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(Some Guy)   Alleged deli thief caught chewing the evidence -- with picture goodness   (wcpo.com) divider line 96
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2009-08-03 05:49:47 AM
2and4: vertiaset: I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Ok, let's see your passport photo, genius.

/go ahead


are you seriously white knighting this?
 
2009-08-03 05:56:42 AM
Her previous hits from Dayton Ohio include Possession of Crack Cocaine (x3 from 1998)
 
2009-08-03 06:34:32 AM
sarestaurantreview.files.wordpress.com

mmmmm..piiickle


/do not want photo
 
2009-08-03 06:35:25 AM
She makes me feel pretty.

And I ain't pretty.
 
2009-08-03 06:39:05 AM
"Don't you know who I am!"


The cops are racist. Obviously she owned the deli. Obama will invite her for a beer.
 
2009-08-03 06:46:26 AM
Thought for sure it was a dude, then I read TFA. Oh well.
 
2009-08-03 07:48:10 AM
it looks hungy.
 
2009-08-03 07:51:14 AM
www.wcpo.com

I like cake
 
2009-08-03 08:42:56 AM
Someone ripped off a deli?
They must have called in the
img269.imageshack.us
"Place the hoagie on the dashboard and move away from your vehicle!!"
 
2009-08-03 08:56:53 AM
ArmyWarVet: Twins seperated at birth?

You Decide!


Came for a Goonies reference leaving satisfied...

/just have to say this in a Sloth voice, "Hey you guys!"...
 
2009-08-03 09:05:45 AM
Where are the eyebrows?

I thought Creature from the Black Lagoon, but even he does not want wearemoviegeeks.com
 
2009-08-03 09:08:49 AM
Murgus618: Where are the eyebrows?

I thought Creature from the Black Lagoon, but even he does not want


Don't you know? The biggest thing this Fall season is shaved eyebrows...
 
2009-08-03 09:16:13 AM
beoswulf: "Don't you know who I am!"


The cops are racist. Obviously she owned the deli. Obama will invite her for a beer.


Some people just can't help but attack without sense or provocation.
 
hej
2009-08-03 09:21:37 AM
soosuh: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.


Exactly.

"Police declined to elaborate on where the pickle was hidden."
 
2009-08-03 09:49:55 AM
Now there's some hard-hitting journalism.

Thank doG the pickle was recovered.
 
2009-08-03 09:55:27 AM
Vertiaset [TotalFark] 2009-08-03 03:06:49 AM
I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.



That would be my guess also (re: provided picture).
 
2009-08-03 10:04:46 AM
Memo to myself: Do not ever patronize a deli that would even let her IN...
 
2009-08-03 10:09:14 AM
hej: soosuh: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.

Exactly.

"Police declined to elaborate on where the pickle was hidden."


Pickle surprise?
 
2009-08-03 10:19:46 AM
paygun: damn look at that thing

Terrifying, innit?
 
2009-08-03 10:52:12 AM
Well, maybe she dresses well...or has a nice personality...or...or...oh, to hell with it
 
2009-08-03 10:54:29 AM
www.thebaglady.tv

Can't believe no one posted this.
 
2009-08-03 11:03:04 AM
Onager: Can't believe no one posted this.

What about this guy?

i249.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-03 11:05:50 AM
soosuh: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.


Makes you wonder: Was it still a cucumber when she took it?
 
2009-08-03 11:08:18 AM
How about some Deli-Thief meets Hamburglar in a steel-cage sandwich smackdown.

officialawesome.com

"I'd hit it"
 
2009-08-03 11:09:39 AM
Rubber Biscuit: beoswulf: "Don't you know who I am!"


The cops are racist. Obviously she owned the deli. Obama will invite her for a beer.

Some people just can't help but attack without sense or provocation.


True; might as well get used to it, as all the bigoted white people (as opposed to the non-bigoted white people) pour out their snark on President O at every chance they get.
 
2009-08-03 11:11:04 AM
Amigajoe: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "
-eewwwwwww. See I'd have let her keep the damn pickle...

/Bet they rinsed it off and re-sold it...


BWAAAA-hahahahahaha, I'm laughing and nauseated at the same time!
 
2009-08-03 11:24:58 AM
Came for mustard guy

left disappointed
 
2009-08-03 11:33:16 AM
So wouldn't it be attempted picklenapping?
 
2009-08-03 11:35:13 AM
What a bunch of Pickey-Petes you've become.
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire!
 
2009-08-03 11:42:47 AM
First I was all "that dude is FUGLY".

Then I realized he was a she.

Then I was all "doesn't matter...that dude is still FUGLY".
 
2009-08-03 11:43:32 AM
somebody post the BRAINS!!!!!! pic.......STAT!!!!
 
2009-08-03 11:46:45 AM
Open your mind.
www.wcpo.comspe.fotolog.com
 
2009-08-03 11:49:12 AM
My God! Is that even a human? I'm truly afraid....freakin' scary.

Let it eat what it wants, as long as it leaves when it is done!

/nuke it from space
//kill it with fire
///whatever...just kill it!
 
2009-08-03 11:49:33 AM
MBooda: Open your mind.

GOOD LORD!!!! They are twins!
 
2009-08-03 12:04:13 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Yum yum, me like pickle!
 
2009-08-03 12:05:14 PM
WHAT THE.....
5 dollar, 5 dollar crack whore...5 dollar...
 
2009-08-03 12:11:29 PM
So was it an alleged deli, or did someone steal the whole deli or what?
 
2009-08-03 12:34:41 PM
For some reason I read the name as "Baphomet".
 
2009-08-03 01:19:33 PM
The police noted a pickle was also present

/It was a cucumber when she picked it up, and then she had to sneak it out somehow....
 
2009-08-03 01:24:30 PM
warwick_hunt: Yum yum, me like pickle!


:D
 
2009-08-03 01:29:49 PM
diceofdeath: What, not even a rye smile?

+1


P.S. I sure hope they didn't put that pickle back in the barrel after they recovered it.
 
2009-08-03 02:39:05 PM
That ain't no forehead, that's a fivehead. Maybe even a sixhead.
 
2009-08-03 05:39:48 PM
rebelyell2006: hej: soosuh: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.

Exactly.

"Police declined to elaborate on where the pickle was hidden."

Pickle surprise?


quite an incident

/it went in a cucumber, by the by
 
2009-08-03 09:03:39 PM
She looks like the slow son in Duckman.
 
2009-08-04 12:06:38 AM
Links: "You forgot to pay!"

/FTW!!
 
2009-08-04 02:13:40 PM
She somehow managed to get arrested, driven to the police station, and booked, all while having deli meat scraps still on her lips. (Had to look at the larger picture, .... no, i'm still not sure why)
 
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