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(ESPN)   Ortiz looking for info on positive PED test, will let OJ know if he stumbles across the real killer   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 428
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2009-08-06 07:02:45 PM
Game Thread?

Sweet.

Yeah, nice "1918" shirts, guys. I guess I'll have to pull out my "1950" shirt?
 
2009-08-06 07:06:58 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: Oh, the 1918 shirts are all ready in full effect. Clever, guys. Clever.

Tee hee.
 
2009-08-06 07:08:25 PM
Did the NESN crew just cut to a guy holding up the flag in a "BAHSTON SAWKS CACK" t-shirt? Really?
 
2009-08-06 07:08:50 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: Oh, the 1918 shirts are all ready in full effect. Clever, guys. Clever.

I was hoping for more out of the Yankee Universe. But, this is their night to snark. And I think some Yankees fans realize the 1918 shirt is a joke on themselves. Either way, we deserve the crotch punch, make the hits stick.
 
2009-08-06 07:10:31 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: Did the NESN crew just cut to a guy holding up the flag in a "BAHSTON SAWKS CACK" t-shirt? Really?

I'm wearing my Matsuzaka shirt to Futures at Fenway on Saturday as a joke
 
2009-08-06 07:11:58 PM
So this guy has $1500 to get that seat yet can't buy a sense of style. Neon Green on hard camera? Yikes.
 
2009-08-06 07:12:24 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: Did the NESN crew just cut to a guy holding up the flag in a "BAHSTON SAWKS CACK" t-shirt? Really?

Farking awful. Let's focus on the giant JOBA THE HEAT banner in the upper deck.
 
2009-08-06 07:12:58 PM
GimpyNip: I'm wearing my Matsuzaka shirt to Futures at Fenway on Saturday as a joke

Golf clap.
 
2009-08-06 07:19:35 PM
There are only two Yankee regs on here who have a sense of humor and like to roll the jokes. Robsul and the sneaky funny photoshopin' Wise_Guy. It's up to you two to make the anti-sox jokes. YTG and Yanks_RJ are basically the same person they just happen to be fans of different teams.
 
2009-08-06 07:19:59 PM
From how heated that conversation was, Big Papi must've been questioning that umpire for clues in his ongoing investigation.
 
2009-08-06 07:23:06 PM
robsul82: From how heated that conversation was, Big Papi must've been questioning that umpire for clues in his ongoing investigation.

If I were Papi I would have said, "Hey mang, me sorry. My bad. Now, I'll be the cat's pajamas."
 
2009-08-06 07:24:35 PM
Damon, resurgence of power...hmmm
 
2009-08-06 07:25:36 PM
I like the guy with the New York shirt but a Sox hat.
 
2009-08-06 07:25:59 PM
We need some good starts, Smoltzy, or it's long-relief for you

/can't wait for Wakefield to come back
 
2009-08-06 07:27:14 PM
Watching Smoltz pitch is like watching last weekend's X-Games. Yeah, he can do some stuff, but you know he's gonna crash.
 
2009-08-06 07:27:36 PM
That was in your batter's box, Damon, come on. Need baserunners for Teixeira and A-Rod.
 
2009-08-06 07:27:55 PM
HulkHands: We need some good starts, Smoltzy, or it's long-relief for you

DON'T TRADE BUCHHOLZ IN THE DIVISION!!!
 
2009-08-06 07:28:39 PM
I still find it hard to believe that Kevin Youkilis is like 28 years old.
 
2009-08-06 07:28:55 PM
I'm stuck at work listening....I don't get to see Youk in the outfield until later. BTW Gameday Audio from MLB.com is great because you get the option of the feeds. Red Sox radio crew is 1000 times better than Sterling and Waldman
 
2009-08-06 07:32:28 PM
E5K1M0: Red Sox radio crew is 1000 times better than Sterling and Waldman

I'd never heard Sterling/Waldman before. I heard the soundbites but never actually listened to them. I got the MLB iPhone app for $10 and listened to some Yankee games. Holy, Christ, they're terrible. How does a world class team like the NYY get stuck wit that crew? Thankfully MLB lets you pick your feed. I think I jumped to the Cleveland crew and they were surprisingly good.
 
