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2009-08-05 09:42:16 AM  
We are very well armed already TYVM.
 
2009-08-05 09:47:27 AM  
I think you mean it's protecting us from the rest of you. Hell, just put a giant fence around New York, that should cut down on Floridian shenanigans tenfold.
 
2009-08-05 10:09:56 AM  
wyltoknow: I think you mean it's protecting us from the rest of you. Hell, just put a giant fence around New York, that should cut down on Floridian shenanigans tenfold.

You could make it a maximum security prison, and people would still escape.
 
2009-08-05 10:36:45 AM  
i78.photobucket.com

Snarfangel: You could make it a maximum security prison, and people would still escape.

Agrees:
i229.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 10:55:26 AM  
This guy is on the job:

www.costaricapages.com
 
2009-08-05 11:09:18 AM  
Sherman didn't go far enough.
 
2009-08-05 11:39:30 AM  
wyltoknow: I think you mean it's protecting us from the rest of you.

You just keep believing that.
 
2009-08-05 11:42:02 AM  
Next thing you know, Shermanovich will be attacking Chickamaguasgrad on his
way to burn Atlantasevorsk.....

/Nope, that joke still doesn't work
/farker hubcity will get the reference
 
2009-08-05 11:57:12 AM  
HOTW, certainly.
 
2009-08-05 12:17:42 PM  
Mentat: You just keep believing that.

There are very few of us native Floridians anymore, it's all NY and Ohio transplants creating all the news ;)
 
2009-08-05 12:20:08 PM  
I for one welcome our Floridian overlords.
 
2009-08-05 12:20:31 PM  
RedMosquito: Mentat: You just keep believing that.

There are very few of us native Floridians anymore, it's all NY and Ohio transplants creating all the news ;)


I have family in Florida so I visit a lot, and I have never met anyone that was actually from Florida. Oddly enough most were from NY and OH. Weird.
 
2009-08-05 12:21:14 PM  
Read that as "Russia accuses US of reaming Georgia."
 
2009-08-05 12:21:28 PM  
smokinokie: I for one welcome our Floridian overlords.

I for one welcome their mobility scooters.
 
2009-08-05 12:21:40 PM  
What standing does Russia have to demand that Georgia, an independent and sovereign nation, not be armed?

Especially after Russia launched an unwarranted assault on Georgia only a year ago.
 
2009-08-05 12:21:43 PM  
Hate stating the obvious, but this sounds like another flimsy excuse to "protect Russian citizens against Georgian aggression" or some such and invade Georgia again.
 
2009-08-05 12:23:10 PM  
i512.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 12:23:54 PM  
The satellite nations shall rise again!
 
2009-08-05 12:24:13 PM  
i187.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 12:25:12 PM  
Actually, would not be the first time. The British created Georgia specifically to buffer the rest of the English colonies from Florida, which was controlled by the Spanish.
 
2009-08-05 12:27:03 PM  
Jeopardy bound headline. golf-farking-clap to subby.
 
2009-08-05 12:29:15 PM  
I guess this would account for all the tanks I saw on I-285 this morning, and I just thought they were part of the click-it-or-ticket campaign.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Georgia and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that the over running of Georgia, while tragic, would cost lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
 
2009-08-05 12:34:03 PM  
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie?
i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on
 
2009-08-05 12:34:34 PM  
JohnCarter: I guess this would account for all the tanks I saw on I-285 this morning, and I just thought they were part of the click-it-or-ticket campaign.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Georgia and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that the over running of Georgia, while tragic, would cost lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!


tbn2.google.com

Sit. Down.
 
2009-08-05 12:37:56 PM  
once again, it is funny because the whole georgia reference is not to the actual state of georgia, but to a foreign country similarly named.

apparently, it, like george burns, never gets old.
 
2009-08-05 12:41:22 PM  
wyltoknow: Hell, just put a giant fence around New York, that should cut down on Floridian shenanigans tenfold.

They're savages.
 
2009-08-05 12:41:38 PM  
GypsyJoker: Read that as "Russia accuses US of reaming Georgia."

"Russia accuses US of renaming Georgia."

/they'll never find it now!
 
2009-08-05 12:43:11 PM  
RedMosquito: Mentat: You just keep believing that.

There are very few of us native Floridians anymore, it's all NY and Ohio transplants creating all the news ;)


That's a'cause we didn't want 'em here, so we told 'em that gator tastes good.
 
2009-08-05 12:44:38 PM  
GypsyJoker: Read that as "Russia accuses US of reaming Georgia."

get out of my head!
 
2009-08-05 12:49:50 PM  
man, you can't ridicule the Congressional military industrial complex and the Pentagon for not finding new markets for their "goods".

that's as American as Apple pie and Chevy!
 
