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(CNN)   Camera crew following Roseanne as she shops, runs into another camera crew shooting Ozzy Osbourne   ( divider line
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13572 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2003 at 3:49 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-28 01:37:23 PM  
"The only thing that would have made it better is if Anna Nicole Smith had shown up."

That sentence is never, ever, EVER true.
2003-02-28 02:13:17 PM  
2003-02-28 02:13:53 PM  
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2003-02-28 03:40:21 PM  
"druggie, meet ugly."
"ugly, druggie."
2003-02-28 03:52:20 PM  
Yes. I can see that it would take a whole crew of cameras to film her.
2003-02-28 03:52:50 PM  
LOL @ Randon_MCEric
2003-02-28 03:55:05 PM  
That's some funny shiat Random_McEric

So they followed someone they couldn't understand due to too many drugs and then saw another person who they couldn't stand due to too many cheeseburgers in her mouth. Was Kelly Osborne there? She and Rosanne could have signed up for the Celebrity Pie Eating Contest on Fox
2003-02-28 03:58:19 PM  
haha. That reminds me of the great scene in "Man Bites Dog".
2003-02-28 04:01:13 PM  
I wish my writing could be better.."Understand"
2003-02-28 04:01:21 PM  
"It was the ultimate reality moment," said ABC alternative series and specials executive Andrea Wong. "The only thing that would have made it better is if Anna Nicole Smith had shown up."

i beg to differ. the only thing that would have made it better is if a large bomb had gone off and blown all of them into ground chuck.
2003-02-28 04:02:18 PM  
Dammit, Random_McEric, you beat me to it. Everyone would be saying "LOL- JayS!" and "HA HA JayS!" But noooooo, I'm too slow. WHY, GOD, WHY!!! ; )
2003-02-28 04:03:46 PM  
And yet we continue to reward these witless narcissists and their talentless spawn with the attention they crave.
2003-02-28 04:05:45 PM  
Can you imagine if they broadcast any coverstation between the two:

Beeeeeeeeeeeeep. Beeeeeeep. Beep. What the beeeeep, beeeeeeep. Beeep beeeeeeep.
2003-02-28 04:06:27 PM  
Man bites dog!

(and bat)
2003-02-28 04:07:04 PM  
Why in the hell is there a camera crew following Roseanne?? These shows HAVE GOT TO STOP!!

HA HA JayS!!!! man you rock dude!!! LOL-JayS!
2003-02-28 04:09:49 PM  
Just comming here to say that reminds me of Man Bites Dog. But looks like im too slow. Merde!
2003-02-28 04:10:12 PM  
Who let this bleeping swine out of her f@#$ing pen?
2003-02-28 04:10:27 PM  
When this link came up, I was actually listening to 'Diary of a Madman'... I've got no connection to Roseanne, though.

Sorry, move along.
2003-02-28 04:11:10 PM  
Maveno: for that reason, why is a camera crew following either of them. People in this world lead very dismal and boring lives if this is how they entertain themselves.
2003-02-28 04:11:22 PM  
ABC and HighTimes newest 'reality' show

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2003-02-28 04:12:21 PM  
Personally, I can't wait to see what Ozzy looks like thru the wide-angle lens.
2003-02-28 04:14:34 PM  
MachuPichu True. But I like Ozzy (always have), that's why I don't mind him being in a reality show. He's super funny, it's his asshole kids that don't belong on the television.

Roseanne?? I wonder why any film crew is following her cause... WHAT is so interesting about her or her life?!
2003-02-28 04:16:27 PM  
hmm..altered reality meets altered reality. Wouldn't that possibly cause some kind of rift in the time/space continuum or something?
2003-02-28 04:18:29 PM  
"haha. That reminds me of the great scene in "Man Bites Dog"."
One of the best films harly seen by the general public. Props to all the Farkers who have mentioned it and have seen it.

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2003-02-28 04:23:04 PM  
Guy Incognito: that is replacing Letterman's "Oprah, Uma...Uma, Oprah" as my favorite fill-in-the-blank meet fill-in-the-blank gag of all times.

