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(The Sun)   Men will spend one year of their lives ogling women - or 43 minutes every single day   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 2357
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2009-08-03 02:21:05 PM
geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

When you have huge tracts of land or other wonderful assets that can't be hidden, they will look good in anything
 
2009-08-03 02:21:12 PM
argylez: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

That, or the tank top with big armholes. There is little in this world more amusing than watching a guy try to discreetly see your tit.
 
2009-08-03 02:21:13 PM
Unfortunately, this means my lifetime is going to be way too long.

I need a window and a better location.
 
2009-08-03 02:21:32 PM
Teddy Hopper

vertiaset: I walked straight into one of those concrete pillars and knocked myself unconscious.


If that is true that is one of the greatest things evar. Hell, even if its an exaggeration its pretty good. I salute you.


It is the absolute truth. They made me go to health services and lay down for an hour so they could make sure I did not have a concussion. My buddy, later the best man at my wedding, laughed his ass off. The rotten bastard mentioned this episode his his wedding toast.
 
2009-08-03 02:21:44 PM
tortilla burger: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

The answer to this question is "The less you're wearin, the more we're starin"


yeah I kinda noticed that when one guy went straight up to my tits and said hello to them....

argylez: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.


yes attention from you


HAMMERTOE: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more...

You had me at "v-neck"... Can't speak for others, but as for me, yes. The contrast of the smooth skin as it dives down with the play of light and shadow in the "forbidden zone" is just too tempting. The glances are fleeting, but unavoidable, like a moth to a flame.


true
 
2009-08-03 02:22:24 PM
Fluff Girl: Don't click if AW'ing makes you want to vomit. (new window)

That was actually very cute and not vomit inducing in the least.
 
2009-08-03 02:22:40 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: /srsly
//women ogling thread w/o ogle-able women?


I posted this once already. I'd rather not scrape that thread just to repost all the IMG links in this one. But there's plenty to ogle over there.
 
2009-08-03 02:22:42 PM
Did I spell this correctly: Also, just cause you're down on your luck and wearing a trash bag doesn't mean you will stop ogling hot chicks.

I'm more concerned about a situation fernt brought up.

If I was just homeless, I would wear a garbage bag. They're too hot, sticky, and constraining. That's when you go for the banana hammock. Ladies love it.
 
2009-08-03 02:24:21 PM
Fluff Girl: argylez: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

That, or the tank top with big armholes. There is little in this world more amusing than watching a guy try to discreetly see your tit.


I think you need to show a pic of you doing this to illustrate better.

/bie would suffice too
 
2009-08-03 02:24:40 PM
Since you farkers are letting everyone down I'll get things going. Here's some moose knuckle goodness to go along with the article:

media1.break.com

www.forgotfoo.com
 
2009-08-03 02:24:46 PM
Fluff Girl: Don't click if AW'ing makes you want to vomit. (new window)

That's the nicest ass picture I've come across.
 
2009-08-03 02:24:56 PM
 
2009-08-03 02:25:28 PM
elev8meL8r: geekluv:

Jesus - once I realized there were words in your profile, I noticed that I lived a weak stone's throw away from you for about three months.

I now consider that summer to be utterly, totally wasted.


you and I could've had fun! There's always internet web cams...

/has one but rarely uses it...
 
2009-08-03 02:25:47 PM
geekluv: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

yes attention from you


What more could you ask for?
 
2009-08-03 02:25:49 PM
Wow after reading this thread I feel like a freak.

I might have spent 43 minutes or more as a teenager, but now that I'm in my 30's and I'd be hard pressed to say I spend 4 minutes a day ogling ladies (porno/fap time aside).

Are you guy's all really that horny?
And where are you finding all these women, ones that are hot enough to cook so much time staring at? TV? Do you all work for fashion magazines? Do you commute daily through Hotsville?
 
2009-08-03 02:25:57 PM
argylez: Fluff Girl: argylez: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

That, or the tank top with big armholes. There is little in this world more amusing than watching a guy try to discreetly see your tit.

I think you need to show a pic of you doing this to illustrate better.

/bie would suffice too


I think this requires a panel in order to investigate further. I'll gladly sacrifice some of my time in order to serve on said panel
 
2009-08-03 02:26:03 PM
featurecreep: Fluff Girl: Don't click if AW'ing makes you want to vomit. (new window)

That was actually very cute and not vomit inducing in the least.


Yes. Even I thought so.
 
2009-08-03 02:27:06 PM
tortilla burger: The answer to this question is "The less you're wearin, the more we're starin"

Second.
 
