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(The Sun)   Men will spend one year of their lives ogling women - or 43 minutes every single day   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 2357
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2009-08-03 01:40:53 PM  
imgod2u: hodaka: they based these findings on a poll?

A 7" one, yes.


Don't worry little guy, one day it'll grow.
 
2009-08-03 01:41:29 PM  
geekluv: Then again I am not so discreet when I am checking out a guy...

img249.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-03 01:41:35 PM  
i311.photobucket.com

/obligatory
 
2009-08-03 01:41:37 PM  
Brests were put on women to give the man something to look at while waiting for the head part to shut up.
 
2009-08-03 01:42:03 PM  
Where is the line between ogling and just checking someone out?
is that accounted for here? or are they counting everything as ogling? To me, actual ogling implies a connotation of some level of creepiness...
 
2009-08-03 01:42:19 PM  
littlett's: overlord_mike: like that?

Not quite like that, but during construction times near the office you do hear more tame remarks along those lines.


OH BABY, CAN I JACK HAMMER THAT ASS!!!!


/seriously, can i?
 
2009-08-03 01:42:24 PM  
I'm ogling at geekluv right now however.

How YOU doin my fav fark hottie?

/fapolicious
 
2009-08-03 01:42:30 PM  
if you ogle more than one woman at the time is that a menage a twogle?
 
2009-08-03 01:42:40 PM  
Estimate seems low, as has been stated.
 
2009-08-03 01:43:17 PM  
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2009-08-03 01:43:25 PM  
fernt: geekluv: Then again I am not so discreet when I am checking out a guy...

good.....

The_Primal_Janitor: /obligatory

he looks at other women since his wife has no shape and he could snap her like a twig in bed...
 
2009-08-03 01:44:03 PM  
Subtlety is lost on guys. We either need to be hit on the head with frying pans to notice a lady appreciating us or we think every woman is checking us out all the time.

There is no in between
 
2009-08-03 01:44:34 PM  
I work in science, nobody to ogle here :(
 
2009-08-03 01:44:37 PM  
littlett's: Wireless Joe: Time well spent, if you ask me. How much time do women spend getting ready to go out and be ogled? They don't really think they're making themselves pretty just for themselves, do they?

We are not just getting "presentable" for the boys. Some do it just to feel good.


And what makes you feel good? Would you have the same feeling if you stayed home -- but still dressed up -- and nobody ogled you?

I think this "feeling good about myself" is just euphemism for "showing off the goods". There's nothing wrong with that, but don't pretend it's something it's not.
 
2009-08-03 01:44:45 PM  
wookie1: imgod2u: hodaka: they based these findings on a poll?

A 7" one, yes.

Don't worry little guy, one day it'll grow.


Hahahahahahahahaha!!
 
2009-08-03 01:44:48 PM  
jafiwam: Brests were put on women to give the man something to look at while waiting for the head part to shut up.

The head part shuts up? How long does that take? We're talking geological time scales here, right?
 
2009-08-03 01:44:53 PM  
geekluv:

if a guy wants to stare at my chest I just let him...


*stares at geekluv's breasts*


Fluff Girl: LincolnLogolas: Women, whether they realize it or not, want to be ogled.

We realize it.


*stares at Fluffgirl's breasts*

long time no see fluffgirl
 
2009-08-03 01:45:01 PM  
Devin172: Yesterday while walking in the park:

Wife: "Is that girl topless over there?"

Me: "Sure looks that way."

Wife: "Let's get closer and find out."

Me: "Absolutely."


/also, if you were taking wedding photos yesterday, we're probably in your background


Topless wedding photos?!
 
2009-08-03 01:45:09 PM  
littlett's: LincolnLogolas: Deserving of obvious tag. Women, whether they realize it or not, want to be ogled. What other reason does a married woman have for spending an hour getting ready to go to the grocery store?

An hour to go to the store is stretching it a bit. ;)

And I'll admit, there are days I'm feeling flirty and dress the part.