Not that you need to go put that on your resume or anything, I'm just saying.
2003-02-28 04:24:44 PM  
that's so... vaguely meta. america is a cultural cesspool. somebody please kill me.
2003-02-28 04:27:19 PM  
Anyone got that pic of Liza's know, with Liz and 'Jacko' and freak husband?

That would round this thread out quite nicely.

"Man Bites Dog" is a fantastic flick.
2003-02-28 04:33:58 PM  
I could swear there was a Mad TV skit like this...

It is compelling evidence that, given enough time, a thousand monkeys with a thousand cameras will still produce monkey dung. Turds of a feather and all that.
2003-02-28 04:35:44 PM  
Who gives a fark? I'd say this deserves a 'who give a fark' tag but really, who farking cares? Why is this story here?
2003-02-28 04:40:37 PM  
War Pig and wart hog
2003-02-28 04:40:41 PM  
SherKhan I just posted a comment about the MAD TV sketch, but the server took a dump all over itself.

To make up for the lame MAD tv knowledge though, I submit this hip Man Bites Dog reference:

Dead Baby Boy.
2003-02-28 04:41:49 PM  
L o' freaking L at Sgrmac


By the way, doesn't Ozzy have nice teeth?
2003-02-28 04:42:16 PM  
REAL1TY TV IS T#E SUX0RRRS!!!!!!!1111111111
2003-02-28 04:43:11 PM  
The only thing that would have been better is if they had both pulled out guns and started blasting, better to fit in with Man Bites Dog. I'd love to see Roseanne riddled with bullets.
2003-02-28 04:51:15 PM  

Funniest comment of the day. Rock on!

Not that this has anything to do with this thread but...

Years ago, I was the beer buyer for a major grocery store in Texas. I had just built a big, sexy display of Newcastle sixers and I was standing back to admire it (I know, I know...giant dork here) when all of a sudden, this guy bumped into it, almost knocking a stack over. I looked at him and he was all shaky and frail, draped in flowing robes and tons of jewelry. He turned to me and said, "This f*ckin' sh*t will git ya' pissed!". He smiled and hobbled off.

I was stunned. Ozzy just talked to me. The father of Heavy Metal and God among men just talked to me. It made my week.

2003-02-28 04:52:38 PM  
I imagine the cameras are following Roseanne around for that new realtity show ... "Death of a Celebrity" or something.
2003-02-28 04:54:05 PM  
RainDawg "I'd love to see Roseanne riddled with bullets."

That would take a mighty big clip.
2003-02-28 04:56:36 PM  
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Here ya go, MilkBone.

2003-02-28 05:02:15 PM  
fuuuuh -UCK!
when are thease crap-tacular shows going to finally utter their last gasp of mediocrity?
2003-02-28 05:02:18 PM  

You shoot me first, then I'll shoot you. Deal?
2003-02-28 05:02:36 PM  
Outstanding, Raging.

That pic does so much for me. None of it good, but ya get the idea.

Or not.
2003-02-28 05:03:42 PM  
That was dusgusting!! There was no excuse for that!!
2003-02-28 05:07:38 PM  
Son of a... There goes anything resembling sleep for the next... forever? Damn you, RagingLeonard, damn you straight to hell.
2003-02-28 05:14:00 PM  
Easy, now. RagingLeonard was kind enough to fulfill a request.

My request.

So, yeah, go right ahead and flame him. :^P

*Admires freakshow photo*
2003-02-28 05:14:36 PM  
Something about Jacko there, with the hair, and that Dutch Boy looking outfit, just really freaks me out...
2003-02-28 05:21:31 PM  
Great, 2 incoherent idiots meet, cnn is reporting this because?
2003-02-28 05:27:15 PM  
Another great moment in the history of white trash
2003-02-28 05:27:59 PM  
Who honestly will be watching Roseanne's reality show. I can't think of a more uninteresting celebrity to do a show like that for. Maybe this will be the show that finally kills the whole genre. I just wish they would have a Mike Tyson reality show first.
2003-02-28 05:32:16 PM  
Biggbossman, she has a pen for farking?
2003-02-28 05:46:33 PM  
"It was the ultimate reality moment," said ABC alternative series and specials executive Andrea Wong.

When stars collide, isn't there some big farking explosion?

Gimme that, "Andrea". A really big farking explosion with you at the epicenter.
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