GBB
2009-08-05 12:56:49 PM  
headline: Russia accuses US of rearming Georgia.

I'll take "Rear Ming" for $1250, Alex.
www.iwatchstuff.com
 
2009-08-05 01:00:06 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2009-08-05 01:04:50 PM  
See, first subs off our shores now tanks in Georgia. Damn Ruskies!
 
2009-08-05 01:05:28 PM  
To those wondering, part of Georgia (South Ossetian) wants to secede and join Russia.

South Ossentian: "We want to be with our former love, North Ossentian, in Russia."
Russia: "Sure, whatever, have a Russian passport."
Georgia: "You can't just leave us. We're in a relationship!"
South Ossentian: "No, you're f*cking crazy. Peace, I'm out."
Russia: "We're moving some military into South Ossentian per their request."
USA: "Wait, what's going on?"
Georgia: "I won't let you leave! This is because of that slut Russia isn't it!! I'll show her."
*Georgia "accidently" shells Russian military*
Russia
: "..."
South Ossentian: "WTF?!"
USA: "Oh shiat."
Georgia: "Oops, did I do that?"
Russia: "It's on."
*Russia's military shows its pimp hand and show's Georgia a ho's place*
Georgia
: "USA! HELP US!!!"
USA: "Look! A bunny!"
*USA runs the f*ck away*
Georgia
: "WTF USA, we helped you in Iraq."
USA: "Here's your troops back."
Russia: "Georgia, GTFO of South Ossentian or we destroy you."
Georgia: "Okay! Okay! I give up!"
*Russia pulls out*
Georgia
: "pssst! Hey US, help us get our lost love back, we know that she really wants to be with us, not those commies."
US: "On the down-low, cool?
Georgia: "Cool."
Joe Biden: "The US is committed to helping Georgia's military."
Russia: "WTF?"
*World facepalms*
Obama
: "I hate you, Biden."
 
2009-08-05 01:13:07 PM  
netweavr
To those wondering, part of Georgia (South Ossetian) wants to secede and join Russia.

South Ossentian: "We want to be with our former love, North Ossentian, in Russia."
Russia: "Sure, whatever, have a Russian passport."
Georgia: "You can't just leave us. We're in a relationship!"
South Ossentian: "No, you're f*cking crazy. Peace, I'm out."
Russia: "We're moving some military into South Ossentian per their request."
USA: "Wait, what's going on?"
Georgia: "I won't let you leave! This is because of that slut Russia isn't it!! I'll show her."
*Georgia "accidently" shells Russian military*
Russia: "..."
South Ossentian: "WTF?!"
USA: "Oh shiat."
Georgia: "Oops, did I do that?"
Russia: "It's on."
*Russia's military shows its pimp hand and show's Georgia a ho's place*
Georgia: "USA! HELP US!!!"
USA: "Look! A bunny!"
*USA runs the f*ck away*
Georgia: "WTF USA, we helped you in Iraq."
USA: "Here's your troops back."
Russia: "Georgia, GTFO of South Ossentian or we destroy you."
Georgia: "Okay! Okay! I give up!"
*Russia pulls out*
Georgia: "pssst! Hey US, help us get our lost love back, we know that she really wants to be with us, not those commies."
US: "On the down-low, cool?
Georgia: "Cool."
Joe Biden: "The US is committed to helping Georgia's military."
Russia: "WTF?"
*World facepalms*
Obama: "I hate you, Biden."


Nicely done. International affairs that even Farkers can understand. You should apply for a staff position at the Onion.
 
2009-08-05 01:29:27 PM  
+1 subby
 
2009-08-05 01:37:47 PM  
This is funny because two places have the same name.
 
2009-08-05 01:39:37 PM  
I live in www.segetaway.com and I don't see upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-08-05 01:40:09 PM  
GymnasiumPants: This is funny because two places have the same name.

Paris, Texas, and Paris, France?
 
2009-08-05 02:02:09 PM  
FTA On a visit to Tbilisi on July 23, US Vice President Joe Biden admitted that Washington, which equipped and trained Georgian forces prior to the war last August, was working on "maintaining" the Georgian military.

Oh Biden...why? WHY?
 
2009-08-05 02:08:46 PM  
"No one can give us any guarantee there will be no new aggression from Georgia," Karasin said at the press conference Wednesday.

Um, last time I checked, Russia attacked Georgia and won...
 
2009-08-05 02:10:38 PM  
tedbundee: "No one can give us any guarantee there will be no new aggression from Georgia," Karasin said at the press conference Wednesday.

Um, last time I checked, Russia attacked Georgia and won...


Nope. Georgia hit the bear first.
 
2009-08-05 02:10:54 PM  
vertiaset: netweavr
To those wondering, part of Georgia (South Ossetian) wants to secede and join Russia.

