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(Think Progress)   Michael Bolton's moustache insists Bill Clinton negotiated with terra'ists, forgets the whole ongoing nuclear talk thing   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 123
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2009-08-04 06:41:07 PM
I'd expect this kind of crap from right wing radio gasbags but this douchebag was actually the United States Ambassador to the U.N.!

How far we've come!
 
2009-08-04 06:57:35 PM
Bill Clinton made him feel less ronery.
 
2009-08-04 07:32:18 PM
How many Boltons? I'm confused.
 
2009-08-04 07:43:11 PM
Otherwise Just Fine: How many Boltons? I'm confused.

over 9000
 
2009-08-04 07:46:14 PM
www.luminomagazine.com

This guy?
 
2009-08-04 07:47:00 PM
I prefer to spell his name Boltan.
 
2009-08-04 07:49:13 PM
What an ass.
 
2009-08-04 07:50:14 PM
John Bolton is a whiny biatch.
 
2009-08-04 07:50:20 PM
According to the article John Bolton feels that way too.
 
2009-08-04 07:51:48 PM
Yes...because when Bush & Co. gave N. Korea food and oil in return for promises to not build nukes a few years ago (a promise Bush did not keep), that was -not- negiotiating with Rogue States from the Axis of Evil (tm)...right Bolton?

What a hypocrite.
 
2009-08-04 07:52:44 PM
I don't see a moustache. I do see an impressive mane.

www.musicstars.com.ar
 
2009-08-04 07:52:46 PM
What a surprise, the guy from the Administration who couldn't do anything right doesn't think that Democrats can do anything right.

Obviously, folks, we missed an excellent opportunity to invade NoKo and convert them to christianity. Stupid libs.
 
2009-08-04 07:53:40 PM
Bolton: Negotiations don't work.

Clinton: Check this out.

Bolton: WHARGARRBAL
 
2009-08-04 07:53:53 PM
"I think this is a very bad signal because it does exactly what we always try and avoid doing with terrorists, or with rogue states in general, and that's encouraging their bad behavior," Bolton said.

So, what exactly would Mr. Bolton have preferred happen?

1. Ignore the problem and damn the two women to slave labor for 12 years.
2. Start a potentially nuclear conflict in an attempt to forcibly remove the two women from North Korea.
3. Diplomatically resolve the situation, resulting in the two women being set free.

/Or does someone out there have a different proposal for how this could have been realistically resolved?
 
2009-08-04 07:55:17 PM
BOB SLYDELL
Let's see. You're Michael...Bolton?

He nods.

BOB PORTER
Is that your real name?

MICHAEL
Yeah.

BOB PORTER
Are you in any relation to the pop singer?

MICHAEL
It's just a coincidence.

BOB SLYDELL
LAUGHS) TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LOVE HIS MUSIC. I DO . I AM A MICHAEL
BOLTON FAN. FOR MY MONEY, I DON'T THINK IT GETS ANY BETTER THAN WHEN HE
SINGS WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN.

BOB PORTER
I mean you must really love his music.

MICHAEL
Yeah. Yeah...he, he, he's pretty, he's pretty good, I guess.

BOB SLYDELL
You're GOD DAMN right he is.
 
2009-08-04 07:55:32 PM
studleystudstutterson: "I think this is a very bad signal because it does exactly what we always try and avoid doing with terrorists, or with rogue states in general, and that's encouraging their bad behavior," Bolton said.

So, what exactly would Mr. Bolton have preferred happen?

1. Ignore the problem and damn the two women to slave labor for 12 years.
2. Start a potentially nuclear conflict in an attempt to forcibly remove the two women from North Korea.
3. Diplomatically resolve the situation, resulting in the two women being set free.

/Or does someone out there have a different proposal for how this could have been realistically resolved?


You forgot 4) Bomb Iran.
 
2009-08-04 07:55:43 PM
studleystudstutterson:

It's Boltan. His solves crossword puzzles by bombing them.
 
2009-08-04 07:56:29 PM
img.photobucket.com

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2009-08-04 07:56:30 PM
Clinton is good at oral agreements.

/got nothin
 
2009-08-04 07:56:32 PM
I don't know what Bolton is complaining about.

He already has low cholesterol from eating Quaker Oats, has his diabeetus under control, and is living forever on an alien planet without Steve Guttenberg.
 
2009-08-04 07:56:41 PM
Hrmm, wonder how that could be when Bill Clinton has no executive US powers of even that of the State Department.
 
2009-08-04 07:57:31 PM
His solves

Sorry, got a bit Parseltongued.
 
2009-08-04 07:59:08 PM
Just another "butthurt" Repub loser.
 
2009-08-04 07:59:46 PM
There was nothing wrong with negotiating with terra'ists, until I was about twelve years old and that no talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.

/Why should I change? He's the one that sucks.
 
2009-08-04 08:02:20 PM
Talk is cheap.
 
2009-08-04 08:03:34 PM
It's not a cold sore!

i278.photobucket.com

/obscure?
 
2009-08-04 08:04:27 PM
It is said that ladies give high ratings to Mr. Bolton's high-priced mustache rides. Excessive pelvic thrustings, when mounted, incur extra surcharges for ladies who avail themselves of the moustache ride service that he provides. It just business. It's not news, its, well....something else.
 
2009-08-04 08:09:14 PM
Mentat: Bolton: Negotiations don't work.