2009-08-06 07:33:22 PM
GimpyNip: HulkHands: We need some good starts, Smoltzy, or it's long-relief for you

DON'T TRADE BUCHHOLZ IN THE DIVISION!!!


Hey, we still "acquire" two pitchers soon in Wakefield and Dice-K - not to mention various AAA prospect SPs.

Sox can get Halladay next year with less pieces.
 
2009-08-06 07:33:25 PM
E5K1M0: Red Sox radio crew is 1000 times better than Sterling and Waldman

This is like saying that a bj from a 10 is better than having rusty nails driven into your cock.

/waldman is just atrocious.
 
2009-08-06 07:34:27 PM
GimpyNip: E5K1M0: Red Sox radio crew is 1000 times better than Sterling and Waldman

I'd never heard Sterling/Waldman before. I heard the soundbites but never actually listened to them. I got the MLB iPhone app for $10 and listened to some Yankee games. Holy, Christ, they're terrible. How does a world class team like the NYY get stuck wit that crew? Thankfully MLB lets you pick your feed. I think I jumped to the Cleveland crew and they were surprisingly good.


What was the fake commercial that interspersed Waldman's "ROGER'S IN THE BOX!" comments?
 
2009-08-06 07:35:14 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: I still find it hard to believe that Kevin Youkilis is like 28 years old.

Remember the day we all find out Youk was Jewish? For a season and a half they kept calling him the Greek God of Walk and then one day Remy spent the entire game talking about Youk's Jewish heritage. It was so weird. Then a week later Dennis Leary went in the both and went on Mel Gibson rant. Haha.
 
2009-08-06 07:35:37 PM
WTF was that, Yankee outfielders? Lolligagging?
 
2009-08-06 07:37:57 PM
GimpyNip: Remember the day we all find out Youk was Jewish? For a season and a half they kept calling him the Greek God of Walk and then one day Remy spent the entire game talking about Youk's Jewish heritage. It was so weird. Then a week later Dennis Leary went in the both and went on Mel Gibson rant. Haha.

Interesting story time! His great-great-great-grandfather changed his name from Weiner to Youkilis to avoid being conscripted! I think he should have changed the name anyway, but...

Billy Beane coined the "Greek God of Walks" term in Moneyball, and that was when he was in low-A.

Then there's "I've seen Youkilis in the shower, and I wouldn't call him the Greek god of anything." - Francona
 
2009-08-06 07:38:22 PM
Ah, fark, this is not going well.
 
2009-08-06 07:38:44 PM
robsul82: What was the fake commercial that interspersed Waldman's "ROGER'S IN THE BOX!" comments?

Rogah Cremen!!!! (new window)

/what makes it worse is she has a comingled accent, in the same sentence it'll go from Boston, to Island, and then back
 
2009-08-06 07:40:48 PM
that was the perfect time to bunt the runners over
 
2009-08-06 07:41:21 PM
robsul82: Ah, fark, this is not going well.

You've got time, man. We're on the Smoltzercoaster here. Great ride for a while, but it's bound to break down at some point. Usually the fourth inning.
 
2009-08-06 07:41:36 PM
HulkHands: Weiner to Youkilis

See, this is why I think our Yankee friends are slipping. How do they not run with Kevin Weiner?

/thanks for sharing...BTW, that's the new facebook thing, "thanks for sharing" I don't know why but I've noticed everyone saying it. Can we at least go with TFS?
 
2009-08-06 07:42:37 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: We're on the Smoltzercoaster here.

Yeah, they're advertising Final Destination 3D on NESN.
 
2009-08-06 07:44:41 PM
Strike 3, sit down, JOBA MEAN FACE!
 
2009-08-06 07:45:09 PM
Way to settle down and get thru the inning Joba.
 
2009-08-06 07:45:55 PM
robsul82: Strike 3, sit down, JOBA MEAN FACE!

Every time I get all fired up about Joba's "look, guys, I totally did my job and am a badass" face, I remember my Irish jigging loser and I stop myself.
 
