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Running from Tobagos, land speed in hectares per hogshead and a whole new breed of enamel: Headlines of the Week 8/2 to 8/8
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No writeup this week; Drew's still hung over.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-08-02 to Sat 2009-08-08:
Scientist claims sex without condoms is good for you. Here comes the professor
Mother and Daughter severely ill after their E Coli was contaminated with British food
American man pulled over for speeding in Canada explains that he thought the road signs were in miles per hour, not the hectares per hogshead or whatever the hell it is they use there
Domino's giving away lava cakes for the 24 hours of Obama's birthday. Lava comes from volcanoes, Kenya has 24 volcanoes. It all makes perfect sense now, how could we have been so blind?
Creationist theme park to be seized by the federal government for tax evasion. I guess they didn't see that situation evolving
Hugo Chavez becomes a major threat to Americans everywhere as it's announced he's seizing coffee companies. THIS IS NOT THE STORY I WANTED TO SEE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
Many British dentists earn over £200k. Where do they find such lucrative second jobs?
Flatfoots ferret out fleeing fugitive in freezer. Dogs detect chillin' felon; earn extra eats. Crook hooked; hastily hoicked to hoosegow, tarrying till trial
DC offers free STD tests to high school students. Who wants teachers catching anything these days?
Warning of violence issued after man attacks couple in Tobago. He must've been a good runner, because those things go really fast downhill
Milk tanker overturns on Tennessee highway, local residents urged not to cry
Soccer players take a stand for gay pride, which is entirely appropriate as both groups go all weak at the knees if someone looks at them intently
Tiger shoots final-round 69, wins 69th PGA Tour Event, hopes for numerical trend to continue later tonight with Elin
Mariners fight strip club opening near ballpark, eliminating the most likely way their team will get to second base
Experts grow new teeth in adult mice. This is a whole new breed of enamel
Incredibly detailed pictures of Betelgeuse. Incredibly detailed pictures of Betelgeuse. Incredibly detailed pictures of Betelgeuse
14,000-year-old map found engraved chunk of rock in Europe, determined to still be more accurate than Mapquest
Jenna Jameson to pose for Playboy. This is like closing the barn door after the horse has gotten out, been ridden hard by 6000 jockeys and turned into dog food
Andre the Giant consumed 7,000 calories of alcohol on a daily basis. His bar bill during shooting of "The Princess Bride" was $40K. He once drank 119 bottles of beer in six hours. I say we canonize the dude
Rosie O'Donnell denies that her partner has somehow escaped her gravitational field
Sen. Arlen Specter has a challenger in the 2010 Democratic primary, Rep. Joe Sestak, who announced today surrounded by his family--Marshall, Will, Holly and Cha-ka
Senator Barbara Boxer (D-ipshiat) says health care protestors can't be real because they're not dressed like slobs
Congressmen receives death threats over healthcare plan. On the good side, he's got a great medical plan through his employer, so if he's only wounded, he should be okay
Fred Durst says new Limp Bizkit album will sound like Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond reportedly put on 24-hour suicide watch after hearing claim
Katy Perry is in awe of Gwen Stefani's staying power and her continued artistic integrity. And then they totally started hungrily making out. Okay that last part isn't true
Bob Dylan concert cancelled due to "risk too great for all involved." Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with his music
Profits at Tokyo Disneyland fall by 78 percent due to bad weather, fear of swine flu, and underperforming used Snow White panties vending machines
When it comes to drinking with colleagues, the risk is very high that something negative will come out of it, or what Fark calls its bread and butter
Alabama city destroying ancient Indian ceremonial mound to create a Sam's Club. Have they never seen a scary movie?
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