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(Florida Today)   Man pretends to be mentally disabled adult, dupes woman into caring for him and changing his diapers. Guess he was trying to fit in with the neighbors   (floridatoday.com ) divider line
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2009-08-10 01:07:34 PM  

ohmyvariousgods: overlord_mike: im just here to pick up... nah never mind, no women is worth dressing up in a diaper

There goes my evening.


im not wearing a diaper, i have dignity... thats for when im old and incontanent... then you'l have your fantasy
 
2009-08-10 01:09:01 PM  

Im_Gumby: chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!


www.smrt-tv.com
Thread over in one.
 
2009-08-10 01:10:20 PM  

nobodycaneatfiftyeggs: Also wanted for questioning...


Gotta love Dr. Glenn. My brother-n-law was a producer for them back in the day
 
2009-08-10 01:15:35 PM  
"Seeking strict nanny (18-34) to discipline my developmentally-challenged, and very VERY naughty cousin. Send photo."
 
2009-08-10 01:15:56 PM  
www.ryanrussell.net
Slow Donnie approves!

Link (new window)
 
2009-08-10 01:17:08 PM  
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!"

LOL, came here for this.

/am satisfied
 
2009-08-10 01:17:54 PM  
www.diapertapes.ch

/oblig
 
2009-08-10 01:18:37 PM  
Damn!!!! How did I miss the Boobies?
 
2009-08-10 01:21:39 PM  

Cervidanti: Before it even BEGINS, I've got a diaper fetish and I'd never do that.

Don't judge! D: We get enough flak from idiots in the news. At least this one didn't involve children. Ugh.


I refuse to reveal ANY secrets about myself like that, however, I do urge that people don't judge all weirdos as immoral just because some weirdos (like some normies) are immoral.

Thank you.
 
2009-08-10 01:21:52 PM  

probesport: /oblig


For every "hot" girl you've got, I've got a hot guy.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4308/0beaubebe2.jpg
 
2009-08-10 01:25:17 PM  

probesport: /oblig


I'd hit it.
 
2009-08-10 01:28:56 PM  

Im_Gumby: chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!


DAMN it! This . Done in one.
 
2009-08-10 01:30:25 PM  
If it turns out that a) this was somehow illegal and b) that it was of a sexual nature then would it not follow that, since she was paid, she is therefore a prostitute and thus liable to be charged herself?

Comments from another site regarding this story
 
2009-08-10 01:30:42 PM  
I saw this years ago on an episode of Reno 911.
 
2009-08-10 01:34:47 PM  

Cervidanti: probesport: /oblig

For every "hot" girl you've got, I've got a hot guy.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4308/0beaubebe2.jpg


Touché
 
2009-08-10 01:37:25 PM  

probesport: Cervidanti: probesport: /oblig

For every "hot" girl you've got, I've got a hot guy.

Touché


This happened in asimilar thread before about a story involving an adult in diapers. Someone posted a girl, I countered with a guy. Went on for some time, if I remember right.
 
2009-08-10 01:38:04 PM  
Drew?
 
2009-08-10 01:38:29 PM  
As someone who found out a former boss was arrested for this years after leaving the firm I'm getting a kick....

/Actually, I'm not.
//These are some farked up people.
 
2009-08-10 01:47:19 PM  
I love this story. It's perfect. I want to write, produce and star in the made-for-TV movie about it.

Valerie Bertanelli...Doctor Funkenstein...Dennis Franz...star in the Lifetime original...Not without my Diaper...a true tale of deceit and forbidden love.

Valerie: "I've been lied to. The horror! The agony. I can never trust a man again!"

Franz: "You bastard! I'll slap you's in the mouth for what you done to my broad!"

Funkenstein: "I made a boom boom!!!"
 
2009-08-10 01:48:34 PM  

probesport: /oblig


I'd change her diapers.
 
2009-08-10 01:49:54 PM  
FTA: "The man insisted that his brother could come to Schulte's house by himself because the aunt lived nearby and he knew the neighborhood."

Umm, okay. He has the mental capability of a 5 year old, but he can go to here house on his own, and she never met any of his "family?" Seriously, WTF?
 
2009-08-10 01:54:23 PM  

NuttierThanEver: It's threads like this one that make me miss aarkieboy


I came here to say the same thing.
 
2009-08-10 01:55:22 PM  

rekoil: You know that photo is a fake, right?


Actually I didn't. Oh well, guess I should've tried for a Lisa Nowak joke instead.
 
2009-08-10 01:58:44 PM  

rekoil: Ivo Shandor: And that quirky young man went on to become a United States senator.

You know that photo is a fake, right?


Damn I always just thought it was some SNL skit. Oh well It is still funny.
 
2009-08-10 02:02:31 PM  
A guy used to do something similar at, what used to be to me, a local Target. He'd come wearing very short shorts with an adult diaper visible and find female associates and ask them where he could by more. He was very creepy.

/not as creepy as the kid who would come in and masturbate to electronics
//no, really
 
2009-08-10 02:03:08 PM  
Dear Fark.

As hilarious as this story and subsequent discussion is, please don't direct me to the Chinese Sex Culture's website (http://us.chinaontv.com/sex_museum/index.html) again please.