2009-08-03 02:28:23 PM
zootsuit: tortilla burger: The answer to this question is "The less you're wearin, the more we're starin"

Second.


-1. If I can take it all in quickly, there is no need to stare.
 
2009-08-03 02:28:29 PM
Ogle:

avatar.movetoiceland.com
 
2009-08-03 02:29:00 PM
It's sort of like the Terminator-Vision; a little Heads-Up-Display items automatically point out, classify & document any sightings of attractive women.

It will generally alert us if our ogling is being noticed, but more often than not the desire to stare overrides the dangers of staring for too long.
 
2009-08-03 02:29:20 PM
Albertan: Wow after reading this thread I feel like a freak.

I might have spent 43 minutes or more as a teenager, but now that I'm in my 30's and I'd be hard pressed to say I spend 4 minutes a day ogling ladies (porno/fap time aside).

Are you guy's all really that horny?
And where are you finding all these women, ones that are hot enough to cook so much time staring at? TV? Do you all work for fashion magazines? Do you commute daily through Hotsville?


Personally, I take the train to/from work, which is full of hotties. Then I walk across one college campus to my college campus. Then I go for a walk around campus on my lunch break.

/WAY more than 43 min a day
 
2009-08-03 02:29:48 PM
Albertan: Wow after reading this thread I feel like a freak.

I might have spent 43 minutes or more as a teenager, but now that I'm in my 30's and I'd be hard pressed to say I spend 4 minutes a day ogling ladies (porno/fap time aside).

Are you guy's all really that horny?
And where are you finding all these women, ones that are hot enough to cook so much time staring at? TV? Do you all work for fashion magazines? Do you commute daily through Hotsville?


Welcome to Fark, where a woman is considered attractive if she's got a pulse.
 
2009-08-03 02:29:59 PM
featurecreep: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

When you have huge tracts of land or other wonderful assets that can't be hidden, they will look good in anything


when you said "huge tracks of land" all I could think of was Monty Python's In Search of the Holy Grail...

HAMMERTOE: geekluv: when I see you I think, "Stop! Hammertime!"

Not exactly what I'd like you to think when you see me, but it's better than,"Oh C-H-Rist! There's that perv again!"

It's fine though, as long as it amuses you.


okay :)


argylez: geekluv: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

yes attention from you

What more could you ask for?


don't know you tell me :)
 
2009-08-03 02:30:10 PM
Fluff Girl:
That, or the tank top with big armholes. There is little in this world more amusing than watching a guy try to discreetly see your tit.


what about non-descreetly?

me: excuse me maam but your shirt is blocking my view of your nice breasts, can you move it out of the way?
girl: *back towards me* you pig, *turns around towards me* why hello handsome, sure *flashes*
me: giggity
 
2009-08-03 02:30:27 PM
dead_dangler: Welcome to Fark, where a woman is considered attractive if she's got a pulse.

The internet allows people to use their imaginations quite a bit!
 
2009-08-03 02:30:39 PM
i47.photobucket.com

/this is a mooseknuckle

www.forgotfoo.com

/this is a cameltoe

/for gods sake know the difference
 
2009-08-03 02:30:52 PM
featurecreep: zootsuit: tortilla burger: The answer to this question is "The less you're wearin, the more we're starin"

Second.

-1. If I can take it all in quickly, there is no need to stare.


That's odd. I was gonna say if I can take a photo with my cell phone quickly, there is no need to stare.
 
2009-08-03 02:31:39 PM
schattenteufel: It's sort of like the Terminator-Vision; a little Heads-Up-Display items automatically point out, classify & document any sightings of attractive women.

It will generally alert us if our ogling is being noticed, but more often than not the desire to stare overrides the dangers of staring for too long.



You know, that's the great thing about being female. Not many guys would care if I was ogling their pork sword.
 
2009-08-03 02:31:41 PM
geekluv: argylez: geekluv: No question at all. V-necks get MUCH more attention.

yes attention from you

What more could you ask for?

don't know you tell me :)


Attention from my wife and me

/ya know, if you're into that sort of thing :)
 
2009-08-03 02:31:47 PM
fernt: Ogle this:

/sorry
//so...very...sorry


James May in drag is not oogle-worthy. Vomit-worthy, but not oogle-worthy.

/Cue up the Allman Brothers!
 
2009-08-03 02:31:47 PM
Fluff Girl: Don't click if AW'ing makes you want to vomit. (new window)

Hmm. Something's stirring, but it's not my stomach.
 
2009-08-03 02:31:50 PM
Anyone want my woman-ogling minutes? I have a lot of them left over. And they are roll-over minutes so they don't go bad.
 
