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(MTV)   Actual headline: "Miley Cyrus pole dances, praises trailers at Teen Choice Awards"   (newsroom.mtv.com) divider line 178
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2009-08-11 11:58:21 AM
Trainwreck and mental melt down alert!
 
2009-08-11 12:32:47 PM
Tom_Slick: Trainwreck and mental melt down alert!

She also said she considers Britney Spears her idol. The kid's toast.
 
2009-08-11 12:50:19 PM
A pole-dancing teenager grinning,
While cooing and writhing and spinning?
It can't be just me
Who's angry to see
The pedophiles seem to be winning.
 
2009-08-11 12:51:02 PM
But wait....there is another. Her 9-year-old sister Noah. Pedobear alert.
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-11 01:40:20 PM
I might have to watch the O'Reily factor tonight.
 
2009-08-11 02:27:15 PM
Mountain/molehill.
Tempest/teacup.

But if it gets me a thread chock full of ProstiTot pics, then more power to ya!.
 
2009-08-11 02:27:40 PM
MTV still exists in some form? Wow. Who knew?
 
2009-08-11 02:27:48 PM
You know it's just a matter of time.
 
2009-08-11 02:28:29 PM
impaler: I might have to watch the O'Reily factor tonight.

Why? Is Bill showing off his child porn collection?
 
2009-08-11 02:29:25 PM
(looks up birthday year)

Ooo gross OMG she's too young!!!
 
2009-08-11 02:30:35 PM
MaxxLarge: A pole-dancing teenager grinning,
While cooing and writhing and spinning?
It can't be just me
Who's angry to see
The pedophiles seem to be winning.


Is Miley 18 yet? Even though her father's the biggest douche in the world, I'd nail that with my 22oz EastwingTM.
 
2009-08-11 02:30:46 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: impaler: I might have to watch the O'Reily factor tonight.

Why? Is Bill showing off his child porn collection?


No, I think it is his loofah collection tonight.
 
2009-08-11 02:30:49 PM
It's Miley!!
 
2009-08-11 02:31:13 PM
cdn.thesuperficial.com

/hotlinked
 
2009-08-11 02:31:31 PM
fark the casbah: (looks up birthday year)

Ooo gross OMG she's too young old!!!


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-11 02:31:49 PM
Repeat, etc.
 
2009-08-11 02:31:54 PM
Nice shorts. She is 16 right... that is legal in some states. I'd achy breaky that in.

/had to
 
2009-08-11 02:32:12 PM
Here in RI it was legal up until a week ago for underage kids to pole dance at strip clubs. They just had to be home before the 11:00 curfew on school nights.

/not kidding in the least
 
2009-08-11 02:32:13 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-08-11 02:32:44 PM
fark the casbah: (looks up birthday year)

Ooo gross OMG she's too young!!!


NO....

i14.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-11 02:32:49 PM
What's the big deal? You people need to lighten up...
She can dance if she wants to! She can leave her friends behind, 'cuz her friends don't dance & if they don't dance well they're no friends of hers!
 
2009-08-11 02:32:58 PM
Walker 2009-08-11 12:51:02 PM But wait....there is another. Her 9-year-old sister Noah. Pedobear alert.
=================================

Her SISTER is named Noah? SRSLY?

Who in hell would name a female Noah?
 
2009-08-11 02:33:04 PM
This one is going blow real good.
 
2009-08-11 02:33:06 PM
You gotta wonder whose great idea it is to take an underage teen and have her dance on stage with a pole on it. Stupid whitetrash bumpkins!
 
2009-08-11 02:33:11 PM
totallytop10.com

What pole dancing might look like.
 
2009-08-11 02:33:50 PM
Let me tell you something Brian. I'd wreck that chick.
 
2009-08-11 02:33:54 PM
Ghola Kwisatz Haderach: Here in RI it was legal up until a week ago for underage kids to pole dance at strip clubs. They just had to be home before the 11:00 curfew on school nights.

/not kidding in the least


Wait. Isn't RI where prostitution is legal as long as it is done indoors?
 
2009-08-11 02:35:28 PM
jake3988: Her SISTER is named Noah? SRSLY?

Who in hell would name a female Noah?


i22.photobucket.com

I assume that should clear up your question.
 
