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(The Earth Times)   Barbie to get Bavarian makeover for Oktoberfest, complete with traditional cleavage-boosting dress, dishevelled hair and no recollection of what she did the night before   (earthtimes.org) divider line 176
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2009-08-06 01:30:12 AM
alkhemy: The_Sponge: Threads like this make me sad that I visited Oktoberfest when I was too young to enjoy it.

I was in Munich last year for work, and got to pay a visit. A very enjoyable work trip... of course, I can't remember what I did in the office there...


You took a beer or two, maybe?.
 
2009-08-06 01:32:28 AM
Kludge: The Germans have been in Mexico long before WWII.... Where do you think the Mexicans learned to make beer and play accordions?


I know...and the founder of Dos Equis (a German) founded the brewery in Mexico, IIRC.

/Just having fun with the the whole "Nazis in Central/South America" thing.
 
2009-08-06 01:37:58 AM
Thosw: Fano: Zose bells, zey haven't rung in years!

What you did there - I see it.

/God, I miss Jack.


Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament.
 
2009-08-06 01:39:25 AM
To everyone in this thread:

Be sure to check out the Three Sheets Munich episode.

Link (LGT Hulu.com)
 
2009-08-06 01:39:51 AM
www.joblo.com

blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

www.margaretmjohnson.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

blogs.reuters.com
 
2009-08-06 01:42:50 AM
i92.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-06 01:43:51 AM
i259.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-06 01:46:38 AM
MOAR
http://tinyurl.com/nh46rw
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-08-06 01:47:41 AM
I've got the tit-ups and ganggg and ggain rid of them.
 
2009-08-06 01:50:01 AM
OK... thread is fun, but needs some diversity:

farm2.static.flickr.com

c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2009-08-06 01:56:20 AM
Witchydiva: OK... thread is fun, but needs some diversity:

I like the cut of your jib, Miss Diva.
 
2009-08-06 02:01:35 AM
ffish: Witchydiva: OK... thread is fun, but needs some diversity:

I like the cut of your jib, Miss Diva.


Why thank you, sir.
 
2009-08-06 02:01:51 AM
From when my sister and I went out one night. This would be more appropriate had she worn her usual fare of a low cut top.

/We're both Frauleins btw
//We both also own dirndls of our own
 
2009-08-06 02:02:34 AM
Would help if I linked the photo.

photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2009-08-06 02:05:28 AM
Witchydiva: OK... thread is fun, but needs some diversity:

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/mtfdyt
(copy and paste)
 
2009-08-06 02:05:43 AM
Diversity eh?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-06 02:08:41 AM
Hillbilly Jim: Diversity eh?

why no smiley face?
 
2009-08-06 02:13:34 AM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/mtfdyt

*puzzled dog look* (possible NSFW, depending how prude your office is)

www.dailyhaha.com
 
2009-08-06 02:22:16 AM
Smiley face?

bacontoday.com
 
2009-08-06 02:24:45 AM
photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net

barbie Auschwitz.
 
2009-08-06 02:30:59 AM
the thread was won in post 4 (what I came to see)

but the double overtime has been epic and massive.
 
2009-08-06 02:47:37 AM
davidt: the thread was won in post 4 (what I came to see)

but the double overtime has been epic and massive.


cracklecdn.zoovy.lg1.simplecdn.net

Awesome apron:
boystalk.de

NSFW dirndl paint
 
2009-08-06 02:49:52 AM
And just for the heck of it:
 
2009-08-06 02:52:05 AM
dammit (pic too big for last post)

SFW, barely
 
2009-08-06 03:04:38 AM
hobbiteer: Is it me or does blondie in this

look a lot like



It's not just you.

/Thought about that before.
 
2009-08-06 03:18:23 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: When I did Oktoberfest in Munich years ago, all the beer tenders in the beer halls were 250lb plus women who carried at least twelve 2 liter mugs full of beer and had U-Boat tattoos.
Pro tip: do not question these women (beasts).
/at the main beer hall (Hitler speech hall), my good friend accidentally backed his chair into one of them and really paid for it.


I know where I'm going for vacation.
 
2009-08-06 03:38:06 AM
God I love German women. Love em so much I married one and moved to Dresden. The girls over here are so fit it just kills me. I love nothing more than taking a walk down by the Elbe and watching the chicks sun themslves or ride by on their bikes. Think I'll take the dog for a walk now.
 
2009-08-06 03:42:54 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Anyone post this girl yet?

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-08-06 04:17:25 AM
As a dual-citizenship dweller of the USA and Austria, I think I've fapped more than what is appropiate even for this website.

/Wipes the sweat from his brow.
//Hooo-HAH!
 
2009-08-06 04:31:34 AM
tortilla burger: need moar oktoberfest girls

1.bp.blogspot.com

What does it say about me that the second thing I saw in that pic was the Hacker-Pschorr logo?

/Hefe Wiesse bitte
 
2009-08-06 04:41:36 AM
gorgor: Witchydiva: OK... thread is fun, but needs some diversity:

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/mtfdyt
(copy and paste)


I love it when you come around, Gorgor. Why didn't I favorite you sooner?
 
2009-08-06 05:41:51 AM
I first read that as a Barbarian makeover.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-08-06 06:27:41 AM
Just seen Ken's new Oktoberfest outfit...
 
2009-08-06 06:29:06 AM
playhappy.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-08-06 06:31:13 AM
Mmmmm.... käsespätzle.


Er, I mean boobies. Yeah.
 
2009-08-06 06:32:10 AM
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer
 
2009-08-06 06:43:15 AM
God bless cleavage.
 
2009-08-06 06:47:18 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Bavarian overlords.
 
2009-08-06 07:35:44 AM
We went to Oktoberfest in Munich in...1997, I think. I don't drink, so I only got one beer. I ended up pouring some of it into my husbands glass. I got some dirty looks. I guess I wasn't supposed to do that.

/Also, some kid was throwing up on the train on the way back to Augsburg. The good people on the train put him off at one stop. Just left him sitting on the platform at some out of place little town.
 
2009-08-06 08:01:47 AM
Witchydiva: More dirndls:
(hot again)


Thanks for the Claudia Schiffer. I had my first sexual experience with her.

She wasn't there, of course.
 
2009-08-06 08:59:04 AM
markie_farkie: I am compelled to post this:

god bless you sir--I love the cute blonde in front
 
2009-08-06 09:10:59 AM
Come on Barbie, let's go party! :)
 
2009-08-06 09:16:42 AM
Witchydiva: More dirndls:


(hot again)


I'm sorry, I guess I'm just now noticing this, but Dita von Teese is just ugly. She has a wide, flat man-face, a freakish nose and dull, lifeless eyes. I guess it just goes to show, you expose your hoo hoo and your titties, nobody looks at your face.

/No, not gay.
//not easily fooled, either.
 
2009-08-06 09:24:55 AM
This thread reminds me that I really need to buy a drindl. ( Old one doesn't fit anymore. Should I mention the boobs got too big for the top?)
 
2009-08-06 09:45:13 AM
dontclickthis.whatingods.name
 
2009-08-06 10:07:42 AM
Shirley Ujest: This thread reminds me that I really need to buy a drindl. ( Old one doesn't fit anymore. Should I mention the boobs got too big for the top?)


How you doin'?
 
2009-08-06 10:09:41 AM
snake_beater: eggrolls

Yup. And they actually got complaints about the fishnets & leather.
 
2009-08-06 10:24:59 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-06 10:28:52 AM
I came for the cleavage.
 
2009-08-06 10:32:05 AM
sofarsogoodsowhat: I came for the cleavage.

I bet you did.
 
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