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(This is Somerset)		"I now pronounce you horse and wife." (thisissomerset.co.uk)		66
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DammitIForgotMyLogin		2009-08-09 08:19:46 AM

True love will always find a way, whatever the neigh-sayers might claim

St_Francis_P		2009-08-09 08:33:10 AM

I'm sure some people will bridle at the puns in this thread.

CtrlAltDelete		2009-08-09 08:43:14 AM

A bar?! Why canter parents afford a proper wedding?

skrewtinyzer		2009-08-09 08:54:48 AM

Hopefully their marriage will be stable.

hillbillypharmacist		2009-08-09 09:02:05 AM

God damn liberals won't leave well enough alone!

TiltedKilt		2009-08-09 09:09:50 AM

I hope Daniel Radcliffe doesn't find out about this.

dna_level_c		2009-08-09 09:41:48 AM

Guess he's done sowing his wild oats.

UNC_Samurai		2009-08-09 09:53:20 AM

I'm sure Sarah Jessica found a stable partner.

zorlack7		2009-08-09 10:30:08 AM

Oh what fun you people can be when you are not killing each other in my father's name.

at80eighty		2009-08-09 10:33:54 AM

you may now kiss the bridle

jakomo002		2009-08-09 10:34:46 AM

She'll turn into an old nag soon enough.

drjekel_mrhyde		2009-08-09 10:35:43 AM

Silly ghey people
/or something like that
//Don't know who should I take my fake outrage out on

belowner		2009-08-09 10:35:48 AM

RICK SANTORUM WAS RIGHT! HORSES ARE MARRYING HORSES!

OH THE HORSANITY!

flaEsq		2009-08-09 10:36:16 AM

The groom turned out to be a jackass.

phlegmmo		2009-08-09 10:36:51 AM

On her wedding night the bride felt "...rode hard and put up wet."

Pants full of macaroni!!		2009-08-09 10:37:02 AM

This.... THIS is what the Slippery Slope leads to!!!

jakomo002		2009-08-09 10:38:48 AM

And speaking as a married man, I see no irony in the fact that BRIDAL and BRIDLE are practically the same.

Both have to do with steering a big, unwilling mammal.

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy		2009-08-09 10:38:49 AM

DNRTFA - expected Catherine the Great jokes.

phlegmmo		2009-08-09 10:39:24 AM

In a year or so they'll probably end up saddled with a couple kids.

Iron Chef Scottish		2009-08-09 10:40:02 AM

Horsecock.

Sundaygurl		2009-08-09 10:40:28 AM

/approves

phlegmmo		2009-08-09 10:41:22 AM

CtrlAltDelete:
Why canter parents afford a proper wedding?

They weren't able to pony up the dough.

Lobster_of_Hate		2009-08-09 10:43:53 AM

jlinch		2009-08-09 10:45:55 AM

*whinny*
"Mount me, Wilbur!"
*snort*

Dr. Nick Riviera		2009-08-09 10:49:09 AM

Nice to see that Sarah Jessica Parker is moving on.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-08-09 10:58:29 AM

Marriage Nazis saying marriage is for humans in 3...2...

jso2897		2009-08-09 10:58:33 AM

Lobster_of_Hate: I saw one of those videos where the girl gets farking pounded by a horse. I don't understand why a woman would ever agree to do something like that. It looked horrible and violent. The horse "finished" and it looked like the lady sprung a leak.

/dnrtfa
//coffee plz

Well, it was certainly kind of you to provide us all with such a graphic description.

james_bong		2009-08-09 11:04:13 AM

Sundaygurl: /approves

I came for a Clerks II reference, and I'm leaving satisfied.

St_Francis_P		2009-08-09 11:07:32 AM

jso2897: Lobster_of_Hate: I saw one of those videos where the girl gets farking pounded by a horse. I don't understand why a woman would ever agree to do something like that. It looked horrible and violent. The horse "finished" and it looked like the lady sprung a leak.

/dnrtfa
//coffee plz

Well, it was certainly kind of you to provide us all with such a graphic description.

I'm still left wondering if the horse smoked a cigarette afterwards.

phlegmmo		2009-08-09 11:10:20 AM

St_Francis_P: I'm still left wondering if the horse smoked a cigarette afterwards.

A camel.