2009-08-03 02:31:51 PM
Albertan: And where are you finding all these women, ones that are hot enough to cook so much time staring at? TV? Do you all work for fashion magazines? Do you commute daily through Hotsville?

Work in downtown Chicago, ride the El twice a day, and live in Wrigleyville. The good lookin women be everywhere. Furthermore, a woman doesn't have to be A+++ smokin hot to be attractive, or worth looking at. I'd say at least half the women I see every day are worth giving a second look to, if not a smile. And yes, I do have standards.
 
2009-08-03 02:31:55 PM
geekluv: featurecreep: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

When you have huge tracts of land or other wonderful assets that can't be hidden, they will look good in anything

when you said "huge tracks of land" all I could think of was Monty Python's In Search of the Holy Grail...


Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Still no BIE so I guess not
 
2009-08-03 02:32:07 PM
Polarized sunglasses are a guy's best friend. Sometimes I wonder at the women who wear cleavage revealing outfits, or just generally dress in a way that says "Look at me!" and then get mad when you do.

Like when women wear shirts with writing over their chest, I always feel a little weird reading it.
 
2009-08-03 02:32:14 PM
www.sfbayview.com

What Ogling might look like.

/It's RELEVANT!
 
2009-08-03 02:32:25 PM
littlett's: imgod2u: whether or not the oglee's square-jawed boyfriend noticed and is now heading your way.

I would think that would greatly reduce the ogling time invested.


Or at least make you more discreet about it.
 
2009-08-03 02:32:27 PM
*feels violated*
 
2009-08-03 02:32:32 PM
why is it when I wear a dress at church I get guys rubbing up against me when leaving after the liturgy?
 
2009-08-03 02:32:55 PM
It just seems...low. But maybe I'm counting the time /after/ the ogle where you /remember/ the view...


Also..Pleasure to meet you Fluffgirl.
/Yep. Blatant.
 
2009-08-03 02:33:22 PM
geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

Speaking from personal experience...

Yes.

And I'm not ashamed to say I would :)

Not that I'd stare less at an attractive lady that wasn't... gives the imagination a bit more to work on, after all...

littlett's: Well I don't take very many photos. :/

More's the shame for the rest of the world :(

/Gonna be one of those afternoons, I see...
 
2009-08-03 02:33:54 PM
Is it still considered ogling if I'm picturing you doing a nude handstand with lit sparklers in your ass?
 
2009-08-03 02:34:08 PM
Albertan: Wow after reading this thread I feel like a freak.

I might have spent 43 minutes or more as a teenager, but now that I'm in my 30's and I'd be hard pressed to say I spend 4 minutes a day ogling ladies (porno/fap time aside).

Are you guy's all really that horny?
And where are you finding all these women, ones that are hot enough to cook so much time staring at? TV? Do you all work for fashion magazines? Do you commute daily through Hotsville?


/lol Hotsville
//Work in a casino
/// 43 minutes around here is what we call a 15 min break
////slashies!1111111
 
2009-08-03 02:34:18 PM
Starryeyes: *feels violated*

*oggles starryeyes*

/why yes i am underssing you with my eyes, but it would be easier if you let me use my hands instead
 
2009-08-03 02:34:34 PM
Jormungandr: Like when women wear shirts with writing over their chest, I always feel a little weird reading it


I can't see getting upset at a person staring at your chest if you are wearing one of those shirts.
 
2009-08-03 02:35:00 PM
fishrocket: geekluv: I wonder if guys stare at girls who wear v-neck tops more... I wear v-necks a lot... v-necks show more of my "assets"... then again I can't exactly hide them since they are "there"

Speaking from personal experience...

Yes.

And I'm not ashamed to say I would :)

Not that I'd stare less at an attractive lady that wasn't... gives the imagination a bit more to work on, after all...

littlett's: Well I don't take very many photos. :/

More's the shame for the rest of the world :(

/Gonna be one of those afternoons, I see...


i bet you want to drop stuff down my shirt
 
2009-08-03 02:35:09 PM
fatal_exception: Is it still considered ogling if I'm picturing you doing a nude handstand with lit sparklers in your ass?

I think that has moved on to daydreaming.
 
2009-08-03 02:35:16 PM
Jormungandr: I wonder at the women who wear cleavage revealing outfits, or just generally dress in a way that says "Look at me!" and then get mad when you do.

surftofind.com
"no. But you ARE wearing a ho's uniform."

/paraphrase.
 
2009-08-03 02:35:19 PM
fatal_exception: Is it still considered ogling if I'm picturing you doing a nude handstand with lit sparklers in your ass?


Nope.
 
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