Seriously. I mean, usually it's at least 90 minutes! (i keed, i keed)

And I'm going to require pics of this claimed "flirty dressing" behavior. I work with hardware and software engineers so I essentially never make my 43 minute quota. Help me out? (i keed .... well ... kinda)
 
2009-08-03 01:45:17 PM  
argylez: I'm ogling at geekluv right now however.

How YOU doin my fav fark hottie?

/fapolicious


I'm doing fine.... just wondering how much time women spend staring at men in one year... i work with more males than females so I don't have a problem about finding a nice guy to look at...
 
2009-08-03 01:45:39 PM  
geekluv: ...he could snap her like a twig in bed...

I'm sorry, there is no part of that statement that doesn't sound fun to try.
 
2009-08-03 01:45:59 PM  
littlett's: Sometimes you just like to look pretty for yourself.

Aah, well, there's the answer. I've never had that problem.
 
2009-08-03 01:46:15 PM  
swangoatman: if you ogle more than one woman at the time is that a menage a twogle?

she's into it...
 
2009-08-03 01:46:15 PM  
imgod2u: I think this "feeling good about myself" is just euphemism for "showing off the goods". There's nothing wrong with that, but don't pretend it's something it's not.

I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but sometimes women lie in an effort to appear less shallow than they actually are.
 
2009-08-03 01:46:19 PM  
geekluv: ffish: littlett's: Is that counting online time, or just IRL?

And how long does one have to look for it to be a good ogling?

Clearly this calls for controlled experiments. :) Never having been on the receiving end of an ogling, I can't say. Farkettes: how long does a guy (or girl) have to be checking you out before you have an "eyes up here!" moment?

if a guy wants to stare at my chest I just let him...


How YOU doin'?

//oblig...
 
2009-08-03 01:46:30 PM  
 
2009-08-03 01:46:36 PM  
43 minute ogling

MUCH more time fapping.
 
2009-08-03 01:47:02 PM  
wage0048: WTF Indeed: So how much time is "wasted" over he average life sleeping with and ogling women?

If time spent ogling women is "wasted," then over a 72-year life-span (counting from birth), then 1,130,814 minutes, or 2.15 years. I think I can live with that.

On the other hand, no one has shown that ogling women is a "waste" of time.


"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
-Bertrand Russell
 
2009-08-03 01:47:17 PM  
swangoatman: if you ogle more than one woman at the time is that a menage a twogle?

Dude, don't do that! You'll end up like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-08-03 01:47:30 PM  
overlord_mike: geekluv:

if a guy wants to stare at my chest I just let him...

*stares at geekluv's breasts*


Fluff Girl: LincolnLogolas: Women, whether they realize it or not, want to be ogled.

We realize it.

*stares at Fluffgirl's breasts*

long time no see fluffgirl


yeah i know you like them... you only live 2 hours away...


Wendy's Chili: Devin172: Yesterday while walking in the park:

Wife: "Is that girl topless over there?"

Me: "Sure looks that way."

Wife: "Let's get closer and find out."

Me: "Absolutely."


/also, if you were taking wedding photos yesterday, we're probably in your background

Topless wedding photos?!


I would love to see those
 
2009-08-03 01:47:51 PM  
i52.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-03 01:47:59 PM  
imgod2u: I think this "feeling good about myself" is just euphemism for "showing off the goods". There's nothing wrong with that, but don't pretend it's something it's not.

Not always, but I do see your point. Sometimes I get dressed and then just go to the movies by myself.
 
2009-08-03 01:48:37 PM  
Ogle this:

img17.imageshack.us


/sorry
//so...very...sorry
 
2009-08-03 01:48:37 PM  
featurecreep: geekluv: ...he could snap her like a twig in bed...

I'm sorry, there is no part of that statement that doesn't sound fun to try.


what i meant is he probably likes to be able to "handle" his women in bed but he cannot do that with Victoria...
 
2009-08-03 01:48:41 PM  
geekluv: argylez: I'm ogling at geekluv right now however.

How YOU doin my fav fark hottie?

/fapolicious

I'm doing fine.... just wondering how much time women spend staring at men in one year... i work with more males than females so I don't have a problem about finding a nice guy to look at...


I for one would like to know when I'm being checked out. I'm sure it happens, but get no feedback whatsoever.
 
