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(WAAY TV)   Old and busted: banging the teacher. New ballsiness: banging the principal's wife. With "mmmeeehhh... maybe" mugshot   (waaytv.com) divider line 114
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2009-08-07 04:53:29 AM  
"Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.
 
2009-08-07 05:06:36 AM  
MaxxLarge: "Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.

FTFY
 
2009-08-07 05:07:01 AM  
MaxxLarge: "Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.

Depends what the rest of her looks like.

/Had standards at 16
 
2009-08-07 05:07:13 AM  
FTFA: Nichols is free tonight

I've taken the liberty of finding a map in case any of you Farkers want to try your luck.

img219.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-07 05:07:29 AM  
After a six-pack, I'm on the job.
 
2009-08-07 05:08:32 AM  
I had more standards at 16 than I do now.
 
2009-08-07 05:08:55 AM  
Hell, I'd have hit it sober. Talk about getting back at your ex! Sleeping with a student where he's principal! DAMN SHE'S GOOD! LMAO

image.examiner.com

And $500 bond? If it had been a man it'd have been $5000 at least!
 
2009-08-07 05:09:08 AM  
Nothing like seeing your almost-ex in the news for shiat like this. I bet he gets the house.
 
2009-08-07 05:09:40 AM  
"mmmeeehhh... maybe"??? More like "with the fist of an angry God..."

/in a drought...
 
2009-08-07 05:10:19 AM  
Fonaibung: MaxxLarge: "Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.

Depends what the rest of her looks like.

/Had standards at 16


I had a woodie you couldn't brek with a hammer at 16!
 
2009-08-07 05:15:47 AM  
Besides, 16 is legal in Illinois isn't it?
 
2009-08-07 05:16:58 AM  
That's a woman? Looks like a pledge right before they alcohol poison him, not to mention the knees, you could cut glass with em.
 
2009-08-07 05:18:41 AM  
Bigdogdaddy: Besides, 16 is legal in Illinois isn't it?

It may be legal to screw a 16 year old (not something I have researched), but I believe that giving one ETOH and drugs is verboten.
 
2009-08-07 05:19:36 AM  
"Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.

Ha, speak for yourself.


/only banged the perfect 10's
 
2009-08-07 05:19:54 AM  
"And $500 bond? If it had been a man it'd have been $5000 at least!"

you kidding? if it was a man there wouldn't even be bail. straight to prison for him.

"accused with giving alcohol and drugs" "accused of having a sexual relationship with the victim."

god even being accused of any of that everyone would be crying for the man's blood or the guy would just try and commit suicide to avoid the charges. or if he fails in that he gets branded with having a felony/reputation loss to deal with for the rest of his life even conviction is overturned.
 
2009-08-07 05:22:19 AM  
www.aolcdn.com

Just bone my wife, I dare you...

That's it mister- 10 years of detention
Wanna try for 20?
/yeah
//YOU GOT IT PAL!!
///mess with the bull, get the horns, mister
////RIP JH
 
2009-08-07 05:23:45 AM  
When I was 16, all it took was seeing a couple of cantaloupes. When I couldn't get porn (this was before the Web, and yes, I wore an onion on my belt), I'd sneak peeks at the woman in my dad's "Human Biology" book. Would I have banged the principals wife? You're damn right I would have, as many times as she would have let me, especially if she looked like Rebecca Nichols (the woman from the story). Hell, I'd do her now, if I weren't married. She looks pretty good, and it's a mugshot. She probably cleans up pretty well.

And for all you guys who are going to post "ewww, do not want, not even drunk, sharp knees," etc., admit it: some time within the last 24 hours you have ejaculated into a sock or on some kleenex, and haven't had sex with a real woman in months, possibly years.
 
2009-08-07 05:31:59 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-07 05:32:28 AM  
Nichols and her husband, East Lawrence High principal Ricky Nichols, are in the process of divorcing.

I don't the dude boning his wife was the cause of the divorce. Methinks that the youngin ain't the only hittin' that.
 
2009-08-07 05:34:32 AM  
Not impressed:

blogs.e-rockford.com
 
2009-08-07 05:37:28 AM  
she wanted to see his cucumber

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-07 05:44:00 AM  
only a 500 dollar bond?
 
2009-08-07 05:45:32 AM  
"Nichols is free tonight on $500 bond."

