Instagreen?

Really?

This?

Jeter and Lohan need to hook up, that would be some fantastic tabloid fodder.

Diogenes: Considering they're talking about Michael Lohan, yes - yes it would be.

What, doesn't the whole planet know he's gay already from dumping Mariah Carey and all the A-Rod junk?

Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks, Adriana Lima, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Biel and Minka Kelley

Seriously, Jeter is the greatest hero in American History.

zarberg:
Diogenes: Considering they're talking about Michael Lohan, yes - yes it would be.

What, doesn't the whole planet know he's gay already from dumping Mariah Carey and all the A-Rod junk?

If being gay means hitting all those starlets, then I hope to be so gay that Paul Linde tells me to tone it the hell down.

zarberg: Jeter and Lohan need to hook up, that would be some fantastic tabloid fodder.

Oh boy!

Octodad is someone I cannot schlick to at all...

Toxic? More like expected. Dating in Manhattan is kinda like what happens when all the Spring Break louts (both men and women) get jobs and apartments all within walking distance of each other. This is the place where women tend to hold up Catherine Millet and Toni Bentley as paragons of virtue, where being on the Cake mailing list is a given, and where people collect ex's as friends like trading cards. Not for nothing do people "escape" to the suburbs (real estate price differential notwithstanding), or do they say the marriage marathon starts at Zabars and ends at the New Croton Reservoir.

I honestly can't figure out why they bothered to put that octodad guy on there. Considering the way everyone says he was treated on that show I would have left that psycho biatch too. I had one ex with teh crazies, and I tried to stick around and make it work, and I won't be trying that again any time soon.

Who the hell cares about this shiat?

Oops sorry wandered into the Showbiz tab

scavenger: Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks, Adriana Lima, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Biel and Minka Kelley

Seriously, Jeter is the greatest hero in American History.

Yeah, Jeter is doing exactly what every guy wants to do.

Does that article repeat itself or is it me?


Does that article repeat itself or is it me?

Toxic? Jeter is smart for not 'signing a contract.' Seriously, being young and wealthy in NYC? Getting married should be illegal.

Serial kilelrs in prison get loads of mail from adoring female fans.

That's right, kilelrs .

I r SMRT.

mycathatesyou: Does that article repeat itself or is it me?


Does that article repeat itself or is it me?

funmonger: Serial kilelrs in prison get loads of mail from adoring female fans.

"I can change him!"

How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

Rapmaster2000: How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

He's only in that league because of the media.

He is not even in the "average man league".

And he must have some deal with Ed Hardy, where he gets paid to advertise, or something.

Rapmaster2000: How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

He looks like a douche in that pic.... god how could anyone want to fark with him?

As a Red Sox fan, Jeter is the man. His SNL appearences are always great, bangs evey hot chick on the planet (it seems), and seems like a decent guy in a sport full of d-bags.

squidloe: As a Red Sox fan, Jeter is the man. His SNL appearences are always great, bangs evey hot chick on the planet (it seems), and seems like a decent guy in a sport full of d-bags.

This.

Is it just me, or did Jennifer Aniston's name come up a lot in that article?

rickycal78: I honestly can't figure out why they bothered to put that octodad guy on there. Considering the way everyone says he was treated on that show I would have left that psycho biatch too. I had one ex with teh crazies, and I tried to stick around and make it work, and I won't be trying that again any time soon.

Medication is a wonderful thing.

Jeter might be the man.. But everyone of those girls now has a valtrex prescription... So by one definition he could be described as toxic

geekluv: Rapmaster2000: How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

He looks like a douche in that pic.... god how could anyone want to fark with him?

That's what I get told a lot of the time :(

beelzebubba76: geekluv: Rapmaster2000: How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

He looks like a douche in that pic.... god how could anyone want to fark with him?

That's what I get told a lot of the time :(

you're cute

geekluv: beelzebubba76: geekluv: Rapmaster2000: How is Octodad even in the same league with a bazillionaire like Jeter? I'm better looking than that hair-plugged man child.



I mean, farking Ed Hardy?! Who in the hell dresses this retard.

/ed hardy is like kryptonite to hipsters because it is so hideous it cannot be worn ironically

He looks like a douche in that pic.... god how could anyone want to fark with him?

That's what I get told a lot of the time :(

you're cute

Thanks! That's really sweet ...

/And, kinda made my day ...
//How sad's that?

Holy crap, I just read that entire article! Why did I do that?

wage0048: rickycal78: I honestly can't figure out why they bothered to put that octodad guy on there. Considering the way everyone says he was treated on that show I would have left that psycho biatch too. I had one ex with teh crazies, and I tried to stick around and make it work, and I won't be trying that again any time soon.

Medication is a wonderful thing.

Or lack of caffeine is a bad thing. It seemed like the author of TFA was implying octodad was a toxic bachelor because he's being a slight bit of a manwhore. Considering everything I've heard about the guy, I'd go out there and be a manwhore too if I was him. I just worded things poorly.

Can someone please explain to me very slowly who this Jon guy is and why anyone gives a flying fark about him?

exno: Can someone please explain to me very slowly who this Jon guy is and why anyone gives a flying fark about him?

Jon Gosslin married some harpy named Kate who popped out 1 set of twins then 1 litter of sextuplets (6?) a few years later.

So he has 8 kids and is married to the biggest controlling loud mouthed whore in the western hemisphere. Quits his job to take care of the kids while she flies all over the country peddling her plagiarized cooking books and giving motivational speeches on self-help, having kids, and holding a relationship together.

He finally loses it, realizes he has a pair of balls in his pants, and starts banging something with a heartbeat. This ends his marriage of 10 years and he realizes he is only 32 years old and not ready to roll over and die yet.

He is living the American-Male's dream and every female-sales-driven super market tabloid is torching him for it.

On fark? We just try to ignore his existence (ALONG WITH KATE's) and hope they go away.

/btw, their show comes back to TLC tonight after their 8 week break!

smerfnablin: exno: Can someone please explain to me very slowly who this Jon guy is and why anyone gives a flying fark about him?

Jon Gosslin married some harpy named Kate who popped out 1 set of twins then 1 litter of sextuplets (6?) a few years later.

So he has 8 kids and is married to the biggest controlling loud mouthed whore in the western hemisphere. Quits his job to take care of the kids while she flies all over the country peddling her plagiarized cooking books and giving motivational speeches on self-help, having kids, and holding a relationship together.

He finally loses it, realizes he has a pair of balls in his pants, and starts banging something with a heartbeat. This ends his marriage of 10 years and he realizes he is only 32 years old and not ready to roll over and die yet.

He is living the American-Male's dream and every female-sales-driven super market tabloid is torching him for it.

On fark? We just try to ignore his existence (ALONG WITH KATE's) and hope they go away.

/btw, their show comes back to TLC tonight after their 8 week break!

Thanks, I feel so in the loop now.

I'm thinking Jon Gosselin is on that list because no sane female would want to fark him, or any one else with that much drama in their lives. Face it guys - even if Kate wasn't such a soulless harpy, we still wouldn't fark her because of her litter of eight. Why should it be any different for Jon?

/DNRTFA
//Think they are both douches

Caeldan: Jeter might be the man.. But everyone of those girls now has a valtrex prescription... So by one definition he could be described as toxic

he's a fag. That's why he can't hold on to a woman....or 'beard'.