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(CNN)   Ahmadinjacrazydude sworn in, followed by 10 minutes straight of diabolical laughter   (cnn.com) divider line 133
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2009-08-05 09:34:54 AM  
In a real democracy, the stealing of elections isn't so obvious.
 
2009-08-05 09:35:03 AM  
Will someone remove this dude from the planet already?
 
2009-08-05 09:36:11 AM  
Yeah, real democracies have a Supreme Court rule on the outcome and all.

Then say their decision does not apply to any future decisions and does not set precedent.
 
2009-08-05 09:36:55 AM  
I hope someone strangles him with a burka.
 
2009-08-05 09:37:45 AM  
Sure, but look who swore him in...
farm4.static.flickr.com

"I... state your name..."
 
2009-08-05 09:37:49 AM  
Wait, what does this have to do with Michael Jackson's death?
 
2009-08-05 09:38:05 AM  
Scary? Nah..
 
2009-08-05 09:38:36 AM  
death to isreal, america is the great satan, blah blah blah... nothing but summer reruns, can someone please change the channel?

on a serious note, hero tag for all those who risk everything in Iran protesting this sham. Those are the ones that Allah smiles upon.
 
2009-08-05 09:39:26 AM  
FTFA: "This means they only want democracy at the service of their interests and don't respect the people's vote and rights."

Exactly like the 2004 US Presidential elections.
Maybe they should have selected a better role model.
 
2009-08-05 09:39:29 AM  
I heard he trained all summer with Dick Cheney to improve his diabolical stamina.

A lesser man would only last four minutes.
 
2009-08-05 09:39:34 AM  
I say we go all CIA/Castro on him. Maybe give his sex goat a good VD.
 
2009-08-05 09:39:41 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

"Count it!"
 
2009-08-05 09:40:04 AM  
I hear his birth certificate came from New Jersey.
 
2009-08-05 09:40:30 AM  
"Who has voted for whom. This is not the question," he said.

Actually, YES, it is, Ahmanotgivingafockaboutdemocracy...
 
2009-08-05 09:40:40 AM  
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
 
2009-08-05 09:41:23 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Will someone remove this dude from the planet already?

If this were to happen there would be two countries being blames. Israel and the U.S. He could videotape shooting himself in the face and it would still be blamed on those two countries.
 
2009-08-05 09:41:29 AM  
tl;dr


NOM NOM NOM


/hot like nyc during puerto rican/colombian day/ ecuadorian day/ el salvadorian day/ any random day these people can come up with day.

//they took over my park

///not bitter

////from the random colomn


//no more slashes
 
2009-08-05 09:43:03 AM  
I guess the green band on the logo did not work.
 
2009-08-05 09:43:11 AM  
Meh, Iran will sort itself out. It won't happen overnight, but it will happen eventually.
 
2009-08-05 09:44:00 AM  
Republics are sloppy. It's their country, they'll figure it out. Other than that, I don't care until the 51st state starts bombing.
 
2009-08-05 09:44:58 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 09:45:12 AM  
you lied to me
 
2009-08-05 09:45:30 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Will someone remove this dude from the planet already?

so you get rid of the puppet. then what?

great plan, Stan!
 
2009-08-05 09:45:33 AM  
this is good news..Iran needs some stability right now.
 
2009-08-05 09:45:39 AM  
I guess farkers just didn't post enough to make a difference.
 
2009-08-05 09:45:47 AM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 09:46:19 AM  
DarnoKonrad: Republics are sloppy

Technically the U.S. is a republic.
 
2009-08-05 09:47:02 AM  
blog.decadium.com

/for comparison.
 
2009-08-05 09:47:30 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Will someone remove this dude from the planet already?

If you get rid of him the Ayatollah in charge of everything over there(I forget his name) will put another guy just like him in his place. As long as he is around there will be no progress. I say we send both of them into space.
 
2009-08-05 09:47:44 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Guard the power!
 
2009-08-05 09:48:45 AM  
WTF Indeed: I say we go all CIA/Castro on him. Maybe give his sex goat a good VD.

You mean not only fail to kill him, but attempt a failed invasion, cause an international crisis that nearly brings us to Armageddon, and then watch as he stays president-for-life so long we start calling him a zombie?
 
2009-08-05 09:49:18 AM  
So exactly who is couping on who? I'm confused
 
2009-08-05 09:50:17 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Will someone remove this dude from the planet already?

Got it taken care of...
www.verslo.is
 
2009-08-05 09:51:35 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

I'm Num.. Err I mean We're Number ONE!.
 
2009-08-05 09:53:30 AM  
karl2025: WTF Indeed: I say we go all CIA/Castro on him. Maybe give his sex goat a good VD.

You mean not only fail to kill him, but attempt a failed invasion, cause an international crisis that nearly brings us to Armageddon, and then watch as he stays president-for-life so long we start calling him a zombie?


Well we have all that practice now. I figure we can get him within the first dozen attempts.
 
2009-08-05 09:54:52 AM  
gspazg: DarnoKonrad: Republics are sloppy

Technically the U.S. is a republic.


My first thought was "this is true"

Then I thought "The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away"
 
2009-08-05 09:57:04 AM  
Actual rare video from Iran of his speech:

WATCH IT

/just look how happy he is
 
2009-08-05 09:57:21 AM  
Ahmadinjacrazydude sworn in, followed by 10 minutes straight of diabolical laughter
If you're hearing 10 minutes of diabolical laughter subby, it may be time to readjust the meds.
 
2009-08-05 09:59:12 AM  
But we twittered endlessly about this. Didn't that fix it?
 
2009-08-05 10:02:01 AM  
I knew nothing was going to come of the protests.

They weren't widespread and diverse enough.

You gotta get nationwide national strikes at least.
 
2009-08-05 10:03:00 AM  
Green Brief #48 - August 3,4 (^)

Yes, some of us are still actually trying to follow the situation there, and Nite Owl is still doing an excellent job getting information together.
 
2009-08-05 10:03:31 AM  
he must've learned it from

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-05 10:05:59 AM  
img17.imageshack.us
Nothing comes between me and my Ahmadinejads.
 
2009-08-05 10:06:16 AM  
I like to be informed about world events. Why do so many people have a problem with that?
 
2009-08-05 10:06:52 AM  
gspazg: DarnoKonrad: Republics are sloppy

Technically the U.S. is a republic.


Yea, and we didn't even get univeral suffrage until sometime in the mid 70s.
 
Biv
2009-08-05 10:08:11 AM  
schattenteufel: FTFA: "This means they only want democracy at the service of their interests and don't respect the people's vote and rights."

Exactly like the 2004 US Presidential elections.
Maybe they should have selected a better role model.


People still believe this rediculous crap? We really are doomed.
 
2009-08-05 10:09:13 AM  
mamoru: Green Brief #48 - August 3,4 (^)

Yes, some of us are still actually trying to follow the situation there, and Nite Owl is still doing an excellent job getting information together.


img40.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-05 10:09:23 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

"One beer".

/The only thing I could think of
 
2009-08-05 10:11:30 AM  
Oh, great. Now Ahmahfirinmahlazor is president. There goes any hope of peace.

Good luck to the protesters. I hope one day they will be successful.
 
2009-08-05 10:17:34 AM  
CygnusDarius: /The only thing I could think of

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