UNC_Samurai		2009-08-09 11:10:44 AM

james_bong: Sundaygurl: /approves

I came for a Clerks II reference, and I'm leaving satisfied.

So, like the mare, you came for the donkey and left satisfied?

mark12A		2009-08-09 11:13:35 AM

The Mane benefit of this virtual Stampede to Rein in casual living arrangements is to Spur development of Stable relationships of considerable girth.

/Or so I herd

jondiced		2009-08-09 11:17:11 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Marriage Nazis saying marriage is for humans in 3...2...

Hang on, I'm busy trying to stirrup a protest.

Nick Nostril		2009-08-09 11:18:23 AM

Prince Charles' wife went lesbo?

/DRTFA

heavymetal		2009-08-09 11:19:38 AM

Well it is in the UK where the precident has already been set by their royal family:
www.haskell-dowland.com

GomezAdams		2009-08-09 11:22:36 AM

Came for links to barnyard porn. Leaving disappointed.

Lawn_offit		2009-08-09 11:33:03 AM

Am I the only one that saw this headline and immediately thought this article came out of Mexico announcing that the donkey in Tijuana finally popped the question?

LargeCanine		2009-08-09 11:34:08 AM

These people have too much time on their hands.

farfigneugan		2009-08-09 11:39:49 AM

St_Francis_P		2009-08-09 11:49:18 AM

farfigneugan: Lobster_of_Hate: I saw one of those videos where the girl gets farking pounded by a horse. I don't understand why a woman would ever agree to do something like that. It looked horrible and violent. The horse "finished" and it looked like the lady sprung a leak.

/dnrtfa
//coffee plz

lol wtf dude?

I think he read the headline and galloped ahead to a wrong conclusion.

flaEsq		2009-08-09 12:04:17 PM

Oh, he married a real nightmare

Flissss		2009-08-09 12:04:19 PM

Approves:

bass555		2009-08-09 12:07:07 PM

No, sir...I don't like it

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2009-08-09 12:09:58 PM

"The wedding was filmed by satellite television channel WeddingTV and will be broadcast in the next month."

how cute. a publicity stunt.

cheers to zippy and magic, may you not end up as some kid's salisbury steak and jello lunch.

Slackfumasta		2009-08-09 12:12:43 PM

I saw one of those videos where the girl gets farking pounded by a horse. I don't understand why a woman would ever agree to do something like that. It looked horrible and violent. The horse "finished" and it looked like the lady sprung a leak.

/dnrtfa
//coffee plz

in the mid nineties I worked for a dial up ISP, back before 56k modems were around even. As an ISP we got to have a super fast T1 line to serve all the customers we had, but more importantly to enable the two owners to download all the newsgroup porn they could store. More than once I had to add storage to their computers for this very purpose.

It was here I saw my first barnyard porn. I remember quite clearly eating a greasy calzone for lunch when one of the owners sent me a video clip that I just HAD to see. I opened it up to see a black woman blowing a horse, who blew his load in her mouth, causing her to gag and spit it out.

I was all like "that's great man, thanks for that".

flaEsq		2009-08-09 12:18:55 PM

And don't even ask about the honeymoon, the sugar cubes instead of a bridal suite.

Somacandra		2009-08-09 01:03:23 PM

Came for the Simpsons reference and a monkey knife-fight. Leaving disappointed.

RottNDude		2009-08-09 01:18:46 PM

My congratulations to Ms. Coulter.

semiotix		2009-08-09 01:19:41 PM

I read the headline, I looked at the link text, I looked around me at Somerset County, Pennsylvania, and I thought, yeah, that's about right.

Apparently there's a place in the UK with the same name where barnyard hijinks of such a nature are also par for the course.

semiotix		2009-08-09 01:30:34 PM

Slackfumasta: in the mid nineties I worked for a dial up ISP, back before 56k modems were around even. As an ISP we got to have a super fast T1 line to serve all the customers we had, but more importantly to enable the two owners to download all the newsgroup porn they could store. More than once I had to add storage to their computers for this very purpose.

Dude... you act like that wasn't the driving force behind EVERY computer hardware and internet service upgrade since 1992 at least. If it weren't for porn, I'd be typing this into a dumb VT terminal and waiting a day for it to post with the nightly batch upload.

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