Shocker: Dumbass neighbor was a lawyer

I enjoy spraying tear gas into the air in my back yard.

My neighbor biatches about how it makes her asthmatic four year old daughter fall over and pass out, but fark that shiat, she can't tell me what to do.

Grote-Man: kronicfeld: If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem.

Actually, it's your problem. You can trim any bush that hangs over into your property. Also if a neighbor's tree falls and crushes your house, it's your home owners claim and not theirs.

/Neighbor's tree missed my house by less than 6". Blocked my driveway for a weekend though.

My neighbor's tree crushed my car. Their homeowner's insurance paid for it. Please tell me why this would be different if their tree would have hit my house.

I don't care if you smoke cancer sticks in your own house, car, etc.

Just don't flick your cigarettes out of the car window when you're driving. It makes me want to wish you would die in a slow painful manner.

Sybarite: Every time there's a link to the local I end up browsing the out on the town pics, partly for the hot Swedes and partly for bizarre shiat like this.

As do I. And check out the pic of the "Swedes make the best husbands" article.

Sybarite: Every time there's a link to the local I end up browsing the out on the town pics, partly for the hot Swedes and partly for bizarre shiat like this

Me too. Can't get enough of those beautiful women.

As for the topic at hand, feel free to smoke in your yard if your yard is nextdoor to mine. I can't stand anti-smoking crusaders. And I don't even smoke.

kronicfeld: While I generally oppose a lot of the anti-smoking laws that are imposed on businesses, you don't get to do something "in your own backyard" if it infringes on my use and enjoyment of MY own backyard. If your irrigation system dumps on my backyard, you've got a problem. If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem. Why should smoke be any exception?

Fine. You don't get to hang out breathing fresh air in your backyard if it infringes on my ability to enjoy having a cigarette in mine.

I would spray Liquid Fart on the fence everyday.

If I had this problem with a neighbour, I'd probably just replace the fence with a wall of turbine fans, and turn it on whenever I'm outside.

meow said the dog: Grote-Man: Also if a neighbor's tree falls and crushes your house, it's your home owners claim and not theirs.

LAUGHTER OL you probably believe this!

Ok, welcome to my ignore list. You really need to stop trying to make a meme, it's obnoxious.

Cigarettes, like their noisy cousins airhorns, are a scourge on society as a whole. When I was in my backyard enjoying blowing my airhorn as most people do on warm Sunday mornings, My neighbor kept complaining and complaining until I reminded her that her smoking could also be annoying to other people. She understood and never smoked since and I enjoy my Sunday morning airhorn blowing to this day.

ROBO-Jesus: If I had this problem with a neighbour, I'd probably just replace the fence with a wall of turbine fans, and turn it on whenever I'm outside.

I like your plan. or lots of small barking dog.

meow said the dog: Crudbucket: Fine. You don't get to hang out breathing fresh air in your backyard if it infringes on my ability to enjoy having a cigarette in mine.

LAUGHTER OL this is not the logic that is used by any person with the common sense or by any law body. You cause me to be entertained by the stupidity of you.

The hell. I spent money on those cigarettes, 90% of which was tax revenue. I'm doing my part to help the economy every time I light up.

pubes: Cigarettes, like their noisy cousins airhorns, are a scourge on society as a whole. When I was in my backyard enjoying blowing my airhorn as most people do on warm Sunday mornings, My neighbor kept complaining and complaining until I reminded her that her smoking could also be annoying to other people. She understood and never smoked since and I enjoy my Sunday morning airhorn blowing to this day.

If you were my neighbor you would need to check you breaks every day. LOL

Brakes I know

ROTFL on the floor!

FTFA : The smoke-sensitive neighbour, a lawyer, was so disturbed by the smoking that he wore a breathing mask whenever he was in his garden at the same time the woman was smoking.


I don't care for cigarette smoke much, but I'd rather have a smoker for a neighbor than this drama queen.

kronicfeld: While I generally oppose a lot of the anti-smoking laws that are imposed on businesses, you don't get to do something "in your own backyard" if it infringes on my use and enjoyment of MY own backyard. If your irrigation system dumps on my backyard, you've got a problem. If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem. Why should smoke be any exception?

because smoke is a lot less bothersome. If you want to get into "can I get a whiff of it for one second during the time my neighbor hangs out all day" then you'd better ban all sorts of shiat from grills to flowers.

I don't complain when prissy pissants like you stink up the elevator with their cologbe or perfume. Go fark yourself

meow said the dog: walnuts55: If you were my neighbor you would need to check you breaks every day. LOL

What does this mean? What is broken? LAUGHTER OL I think you mean BRAKES!

I did like the air horn. Kind of thing I would do.

LAUGHTER OL.

/Just in case it may get mixed up with Liposuction out loud, or Lobotomy out loud
//I keed

meow said the dog: Grote-Man: Also if a neighbor's tree falls and crushes your house, it's your home owners claim and not theirs.

LAUGHTER OL you probably believe this!

When I first started noticing MstD, I thought it was cute that some ESL exchange student was using Fark to help polish her colloquial english.

But now ... she doesn't bring insight, or teh funny or even the snark.