2009-08-03 01:49:25 PM  
geekluv: just wondering how much time women spend staring at men in one year

Probably about the same. But women have better peripheral vision than men*, so they can do it more discreetly.

Though I suspect that women spend some of their 43 minutes looking at other women. Not to check out (giggity), but to compare and rank the competition.

*At least that's what I heard on NPR.
 
2009-08-03 01:49:32 PM  
ffish: And I'm going to require pics of this claimed "flirty dressing" behavior. I work with hardware and software engineers so I essentially never make my 43 minute quota. Help me out? (i keed .... well ... kinda)

Just tank tops, halter tops, and a good fitting pair of jeans or a mini skirt that does good things for me.
 
2009-08-03 01:49:44 PM  
fernt: Ogle this:

/sorry
//so...very...sorry


thats soooo wrong! then again this is Fark...
 
2009-08-03 01:50:18 PM  
littlett's: We are not just getting "presentable" for the boys. Some do it just to feel good.


BS, girls get "presentable" to look better then other girls. They couldn't give a **** if we notice them. Which makes sense since I, and I feel I'm safely assuming here, and other guys would ogle a hot chick in a garbage bag.

\I wouldn't get dressed up for me either.
 
2009-08-03 01:50:55 PM  
I'm about to go full-on James Edward Ogle-thorpe over here
 
2009-08-03 01:50:57 PM  
geekluv: elev8meL8r: geekluv:
if a guy wants to stare at my chest I just let him...

All this, and a humanitarian to boot. Are you gunning for some kinda Nobel prize or somethin'?

do you want me to be? I know you would give me one.... :)


Um, all this, and a humanitarian, *and* a D&D *and SCA* geek? How about sainthood?

/Not going to Pennsic this year?
 
2009-08-03 01:51:08 PM  
overlord_mike: Fluff Girl: LincolnLogolas: Women, whether they realize it or not, want to be ogled.

We realize it.

*stares at Fluffgirl's breasts*

long time no see fluffgirl


Really? Based on her profile I figured you'd be staring at her ass.
 
2009-08-03 01:51:09 PM  
pix.4gifs.com

/enjoy it while its there
 
2009-08-03 01:51:39 PM  
argylez: geekluv: argylez: I'm ogling at geekluv right now however.

How YOU doin my fav fark hottie?

/fapolicious

I'm doing fine.... just wondering how much time women spend staring at men in one year... i work with more males than females so I don't have a problem about finding a nice guy to look at...

I for one would like to know when I'm being checked out. I'm sure it happens, but get no feedback whatsoever.


No feed back is much better than unrestrained giggles.

Just assume No news is good news.

And if she's "looking at the floor" add a little thrust to your step.
 
2009-08-03 01:51:42 PM  
ggecko

why hello there
 
2009-08-03 01:52:13 PM  
geekluv:
yeah i know you like them... you only live 2 hours away...




i live farther than that
 
2009-08-03 01:52:47 PM  
Sadida: /enjoy it while its there

sharp knees. below my standard.
 
2009-08-03 01:52:51 PM  
Did I spell this correctly: littlett's: We are not just getting "presentable" for the boys. Some do it just to feel good.


BS, girls get "presentable" to look better then other girls. They couldn't give a **** if we notice them. Which makes sense since I, and I feel I'm safely assuming here, and other guys would ogle a hot chick in a garbage bag.

\I wouldn't get dressed up for me either.


Wait, wait, is the girl in the garbage bag, or am I? Or are we both in the garbage bag? This is important.
 
2009-08-03 01:52:52 PM  
Jesus, this thread will hit pi in no time.
 
2009-08-03 01:52:55 PM  
One time, in my younger, lighter, and hairier days, I was shopping for groceries by myself. I kept noticing that young, attractive women kept looking my way, and then would smile coyly (or at least that's how I interpreted it). They also seemed to be paying an inordinate amount of attention to my crotch. By the end of my grocery trip, I was positively beaming with glee and self-confidence. It was only when I got home that I realized that my fly was wide open, and my "Homer Simpson" underpants were on display for the whole world to see.
 
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