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(Independent)   United kingdom plans mass duckocide   ( divider line
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4810 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2003 at 1:55 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-02 12:00:42 PM  
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2003-03-02 01:58:07 PM  
That was pretty damn quick, dude.
2003-03-02 01:59:02 PM  
Ducks with penises bigger than mine make me sad.
2003-03-02 01:59:50 PM  
a duck with a 8 in. penis? holy crap!
2003-03-02 02:00:02 PM  
Quackocide sounds better.
2003-03-02 02:01:01 PM  
Start here:

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2003-03-02 02:02:55 PM  
In the men's locker room of the bird kingdom, Argentine Lake Ducks snap Ruddy Ducks in the ass with a wet towel.
2003-03-02 02:04:37 PM  
2003-03-02 02:04:44 PM  
Aww man, that sucks duck balls. I was driving to work the other day, and I had to stop in the middle of a road while going through a village, because 4 ducks were crossing the road. Proper single-file style. Their waddling took ages to get from the pond and into this farm, but it was funny watching all the traffic stop for them.
2003-03-02 02:04:45 PM  
maybe the rare white headed duck is trying to preserve its genes from extinction by mating with the ruddy duck.
2003-03-02 02:05:23 PM  
Things were going fine until the government let it slip that this was their "final solution"...
2003-03-02 02:05:55 PM  
That is an Argentine Lake Duck with 42.5cm penis!

2003-03-02 02:06:01 PM  
The ruddy ducks - attractive birds with chestnut plumage, whose males are blessed with an 8in penis

Wow, what a great way to make my ex feel inadequate...
2003-03-02 02:07:08 PM  
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Long Duck Dong?
2003-03-02 02:07:13 PM  
What a coincidence. Ruddy Ducks have 8" penises. My name is Rudy Duck, and I too have an..well, you get the picture.
2003-03-02 02:07:25 PM  
Pluck a Duck
2003-03-02 02:07:39 PM  
It's worth pointing out, of course, that the ruddy duck is an American import to these islands...
2003-03-02 02:08:11 PM  
Yes, my favorite part of duck porn is waiting for the Mallard Shot..okay, I got nothing
2003-03-02 02:08:55 PM  
This will new meaning to "Oh, baby, your hung like a duck!"
2003-03-02 02:09:48 PM  
Two extremely dust covered double-decker buses have been spotted heading towards the threatened duck ponds.
2003-03-02 02:10:19 PM  
2003-03-02 02:10:34 PM  
There's a comment to be made here about "the quack of her ass", but I'm not gonna be the one to do it.
2003-03-02 02:12:41 PM  
2003-03-02 02:12:47 PM  
Boy, I bet that'd hurt going in the QUACK OF THE ASS!
2003-03-02 02:13:47 PM  
Peking duck will never, ever be the same . . .
2003-03-02 02:15:36 PM  
Long Duck Dong ... God that was FUNNY . i'd forgot about him ... hehehehe

/quit yanky my wanky , the donger needs food

2003-03-02 02:16:06 PM  
Elmer Fudd get's his passport stamped...

Daffy commences to WOO WOO!

Don't Smoke Quacks!
2003-03-02 02:16:30 PM  
Animal charities in row over ruddy duck cull

Looks like they've got their ducks in a row.

2003-03-02 02:17:28 PM  
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2003-03-02 02:17:30 PM  
i say * Fark a duck * all the time ...
2003-03-02 02:17:37 PM  
GIS for "duck dick":
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2003-03-02 02:18:46 PM  
your a bad bad man CB .....
2003-03-02 02:19:12 PM  
That's dethpicable!
2003-03-02 02:23:26 PM  
Graphical interpretation of this news item, using flight as a penis metaphor:
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2003-03-02 02:23:31 PM  
Aw hell, here comes a piddle penis PETA pissant...

But wait, what's this? He's ARMED! Look out 8in birdies!
2003-03-02 02:23:34 PM  
Is anybody out there?
2003-03-02 02:24:47 PM  
Is anybody in here?
2003-03-02 02:26:21 PM  
Just nod if you can hear me...
2003-03-02 02:27:32 PM  
...Animal rights activists have accused the society of "disgusting zealotry".

Anyone else find that funny?
2003-03-02 02:27:53 PM  
Is there anyone home?
2003-03-02 02:29:44 PM  
1. Britain can blame itself for persecuting gun owners.

2. If this duck breeds freely with european ducks, then they aren't distinct species. Rather, they are just two races of the same duck. But europeans aren't known for their progressive stance on racial issues. I'm surprised they call it a ruddy duck and not a jew duck or a turk duck.
2003-03-02 02:30:08 PM  
Relax, I need some information, first.
2003-03-02 02:31:22 PM  
"The ruddy ducks - attractive birds with chestnut plumage, whose males are blessed with an 8in penis..."

Dirty Duck surrenders.
2003-03-02 02:31:33 PM  
Nice throw in of the Floyd reference
2003-03-02 02:32:42 PM  
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2003-03-02 02:34:23 PM  
BrotherLove: Didja check out the bottom of that IMDB page?

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2003-03-02 02:34:41 PM  
Penis envy! of course the free mason like(ref) had to stop a story such as this one at the bud as it were. Appologies to the free masons who to do not condone the use/abuse of their mystical interpretations of spoken words.
2003-03-02 02:37:14 PM  
Never be rude to an Arab,
An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew.
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.

Never poke fun at a Ruddy,
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut.
And never poke fun at--


Take that you big penis fark!
2003-03-02 02:40:57 PM  
well, i tseems you're feeling lucky today, well do ya punk?
Go ahead...make make my day
2003-03-02 02:41:17 PM  
Proportionately by weight, I would have to have over a hundred inch penis to be truly hung like a duck. These ducks should be treated like gods.
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