Just the Stoopid.

She may be my first ignore.

cowsspinach: I don't care if you smoke cancer sticks in your own house, car, etc.

Just don't flick your cigarettes out of the car window when you're driving. It makes me want to wish you would die in a slow painful manner.

Why?

You want to go after someone, go after the dicks who throw their chewing gum on the ground. Now, they deserve to die slowly and painfully.

I gave up tobacco in '86. I hate the smell of cigarettes. But I could really care less if my neighbors smoke in their back yard.

Good fences make good neighbors.

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Foxie299: cowsspinach: I don't care if you smoke cancer sticks in your own house, car, etc.

Just don't flick your cigarettes out of the car window when you're driving. It makes me want to wish you would die in a slow painful manner.

Why?

You want to go after someone, go after the dicks who throw their chewing gum on the ground. Now, they deserve to die slowly and painfully.

OK I am with you on this one.

doglover: If one of my neighbors EVER complained to me about smoking on my property outside, they would get an earful. If they took legal actions, I'd just get a diesel generator and some box fans hooked up to floodlights and smoke the bastards out as often as possible. Maybe get some trucks to idle outside their home as well.
Then, fire code permitting, I'd burn paper for extra smokey goodness bright and early every morning they were outside.

I enjoyed this post immensely. I wish to subscribe to your internets and you win one free newsletter.

kronicfeld: While I generally oppose a lot of the anti-smoking laws that are imposed on businesses, you don't get to do something "in your own backyard" if it infringes on my use and enjoyment of MY own backyard. If your irrigation system dumps on my backyard, you've got a problem. If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem. Why should smoke be any exception?

Because I'm a fiend for nicotine and if I can't enjoy a motherfarking cigarette in my own goddamn backyard then the next thing to come wafting over the fence will be bullets.

I know a woman who moved into a house with poor ventilation,etc. Shortly after moving in she experienced a variety of allergies. Her doctor told her it was because her father smoked when she was a child. She is in her 60's.
This smoking witch hunt is such bullshiat.

Mugato: I believe that most smokers are assholes and I like the fact that bars don't allow smoking here but this is a bit much. It's the outdoors. How bad could it possibly be that you have to get so bent out of shape?

Interesting comment. When I lived in Canada I felt the same way, as in that all smokers were dirtbags. But now I live in the UK where practically everyone smokes. I find it difficult to label 98% of people around me as dirtbags. I've lightened up about the whole thing as a result.

/Oh and meow, go away. We've long since gotten over you.

kroonermanblack: meow said the dog: Grote-Man: Also if a neighbor's tree falls and crushes your house, it's your home owners claim and not theirs.

LAUGHTER OL you probably believe this!

Ok, welcome to my ignore list. You really need to stop trying to make a meme, it's obnoxious.

LAUGHTER OL!

Mugato: I believe that most smokers are assholes and I like the fact that bars don't allow smoking here but this is a bit much. It's the outdoors. How bad could it possibly be that you have to get so bent out of shape?

I believe that anyone who makes generalizations about smokers is an asshole and if you don't like the fact that we can still smoke in a few places, go fark yourself - just stay away.

I find it rather odd that the "smoke makes me ill" folks don't get sick at BBQ's, pot and crack parties, driving their gas guzzling cars, living in big polluted cities, living in formaldehyde insulated mansions, using latex condoms and nonoxynol-9, drinking milk with antibiotics and hormones in it, drinking flavored corn syrup from plastic bottles, digging in their asses and sniffing their fingers, cheap perfume made from whale shiat,(they claim it's puke, but it smells like shiat to me),snorting coke laced with ashes of coleman lantern mantles, etc.

I wish the pinko commie christian zealots (aka downlow prison punks) that whine about how a law needs to be made to control people they hate,would just hurry up and die of AIDS or HEP C, or a BULLET.
Bring back America, Bring back freedom.

Nakito: ROTFL on the floor!

I chuckled.

What you all don't know is that now MstD is just Bob Zmuda in disguise.

/obscure? Nah...

kronicfeld: While I generally oppose a lot of the anti-smoking laws that are imposed on businesses, you don't get to do something "in your own backyard" if it infringes on my use and enjoyment of MY own backyard. If your irrigation system dumps on my backyard, you've got a problem. If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem. Why should smoke be any exception?

Would you get rid of your barbecue if the scent of burning holy cow offended a Hindu family next door?

kronicfeld: While I generally oppose a lot of the anti-smoking laws that are imposed on businesses, you don't get to do something "in your own backyard" if it infringes on my use and enjoyment of MY own backyard. If your irrigation system dumps on my backyard, you've got a problem. If your tree grows and hangs over my yard and drops shiat all over it, you've got a problem. Why should smoke be any exception?

Using your same logic. Your BBQ smoke, pet sh*t odors, dryer vent, perfume/cologne, and cooking smells make their way into my back yard when the wind is right. It infringes on my and enjoyment of My backyard. We have a problem.

I also don't like your music at a volume where I can hear it outside in my back yard. Your ring tone, which I can hear from my backyard, is too loud. How should any of this be an exception?

/Not trying to argue.
//just saying