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(eBay)   For sale: 1990 Mercedes. 54,000 miles, runs well, owner is Christ's grandson   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 139
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2009-08-10 10:15:31 PM  
Wow.

And where in the US is Hagatna, GU?
 
2009-08-10 10:31:50 PM  
It's the capital of Guam
 
2009-08-10 10:32:54 PM  
That's farking hilarious.
 
2009-08-10 10:33:32 PM  
I forgot to add...
/Ramen
 
2009-08-11 12:31:41 AM  
thalassatx: Wow.

And where in the US is Hagatna, GU?


Apprx. 13N 144E or thereaboots.

/TMYK
//Misses me some Guam.
 
2009-08-11 12:31:41 AM  
i26.tinypic.com
 
2009-08-11 12:31:41 AM  
thalassatx: Wow.

And where in the US is Hagatna, GU?


I believe it's in GU
 
2009-08-11 12:34:03 AM  
"*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)
He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy - over nine pages hand written - to you with your nonrefundable
deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue,
assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on... Muhammad has
descendants... it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected
through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children)."

"Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty"

Figures, they'll leave it to me to have faith that god's grandson had all the scheduled maintenance done on this vehicle.
 
2009-08-11 12:34:21 AM  
"*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)"

Apparently not $100,000.
 
2009-08-11 12:35:14 AM  
I'll vouch for the owner.
 
2009-08-11 12:35:23 AM  
Somewhere Janis Joplin is saying "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
 
2009-08-11 12:36:35 AM  
i wonder if they'd accept a drawing of a spider stapled to a miniature cross with a crown of thorns on its head in lieu of payment?
 
2009-08-11 12:37:58 AM  
this vehicle is the only thing holier than the pope-mobile./want
 
2009-08-11 12:39:30 AM  
High-Five! Curtis Granderson is one of my favorite Tigers.

/thought his Mercedes was a more recent model though
 
2009-08-11 12:41:18 AM  
see? sneaky.
 
2009-08-11 12:41:57 AM  
Cool. Can I drive it across water?
 
2009-08-11 12:43:03 AM  
I'd much rather have John Voight's car.
 
2009-08-11 12:44:25 AM  
Cash for Christ's Clunker.
 
2009-08-11 12:45:26 AM  
Eh. I'm not feeling the funny on this one.

Throw him to the lions.
 
2009-08-11 12:48:48 AM  
Perducci: I'd much rather have John Voight's car.

"I've never even seen him in a car. I mean, look at his movies. No cars. Deliverance - canoe. Midnight Cowboy - boots. Runaway Train...runaway train."
 
2009-08-11 12:49:53 AM  
OMG!!! I mean OMC! Nice find, I'm the high bidder!

/not
 
2009-08-11 12:50:02 AM  
I have seen some funny eBay listings, but I think this one takes the cake.
 
2009-08-11 12:50:19 AM  
I'll need to check with Rufus and Serendipity on this
 
2009-08-11 12:50:37 AM  
Unlikely? I'm pretty sure that it runs well if it only has 54,000 miles on it.


/If his grandfather new what he was trying to get for it, he'd crucify him!
//That's all I got
 
2009-08-11 12:51:19 AM  
What about Judas' Volkswagen?
 
2009-08-11 12:52:18 AM  
thalassatx: Wow.

And where in the US is Hagatna, GU?


we wouldnt have to wonder that if EBAY DIDNT SUCK A HUGE farkING CHODE...

wtf people STOP CHANGING YOUR WEBSITES IF THEY ARENT BROKEN!
 
2009-08-11 12:53:00 AM  
markie_farkie: Somewhere Janis Joplin is saying "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"

Oh Lord won't you buy me
a Mercedes Benz
 
2009-08-11 12:53:58 AM  
 
2009-08-11 12:54:06 AM  
WTF? WTF? That's really all I can say. That, and luxury cars are for the farking birds.
 
2009-08-11 12:54:20 AM  
Would agree with all the statements made about said car:

www.thecylindershoppe.cai.ebayimg.com

/check the license plate.
 
2009-08-11 12:56:52 AM  
It's been done...

thekaoseffect.com

/Last?
 
2009-08-11 12:58:25 AM  
I was going to say something funny, but I am way too drunk.
 
2009-08-11 12:59:31 AM  
 
2009-08-11 01:04:23 AM  
I want Joe Stalin's Cadillac.

/Can't go left in General Pinochet's Cadillac
 
2009-08-11 01:04:33 AM  
i.ebayimg.com

z.about.com

This would have been a better sales pitch.
 
2009-08-11 01:07:31 AM  
No farking way. After Buddha's asshole second cousin screwed me that "good as new" Oldsmobile, there's no way I'm falling for this again.
 
2009-08-11 01:10:29 AM  
www.lewzworld.com

placing a bid
 
2009-08-11 01:11:22 AM  
What Christ's grandson may look like:

i20.ebayimg.com
 
2009-08-11 01:12:43 AM  
That coward David Lopan: Unlikely? I'm pretty sure that it runs well if it only has 54,000 miles on it.

He lives on Guam. I suspect they're mostly on unpaved back roads.
 
2009-08-11 01:14:58 AM  
GoSurfing: "*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)
He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy - over nine pages hand written - to you with your nonrefundable
deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue,
assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on... Muhammad has
descendants... it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected
through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children)."

"Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty"

Figures, they'll leave it to me to have faith that god's grandson had all the scheduled maintenance done on this vehicle.


exactly...why not keep with the theme and say something like "Through divine intervention, this car no longer needs standard maintenance, etc . . ."

This is a car from god!! car sold as is. seller makes no express or implied warranties. void in ca, or, wa, nv, ny, mo, fl, ga, and where prohibited. vehicle has not passed emissions guidelines. buyer assumes all risks of religious attacks, including jihad, inquisition, and all forms of ethnic cleansing. subject to all taxes, titles, & fees. car may or may not actually be from god. "god" is a registered trademark of christian industries, inc., a subsidiary of halliburton corp.
 
2009-08-11 01:15:56 AM  
A 19 year old car with 50k on it?

I guess a road trip on Guam just isn't all that big a deal. Put a few bucks in the tank, grab a couple of beers and head out. You'll be back before the second one gets warm.
 
2009-08-11 01:16:26 AM  
www.pinknews.co.uk

Trade?
 
2009-08-11 01:19:18 AM  

ArkAngel

I'll need to check with Rufus and Serendipity on this


/came here to say this
// glad to see that as always nothing is obscure on here
 
2009-08-11 01:21:08 AM  
Mercedes?


I figured the kin of Jesus would drive a Toyota Pius.
 
2009-08-11 01:21:57 AM  
I don't think it's possible to be a descendant of both Jesus and Roman Emperors, is it?
 
2009-08-11 01:25:43 AM  
I'm Mary Magdalene's granddaughter. I think he should give me the car.
 
2009-08-11 01:27:45 AM  
Since they seem to have cloned a person from the poop stains on the sheets His body was wrapped in after the nailing, can we look forward to Jesusic park soon?

img18.imageshack.us

/ What a Jesusic park scenery may look like?
 
2009-08-11 01:30:09 AM  
Christ's grandson huh?... I was expecting to see something like this for sale....

viralpolitics.com
 
2009-08-11 01:31:40 AM  
Feelgood9000: Mercedes?


I figured the kin of Jesus would drive a Toyota Pius.


I thought he'd drive his father's Honda.
 
2009-08-11 01:32:21 AM  
Perfect opportunity for you know who to be your copilot.
 
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