Clinton: Check this out.

Bolton: WHARGARRBAL


lol, it's funny coz it's true
 
2009-08-04 08:10:22 PM
Once upon a time in America, when you were disgraced, you disappeared from the public scene altogether.

I blame 24 hour news channels.
 
2009-08-04 08:16:11 PM
Marcus Aurelius: Once upon a time in America, when you were disgraced, you disappeared from the public scene altogether.

I blame 24 hour news channels.


I blame shiatty contracts with cable companies which force us to pay for CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and their fetid loinlet channels if you want to have the ability to watch a damn ballgame on ESPN.
 
2009-08-04 08:18:54 PM
bighasbeen: loinlet

what does that word mean?
 
2009-08-04 08:20:07 PM
"ongoing nuclear talks"
You mean the 6-party talks that were discontinued in April and about which the DPRK said "will never again take part in such talks and will not be bound by any agreement reached at the talks." Submittard?
 
2009-08-04 08:21:05 PM
brainiac-dumdum: bighasbeen: loinlet

what does that word mean?


going for something like "crotchfruit" or "spawn". Don't know if something sucks until you try it.

/now I know
//where's that drawing board...
 
2009-08-04 08:23:21 PM
brainiac-dumdum: bighasbeen: loinlet

what does that word mean?


Their loins are let loose to roam the countryside?
 
2009-08-04 08:27:45 PM
bighasbeen: brainiac-dumdum: bighasbeen: loinlet

what does that word mean?

going for something like "crotchfruit" or "spawn". Don't know if something sucks until you try it.

/now I know
//where's that drawing board...


I like it. run with it. Even if it makes you seem like Paul Rudd's character in I love you man.
 
2009-08-04 08:28:27 PM
For those of you keeping score of the WHAAARGAARBAL at home:

Al Qaida killing U.S. POWs: Good.

U.S. military officers refusing to fight in Afghanistan: Good.

Freeing U.S. political prisoners in North Korea: Bad.

Remind me again, which side supposedly "hates America, and pals around with terrorists?"
 
2009-08-04 08:29:23 PM
SupremeLeader: brainiac-dumdum: bighasbeen: loinlet

what does that word mean?

Their loins are let loose to roam the countryside?


I think that's actually in Limbaugh's contract.

But no, I just brought a water balloon to a pillow fight.
 
2009-08-04 08:30:39 PM
FireBreathingLiberal: I'd expect this kind of crap from right wing radio gasbags but this douchebag was actually the United States Ambassador to the U.N.!

How far we've come!


He was the joke pic. You know that joke where Republicans talk about how bad government is, then proceed to run it poorly when elected? John Bolton was the realization of that joke. He was never confirmed by the Senate, despite having a Republican majority at the time. The man is a moron who hates the UN and Bush chose him to be UN Ambassador in one of his "hey America how do you like it when I shiat on your face" moments.
 
2009-08-04 08:31:17 PM
*pick
 
2009-08-04 08:31:32 PM
ilikeracecars:

I like it. run with it. Even if it makes you seem like Paul Rudd's character in I love you man.


I haven't seen that one, but does his character start out hating everything?
 
2009-08-04 08:33:46 PM
Mr. Bolton, you gave me a sad.
 
2009-08-04 08:41:54 PM
brainiac-dumdum: It's not a cold sore!



/obscure?


Well, I dunno...let me take off my pants and panties...
 
2009-08-04 08:42:12 PM
Why the hell would I expect someone who is solely known for being consistently wrong to suddenly decide to stop?
 
2009-08-04 08:42:21 PM
bighasbeen: ilikeracecars:

I like it. run with it. Even if it makes you seem like Paul Rudd's character in I love you man.

I haven't seen that one, but does his character start out hating everything?


He has no guy friends, and when he tries to hang out he butchers nicknames and such. That might be the worst sentence I've ever typed. Oh well.
 
2009-08-04 08:44:29 PM
The GOP gots nuthin. They've been reduced to simply opposing the Dems on everything.

Which puts them in the peculiar position of being AGAINST health care and FOR pollution.

And, of course, AGAINST rescuing Americans from N.Korea.

Obama could cure cancer tomorrow, and FOX would just whine about all the doctors he put out of work.....

Pathetic.
 
2009-08-04 08:45:06 PM
Isitoveryet: Mr. Bolton, you gave me a sad.

His mustache is like the Dementors in the Harry Potter series. It sucks all the joy and love out of anyone it encounters.
 
2009-08-04 08:45:27 PM
studleystudstutterson: So, what exactly would Mr. Bolton have preferred happen?

1. Ignore the problem and damn the two women to slave labor for 12 years.
2. Start a potentially nuclear conflict in an attempt to forcibly remove the two women from North Korea.
3. Diplomatically resolve the situation, resulting in the two women being set free.


Ask harder questions. Like why anyone listens when he speaks.
 
2009-08-04 08:48:22 PM
studleystudstutterson: Or does someone out there have a different proposal for how this could have been realistically resolved?

Prayer circles, obviously.
 
2009-08-04 08:56:28 PM
This is the guy that said on The Daily Show that he wants Israel to bomb Iran. Only by the grace of God did we survive the Bushists. I guess Dubya made me religious after all.
 
2009-08-04 09:01:18 PM
fark, REAGAN negotiated with terrorists, I mean my God he sold them farking WEAPONS!
 
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