South Ossentian: "We want to be with our former love, North Ossentian, in Russia."
Russia: "Sure, whatever, have a Russian passport."
Georgia: "You can't just leave us. We're in a relationship!"
South Ossentian: "No, you're f*cking crazy. Peace, I'm out."
Russia: "We're moving some military into South Ossentian per their request."
USA: "Wait, what's going on?"
Georgia: "I won't let you leave! This is because of that slut Russia isn't it!! I'll show her."
*Georgia "accidently" shells Russian military*
Russia: "..."
South Ossentian: "WTF?!"
USA: "Oh shiat."
Georgia: "Oops, did I do that?"
Russia: "It's on."
*Russia's military shows its pimp hand and show's Georgia a ho's place*
Georgia: "USA! HELP US!!!"
USA: "Look! A bunny!"
*USA runs the f*ck away*
Georgia: "WTF USA, we helped you in Iraq."
USA: "Here's your troops back."
Russia: "Georgia, GTFO of South Ossentian or we destroy you."
Georgia: "Okay! Okay! I give up!"
*Russia pulls out*
Georgia: "pssst! Hey US, help us get our lost love back, we know that she really wants to be with us, not those commies."
US: "On the down-low, cool?
Georgia: "Cool."
Joe Biden: "The US is committed to helping Georgia's military."
Russia: "WTF?"
*World facepalms*
Obama: "I hate you, Biden."

Nicely done. International affairs that even Farkers can understand. You should apply for a staff position at the Onion.


All accurate but the part where Russia had massed troops at the border and then attacked Georgia which then did some shelling...but nice try.
 
2009-08-05 02:23:37 PM  
tarvuz: All accurate but the part where Russia had massed troops at the border and then attacked Georgia which then did some shelling...but nice try.

Russia built up forces in Ossetia at the request of Ossetian. The border clashes were Ossetian militia and Georgian forces.

The first direct interaction (okay a drone got shot down previously) between Georgia and Russia was when Georgia shelled Ossetian villages and hit the Russian military.

Furthermore, Avnevi (which I'm assuming you're referring to), is a part of South Ossetia.
 
2009-08-05 02:53:02 PM  
The following day, Russia's ambassador to NATO said Moscow would impose sanctions on US or any other foreign firms that sold arms to Georgia.

This made me lol for a few moments, good stuff.
 
2009-08-05 03:02:21 PM  
ilikeflowers: The following day, Russia's ambassador to NATO said Moscow would impose sanctions on US or any other foreign firms that sold arms to Georgia.

This made me lol for a few moments, good stuff.


It's a threat to the EU.

Russia controls the spice flow to them.
 
2009-08-05 03:05:43 PM  
Well, the Ministry of Magic already has Dementors all over Abkhazia, so this shouldn't be a surprise.
 
2009-08-05 03:09:31 PM  
ilikeflowers: The following day, Russia's ambassador to NATO said Moscow would impose sanctions on US or any other foreign firms that sold arms to Georgia.

This made me lol for a few moments, good stuff.


But what would we do without all the Rubles?!
 
2009-08-05 03:12:09 PM  
All we are doing is getting ready for the (fairly) annual beatdown of UGA on October 31st.
 
SAJ
2009-08-06 06:01:39 AM  
netweavr: To those wondering, part of Georgia (South Ossetian) wants to secede and join Russia.

South Ossentian: "We want to be with our former love, North Ossentian, in Russia."
Russia: "Sure, whatever, have a Russian passport."
Georgia: "You can't just leave us. We're in a relationship!"
South Ossentian: "No, you're f*cking crazy. Peace, I'm out."
Russia: "We're moving some military into South Ossentian per their request."
USA: "Wait, what's going on?"
Georgia: "I won't let you leave! This is because of that slut Russia isn't it!! I'll show her."
*Georgia "accidently" shells Russian military*
Russia: "..."
South Ossentian: "WTF?!"
USA: "Oh shiat."
Georgia: "Oops, did I do that?"
Russia: "It's on."
*Russia's military shows its pimp hand and show's Georgia a ho's place*
Georgia: "USA! HELP US!!!"
USA: "Look! A bunny!"
*USA runs the f*ck away*
Georgia: "WTF USA, we helped you in Iraq."
USA: "Here's your troops back."
Russia: "Georgia, GTFO of South Ossentian or we destroy you."
Georgia: "Okay! Okay! I give up!"
*Russia pulls out*
Georgia: "pssst! Hey US, help us get our lost love back, we know that she really wants to be with us, not those commies."
US: "On the down-low, cool?
Georgia: "Cool."
Joe Biden: "The US is committed to helping Georgia's military."
Russia: "WTF?"
*World facepalms*
Obama: "I hate you, Biden."


hahaa great job. That summarized the situation.
 
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