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(ESPN)   Duke goes from suck to blow as St. John's scores last 12 points of game, wins with no time remaining   ( divider line
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2003-03-02 05:57:26 PM  
"wins with no time remaining"

You know, as opposed to those other ways of winning...
2003-03-02 06:21:32 PM  
So will the new cliche be "Duke Blows"?
2003-03-02 06:21:51 PM  
2003-03-02 06:25:13 PM  
No, Lizarazu, it will always be Duke sucks.

Duke sucks.
2003-03-02 06:26:34 PM  
what Dr. Fey said
2003-03-02 06:27:05 PM  
Big Curt Norfolk, Va and all ur buds at Ryan Academy Love Ya.
2003-03-02 06:27:41 PM  
nice wins for Pitt and Kentucky today too.

Duke will need something wacky to happen to be a #1 seed now. I feel just awful.
2003-03-02 06:28:24 PM  
Go Spaceballs.

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Buckle This!
2003-03-02 06:30:16 PM  
This is old news already.
2003-03-02 06:30:23 PM  
Uh, did someone say "suck to blow"?

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That was cool.
2003-03-02 06:31:23 PM  
Ya know, as a Carolina fan, it's just as good to see Duke lose as it is to see Carolina win. Since I've seldom seen either in recent history, this news is most welcome.

Duke is a friggin black hole of suck.
2003-03-02 06:31:35 PM  
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President: What is it?
Col. Sanders: It's Duke sir. They've gone from suck to blow.
*Everyone gasps*
2003-03-02 06:32:10 PM  
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2003-03-02 06:32:51 PM  
2003-03-02 06:37:56 PM  
Hey asshat, if you don't care about college hoops, go click on a boobies link instead!

(I know no one has complained yet- that was preemptive.)
2003-03-02 06:39:17 PM  
"wins with no time remaining"

You know, as opposed to those other ways of winning...

uhm, the game was initially tied with no time remaining, hence the "wins with no time remaining" is correct.

thank you for trying, though. please play again.
2003-03-02 06:40:45 PM  
both duke an jimmy kimmel suck
go wildcats
2003-03-02 06:50:37 PM  
Dr. Fey:

The clock ran down and it was tied. SJU won because of a foul shot.
2003-03-02 07:02:17 PM  
Fark Duke. Fear Carmelo Anthony.
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If he returns next year, I guarantee Syracuse will be a Final Four team. Hell, if things go their way they could make it there this year.
2003-03-02 07:04:53 PM  
I know I said this in the other thread, but . . . if only Maryland can beat NC State tonight, this week will have gotten off to a pretty good start. Duke losing, Twerps winning . . . it's a good day to be a college hoops fan.
2003-03-02 07:10:54 PM  
BTW he wasn't fouled it was phantom foul.
2003-03-02 07:15:06 PM  
2003-03-02 07:20:09 PM  
That was a great finish...and he was fouled.
2003-03-02 07:29:04 PM  
Duke and Coach K still own all your asses.
2003-03-02 07:41:41 PM  
"Certainly Duke is Duke. They're on T.V., more than... ...Leave it to Beavah, Reruns!"

Jungle Karma, feh.
2003-03-02 07:51:14 PM  

All your ass are belong to us . . .
2003-03-02 07:52:07 PM  
In other news....

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The Salukis show Creighton who owns the Valley!! Go Dawgs!!!
2003-03-02 07:53:22 PM  
Oh, and FYI...I was in that mess somewhere around JD...what a great time!
2003-03-02 07:57:40 PM  
What the? A sports thread with 30 comments and no 'all sports sux' asshats? Wow.
Go UK!!!
2003-03-02 08:04:29 PM  

Sports are dumb. They suck. Canadian sports are better. Australian sports are better. etc...etc....

Go Dawgs!!
2003-03-02 08:05:35 PM  
As a Johnny fan, all I have to say is, cool.
2003-03-02 08:13:53 PM  
Go Gators. UK is going to get romped in Gainesville. You heard it here first
2003-03-02 08:20:10 PM  
Go Illini!

Muck Fichigan!
2003-03-02 08:20:14 PM  
O5iiawah: If by "romped" you mean "handed an easy win", then I agree wholefartedly.

UF sucks *almost* as much as Duke.

2003-03-02 08:21:38 PM  
I live in the Midwest and could not care less about who wins a Duke/St. Johns game. But the Duke player was fouled on the so called steal, and the St. John player was not fouled on the layup. Talk about hometown refs.
2003-03-02 08:24:02 PM  
Also, go Big12.

Oklahoma State.
2003-03-02 08:29:58 PM  

just think if the cuse had a center....
2003-03-02 08:46:34 PM  
PeePants Mad Jungle props.

Elwood As a Pitt fan, I gots to agree with your assessment of Anthony. Big East tourney should be really good this year.

Is there any chance he's NOT turning pro?
2003-03-02 09:04:13 PM  
LawTalkingGuy: Our only hope is that he decides he wants to be THE hype guy when he comes out. Everyone knows all people will talk about draft time this year is LeBron James. Next year, all that hype could be about Carmelo. That might be enough to bring him back. I've seen him projected top 5, but I think scouts will also tell him if he waits a year, puts on some more muscle and keeps doing what he can do, he'll be #1 overall.

Another thing I've noticed about him (I've been to a couple practices) is he is ALWAYS smiling and joking around. He seems to really be having a lot of fun. Who knows, maybe that will bring him back.

And yeah MMG, if Syracuse had a big man they'd be unstoppable. But sadly, Craig Forth and Jeremy McNeil are so un-1337 that a good amount of the time Boeheim goes small and doesn't even put a real center on the floor. If they get a tourney match-up against a team with a real big man and Forth and McNeil get in foul trouble, the Cuse is farked.
2003-03-02 09:11:34 PM  
Man did Dook suck today! Still, when it's time to pick the brackets, I am definitely going to pick Duke to go further than both Texas and Kansas.
2003-03-02 09:19:18 PM  
Duke = too much media attention. Maybe if we killed Dicky V and all the other people who think (for some reason) that the ACC is the mecca of all things basketball, nobody will care about the BlewDevils.
2003-03-02 09:39:27 PM  
Geez, I wish my team (Michigan) blew as bad as Duke (20-5) does.

Hell, I wish my favorite pro team (Denver Nuggets) blew that bad.
2003-03-02 09:52:43 PM  
Remember only last year when the Red Storm did this to Georgetown? You know, when the Hoyas were trying to get in the tournament?
*quietly sobs in corner*
2003-03-02 10:00:53 PM  
2003-03-02 10:01:17 PM  
Cuck Freighton
2003-03-02 10:01:31 PM  
Any day that Duke loses in any sport is a good day.

Duke sucks.
2003-03-02 10:08:42 PM  
Dook sux!!! GO TERPS!!!!!!
2003-03-02 10:11:56 PM  
Can someone please update to 'splain the haterism against Duke?

I mean, it's not like they are Bob Jones University.

Was someone's dog run over by a grinning Blue Devil?
2003-03-02 10:29:25 PM  

"Duke = too much media attention. Maybe if we killed Dicky V and all the other people who think (for some reason) that the ACC is the mecca of all things basketball, nobody will care about the BlewDevils."

Absolutely true. Dicky V is the Peter Gammons of college basketball.
2003-03-02 10:37:01 PM  
Can someone please update farkisms to 'splain the haterism against Duke?

Search Google for "kentucky duke march 28 1992". That'll at least get you the vague idea.
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