Thank you.
 
2009-08-10 02:27:56 PM  
FTA: Woman duped by middle-age man who acted like a child

Don't we all do this?
 
2009-08-10 02:28:42 PM  
I can't tell. Is the lady pissed she got paid $600 a week?

Guy answers your child day care ad inquiring if you know anybody who can take care of an adult. You figure you can make some quick money and decide to except the guy.

I don't really see anything wrong with it if they two people agreed and money was exchanged. You would really think the lightbulb would have gone off after the guy drove himself over to your house.
 
2009-08-10 02:40:50 PM  
"Acting!"
 
2009-08-10 02:48:59 PM  
static.tvguide.com

Unimpressed.
 
2009-08-10 02:50:02 PM  
First furries, and now adult babies.

What's next? A greenlight involving people who like to be swallowed whole?
 
2009-08-10 02:56:58 PM  
Came for the "Just Shoot Me" references, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-08-10 02:57:55 PM  

British: First furries, and now adult babies.

What's next? A greenlight involving people who like to be swallowed whole?


Vore, eh? How about inflation vore?
 
2009-08-10 02:58:42 PM  

niangelo: Wanted for questioning

/hot


I want that one.

I look a pillock
 
2009-08-10 02:59:07 PM  
I kind of understand where she's coming from. With sex there's a premium already make it kinky sex and you'd have to bet there's a higher premium. My bet is if this guy was up front about what he was looking for it would cost him a lot more than $100/day. She was getting underpaid.

Not to mention he sounds creepy as hell. Not the fetish itself who cares as long as it's consensual and not hurting someone. But anyone who basically turns a chick into a whore without her knowledge is creepy.
 
2009-08-10 03:03:56 PM  

Fano: British: First furries, and now adult babies.

What's next? A greenlight involving people who like to be swallowed whole?

Vore, eh? How about inflation vore?


Wow, something that is completely new to me - kudos.
 
2009-08-10 03:18:11 PM  

Im_Gumby: chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!


AWESOME.

I don't think David Cross has made me laugh as hard as he did then.
 
2009-08-10 03:18:49 PM  
theknuckler_33

I am tired of playing Ruprecht the Monkey Boy!
 
2009-08-10 03:22:27 PM  

Ivnabru: I kind of understand where she's coming from. With sex there's a premium already make it kinky sex and you'd have to bet there's a higher premium. My bet is if this guy was up front about what he was looking for it would cost him a lot more than $100/day. She was getting underpaid.

Not to mention he sounds creepy as hell. Not the fetish itself who cares as long as it's consensual and not hurting someone. But anyone who basically turns a chick into a whore without her knowledge is creepy.


The whole Diaper fetish thing has been around since the 80's from what I know. Lots of people all over the world are into it. Some just like the diapers, some like to pretend they're a younger child or infant.... there are community sites for this fetish and also photo/video "diaper porn" sites with models in them. There are also Diaper sex sites now... (who knew that google and wikipedia could educate you on a fetish so quickly!)


This guy was looking for a "mommy" and was probably interested in the gratification of being able to act like a toddler and be treated like one... It could have been sexual, but I don't think so.
 
2009-08-10 03:28:02 PM  
How is changing the diaper of someone who isn't mentally disabled any more creepy than doing it for someone who is?
 
2009-08-10 03:29:22 PM  
What's his FARK tag? Out yourself, evil genius.
 
2009-08-10 03:30:54 PM  

probesport: /oblig


Thats farked up

I mean.... Mickey, and Winnie, on the same wall ? wtf were they thinking ?
 
2009-08-10 03:33:12 PM  

Marley'sGirl: How is changing the diaper of someone who isn't mentally disabled any more creepy than doing it for someone who is?


Never had poo thrown at you ? Im not talking about when kids do it, they cant slam your head into it with more force than you can resist.

Thats ... kinda the short form of the answer you might wish for that question.
 
2009-08-10 03:39:08 PM  
MallocTheFree 2009-08-10 02:27:56 PM
FTA: Woman duped by middle-age man who acted like a child

Don't we all do this?


Brilliant, and well done.
 
2009-08-10 03:40:17 PM  
I think I just found a new script to send to Jack Black.

/ If that doesn't work, Jim Carrey - If I get desperate enough, Rob Snider.
// Or just to be cruel, Brendan Fraser.
 
2009-08-10 04:28:16 PM  

Marley'sGirl: How is changing the diaper of someone who isn't mentally disabled any more creepy than doing it for someone who is?


because he has a erection when you're changing him?
 
2009-08-10 04:41:45 PM  
Pretends? Hmmm.
 
2009-08-10 05:13:46 PM  
Hey, was that guy actually retarded or is he just a sexually perverted genius?
 
2009-08-10 06:08:10 PM  
How has no one posted the Pamper me video from The Vacant Lot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qe96i4dw3k
 
2009-08-10 06:31:40 PM  

Marley'sGirl: How is changing the diaper of someone who isn't mentally disabled any more creepy than doing it for someone who is?


Because the guy who isn't goes home and masturbates about it.
 
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