2009-08-11 02:36:24 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker 2009-08-11 02:31:54 PM Nice shorts. She is 16 right... that is legal in some states. I'd achy breaky that i
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Actually, more like MOST states. (30 from my quick count).
 
2009-08-11 02:36:24 PM
5lbs of Flax in a 4lb Sack: Ghola Kwisatz Haderach: Here in RI it was legal up until a week ago for underage kids to pole dance at strip clubs. They just had to be home before the 11:00 curfew on school nights.

/not kidding in the least

Wait. Isn't RI where prostitution is legal as long as it is done indoors?


Yeah.

The only reason the underage loophole was closed was because no-one knew about it until cops investigated some killjoy (I mean, responsible citizen) tipping them off to it.

They couldn't find any law against it so had to let the girls keep working.

There was a kerfluffle in the RI legislature after the mayor of Las Vegas making a snide comment about how they at least they have standards compared to RI.
 
2009-08-11 02:37:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/falconerga/MileyCyrus.jpg
 
2009-08-11 02:38:34 PM
Sushi and the Banshees: MTV still exists in some form? Wow. Who knew?

I was flipping channels the other day and saw VH1. Didn't know they were still around either.
 
2009-08-11 02:38:42 PM
Ghola Kwisatz Haderach: kerfluffle

My new favorite word...thx.
 
2009-08-11 02:39:33 PM
Remember Lindsay Lohan before the crazy?

wolfpangloss.files.wordpress.com

And Tara Reid?

cm1.theinsider.com

And Britney?

i.d.com.com

And the Olsen twins?

www.sitevip.net

Such hawt memories.

The future's not looking good for Ms. Cyrus but I will enjoy watching it.
 
2009-08-11 02:41:43 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Ghola Kwisatz Haderach: kerfluffle

My new favorite word...thx.


Its a perfectly cromulent word which is sadly underutilized.
 
2009-08-11 02:42:26 PM
Why don't you have a seat right over here...
 
2009-08-11 02:42:28 PM
fark the casbah: (looks up birthday year)

Ooo gross OMG she's too young!!!


onfinite.com
 
2009-08-11 02:42:43 PM
"praises trailers"

Well, they are a great place to find bored girls with daddy issues.

/yes I'm joking
 
2009-08-11 02:44:13 PM
Beemer: You know it's just a matter of time.

That's a safe bet. Nude pics first or a "leak" of her sex tape?
 
2009-08-11 02:45:01 PM
When she turns eighteen, everyone will promptly forget about her and move on to the next 14 year old.
 
2009-08-11 02:45:11 PM
jake3988: Walker 2009-08-11 12:51:02 PM But wait....there is another. Her 9-year-old sister Noah. Pedobear alert.
=================================

Her SISTER is named Noah? SRSLY?

Who in hell would name a female Noah?


Miley's birth name is Destiny Hope Cyrus...
 
2009-08-11 02:46:37 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Beemer: You know it's just a matter of time.

That's a safe bet. Nude pics first or a "leak" of her sex tape?


And will Rob Lowe be involved?
 
2009-08-11 02:46:42 PM
Walker: But wait....there is another. Her 9-year-old sister Noah. Pedobear alert.


That's so messed up. Jeez... Just cramming the sexualization of younger and younger kids down our throats, those media dickweeds.
 
2009-08-11 02:46:58 PM
3825968: "praises trailers"

Well, they are a great place to find bored girls with daddy issues.

/yes I'm joking


WTF. That is a seriously messed up situation at that link. I'm not sure which is more worrisome, the subject matter or the photographer.
 
2009-08-11 02:47:19 PM
Oh my God, that song in the video was horrid.
 
2009-08-11 02:47:23 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: impaler: I might have to watch the O'Reily factor tonight.

Why? Is Bill showing off his child gay clown pron collection?
 
2009-08-11 02:47:50 PM
Any death pool bets yet?
I'll say 6/15/2011
 
2009-08-11 02:49:08 PM
webpages.charter.net

... and who doesn't want to be just like mommy?
 
2009-08-11 02:49:31 PM
forbiddenplanet.co.uk
 
2009-08-11 02:50:33 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Any death pool bets yet?
I'll say 6/15/2011


I think she'll get on past her 18th birthday. After 20, it's anybody's guess.
 
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