 10:08:50 AM
I wonder if the "Pro-Eminem" city will support this? No, wait. I couldn't care less.
 
2003-03-03 10:11:02 AM
test
 
2003-03-03 10:12:18 AM
I 2nd the Great White opening hope.
 
2003-03-03 10:13:39 AM
I'm sure the patrons will be good tippers. Those who have ever worked in a resturaunt will know what I'm sayin.
 
2003-03-03 10:18:48 AM
i think..
 
2003-03-03 10:20:06 AM
I would prefer it if Bo Diddley opened a restaurant in D-Town.
 
2003-03-03 10:21:10 AM
Oh goody! I've always wanted to go on vacation to Detroit! I'm checking the dates for the kids Spring Break booking a hotel room today!
 
2003-03-03 10:23:37 AM
Being from Detroit I can wholeheartedly say that this deserves a "Stupid" tag.
 
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