2009-08-06 07:45:58 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: robsul82: Ah, fark, this is not going well.

You've got time, man. We're on the Smoltzercoaster here. Great ride for a while, but it's bound to break down at some point. Usually the fourth inning.


I was gonna comment on this...

GimpyNip: AtticusFinchEsq: We're on the Smoltzercoaster here.

Yeah, they're advertising Final Destination 3D on NESN.


And that was better than anything I was gonna say.
 
2009-08-06 07:46:22 PM
Speaking of which, I'm not a huge fan of the 3D medium (I was traumatized during Jaws 3D when I was 4) anyway, My Bloody Valentine was pretty good for 3D horror. I think Final Destination has potential to be entertaining.
 
2009-08-06 07:47:02 PM
GimpyNip: Speaking of which, I'm not a huge fan of the 3D medium (I was traumatized during Jaws 3D when I was 4) anyway, My Bloody Valentine was pretty good for 3D horror. I think Final Destination has potential to be entertaining.

I'm worried about that pool sucking scene, though
 
2009-08-06 07:47:42 PM
HulkHands: I'm worried about that pool sucking scene, though

That scene makes me scared to even fart.
 
2009-08-06 07:49:38 PM
The "hip-hip Jorge" chant is falling flat
 
2009-08-06 07:50:05 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: I remember my Irish jigging loser

I don't care what you do if you have swagger and you win. Paps used to have the right to his swagger. Now he just looks kind of stupid with his pucker face while failing to close out games. Paps, maybe the face thing is what you do but he used to have two pitches. He has one now and everyone knows it. It isn't 07 anymore.
 
2009-08-06 07:50:55 PM
AtticusFinchEsq: robsul82: Strike 3, sit down, JOBA MEAN FACE!

Every time I get all fired up about Joba's "look, guys, I totally did my job and am a badass" face, I remember my Irish jigging loser and I stop myself.


Yeah. At least Joba's fist pump isn't a massive ethnic slur against the Irish-American community.

/relax
 
2009-08-06 07:52:01 PM
Is it too early to complain about the retarded strike zone
 
2009-08-06 07:53:08 PM
HulkHands: The "hip-hip Jorge" chant is falling flat

According to Yankee fans, any chant you can even hear on TV is incredibly loud. I don't know, I've never been to NuYankee. But, I'd imagine the cheap seats were louder. Hell, at Fenway, if a chant sounds defeaning on TV, just imagine how loud it is in the bleachers. NuYankee killed their close crowd with the prices. But, I bet the cheap seats are rocking. Yankee fans are into their shiat.
 
2009-08-06 07:54:32 PM
GimpyNip: Speaking of which, I'm not a huge fan of the 3D medium (I was traumatized during Jaws 3D when I was 4) anyway, My Bloody Valentine was pretty good for 3D horror. I think Final Destination has potential to be entertaining.

Final Destination in 3D has the potential to be AWESOME, lol, especially with Real3D being actually good for the format.

Just let Smoltz turn the bases into a carousel, guys, he wants to walk everybody. Let him do it.
 
2009-08-06 07:54:37 PM
robsul82: Yeah. At least Joba's fist pump isn't a massive ethnic slur against the Irish-American community.

Haha, I know you can't be serious.
 
2009-08-06 07:55:34 PM
What the hell was Posada doing?
 
2009-08-06 07:55:47 PM
How you like them apples?

Hip hip, Jorge!
 
2009-08-06 07:56:30 PM
Where's the slide? Where's running him the fark OVER, Jorge? Try not being a giant biatch next time.
 
2009-08-06 07:56:54 PM
GimpyNip: I don't care what you do if you have swagger and you win. Paps used to have the right to his swagger. Now he just looks kind of stupid with his pucker face while failing to close out games. Paps, maybe the face thing is what you do but he used to have two pitches. He has one now and everyone knows it. It isn't 07 anymore.

You've got that right. And, for the record, I meant to hit that 'c' so it was "closer" and not "loser." That was not a good typo.
 
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