I had to do a double take on this sentence. First time around it looked like a Craigslist ad.
 
2009-08-07 05:48:24 AM  
The lighting is pretty bad in that picture. I'll bet she cleans up just fine.
 
2009-08-07 05:50:23 AM  
FTA: She's also accused of having a sexual relationship with the victim.

I never understood why they call the student "victims." I think "hero" is more appropriate.

/would've definitely hit it at 16
//would probably hit it now at 27
 
2009-08-07 05:51:21 AM  
oh wow...is it just me or is the picture now larger than it was before? Cause now you can see her HUGE...tracts of land...
 
2009-08-07 05:53:15 AM  
i131.photobucket.com

Look! A football!
 
2009-08-07 05:54:05 AM  
I thought that was a picture of the principal.
 
2009-08-07 06:01:36 AM  
log_jammin: oh wow...is it just me or is the picture now larger than it was before? Cause now you can see her HUGE...tracts of land...

Yeah, those are substantial.
 
2009-08-07 06:02:37 AM  
log_jammin: oh wow...is it just me or is the picture now larger than it was before? Cause now you can see her HUGE...tracts of land...

You'd be right mate! BOOBAGE!!!! ANY 16 year old would have hit those! Yeah...uh huh!
 
2009-08-07 06:05:28 AM  
log_jammin: Look! A football!

One of the football's looks bigger than the other.
 
2009-08-07 06:05:55 AM  
It is almost as if the mugshot camera person asked her to stick her chest out in pride to capture the moment.
 
2009-08-07 06:06:15 AM  
Bigdogdaddy: ANY 16 year old would have hit those!

I'm 34 and I sure wouldn't turn down a motorboating session with her.
 
2009-08-07 06:15:02 AM  
After seeing the enlarged photo, I still say yes. She looks a little heavier, but I prefer that to these skinny models my wife is always watching on that stupid show that's on on Saturdays. "America's Next Top Model," where Tyra Banks puts the skinny chicks through boot camp, yells at them, then tells them how much they suck at being models, then tells them what a high calling it is to be a fashion model, and so on.

Yeah, I'd motorboat the principal's wife, then I'd bone her until I was raw.
 
2009-08-07 06:15:46 AM  
Maybe I'm imagining it but in the large pic I swear there's nipplage. And yes, I would most definitely hit it and get pics and vids for laters.
 
2009-08-07 06:19:38 AM  
Phlem Pickens: One of the football's looks bigger than the other.

That happens with the large variety. but that's a-ok by me.
 
2009-08-07 06:37:54 AM  
Came for the Animal House references.
 
2009-08-07 06:42:06 AM  
Toga.. Toga... Toga.... TOGA.....

/happy to oblige...
 
2009-08-07 06:45:01 AM  
I'd pay five bucks to ride Tittyland Adventure Park's new coaster....
 
2009-08-07 06:48:24 AM  
Omnis_evil_twin: "Nichols is free tonight on $500 bond."

I had to do a double take on this sentence. First time around it looked like a Craigslist ad.


This
 
2009-08-07 07:13:47 AM  
She didn't do any harm. I think an appropriate punishment would be "Double Secret Probation".
 
2009-08-07 07:19:59 AM  
I bet she was pretty hot 40 lbs ago.
 
2009-08-07 07:52:43 AM  
That's a negative, ghost rider.

The pattern is full.
 
2009-08-07 07:54:01 AM  
Props to sixteen year old for stepping and admitting he initiated the sex (whether he did or not). He probably went home afterwards and yelled at his for messing up his good thing.
 
2009-08-07 07:54:38 AM  
Article with more info: Link

They knew each other from church, which she got thrown out of when she was found out. She also gave him weed and beer and they had sex in her house while her kids were asleep.
 
2009-08-07 07:56:39 AM  
NHmike: She didn't do any harm. I think an appropriate punishment would be "Double Secret Probation Penetration".

FTFY
 
2009-08-07 07:58:42 AM  
Definitely.
Kersmash.
 
2009-08-07 07:59:24 AM  
Que tetas!
 
2009-08-07 08:04:20 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

approve
 
2009-08-07 08:07:15 AM  
krusader3z: "Mmmeeehhh... maybe" swiftly becomes "hellz to the yeah" when you're 16 and drunk.

Ha, speak for yourself.


/only banged the perfect 10's


Base 16?
 
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