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(Some Guy)   Alleged deli thief caught chewing the evidence -- with picture goodness   (wcpo.com) divider line 96
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2009-08-03 01:22:56 AM
Why are all the sexy women taken???
 
2009-08-03 01:59:37 AM
www.wcpo.com
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
 
2009-08-03 02:11:52 AM
Sounds like she was angry and couldn't afford to eat.

Prison might be a good place for her for awhile. 3 square meals and time to think.
 
2009-08-03 02:13:59 AM
"Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.
 
2009-08-03 02:14:57 AM
Should be titled "Alleged deli thief caught chewing the evid...GOD GOOD WHAT IS THAT THING? KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Two extra doses of ugly right there.
 
2009-08-03 02:15:01 AM
Sharp knees. Would not hit.
 
2009-08-03 02:18:00 AM
Bunnyhat: Sounds like she was angry and couldn't afford to eat.

Prison might be a good place for her for awhile. 3 square meals and time to think.


That's racist!
 
2009-08-03 02:20:44 AM
Looks almost like a clone of Jesse Jackson (AKA Jesse Jackass).
 
2009-08-03 02:22:28 AM
Gridlock: Looks almost like a clone of Jesse Jackson (AKA Jesse Jackass).

...Dad?
 
2009-08-03 02:22:38 AM
I clicked thinking, "oh.. it's just got to be puppies.. puppies got into the lunchmeat! Maybe even Weinerdogs! Prepare for awesome cuteness!"

..

not

amused.
 
2009-08-03 02:23:14 AM
WHAT THE FARK IS THAT? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT OH GOD?
 
2009-08-03 02:23:56 AM
Is it just me or are some people just too stupid to... I don't know. My brain hurts, I'm going to go to bed.
 
2009-08-03 02:28:06 AM
Police also say she was still chewing still chewing and admitted to just eating some meat.

Wow, that must be a crummy deli if it was taking her that long to chew some lunchmeat.
 
2009-08-03 02:28:19 AM
How can she be charged with both theft and attempted theft of a sandwich?
 
2009-08-03 02:28:57 AM
damn look at that thing
 
2009-08-03 02:29:19 AM
gunther_bumpass: I clicked thinking, "oh.. it's just got to be puppies.. puppies got into the lunchmeat! Maybe even Weinerdogs! Prepare for awesome cuteness!"

..

not

amused.


I thought the exact same thing... it's gotta be some animal... no way was I prepared for that type of animal... had to read the article twice just to make sure the writer got their pronouns right.

/hat's off to you submitter. you got me hook, line and sinker
 
2009-08-03 02:29:47 AM
How many kids does she have, do you think?
 
2009-08-03 02:37:26 AM
Well that's a particularly bright look she has.
 
2009-08-03 02:42:07 AM
What, not even a rye smile?
 
2009-08-03 02:43:10 AM
Sad really. Nurture or Nature?
 
2009-08-03 02:44:51 AM
She just needs 3 hots and a cot, that's all.
 
2009-08-03 02:46:39 AM
Looks like she got hit with the ugly stick HAAARD.
 
2009-08-03 02:52:38 AM
LadyMech: Police also say she was still chewing still chewing and admitted to just eating some meat.

Wow, that must be a crummy deli if it was taking her that long to chew some lunchmeat.


Maybe she doesn't have any teeth.
 
2009-08-03 02:53:18 AM
soosuh: "Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "

Hehehehehe.


Oh thank God! I was worried about the pickle.
 
2009-08-03 02:57:10 AM
nrdgrl: I'LL SWALLOW EAT YOUR SOUL!

www.urb.com

Come to daddy!
 
2009-08-03 02:58:58 AM
www.yourprops.com

"They should all be destroyed"
 
2009-08-03 03:06:49 AM
I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
 
2009-08-03 03:09:15 AM
Sweeter than chooger: Looks like she got hit with the ugly stick HAAARD.

www.vinmag.com

she IS the ugly stick.
 
2009-08-03 03:10:41 AM
First of all: that's a SHE? *do not want bear or dog pic here, take your pick*
FTFA: Magobet is charged with theft and attempted theft.
Isn't that one in the same? Do you get charged with attempted jaywalking and jaywalking?
/Meh.
 
2009-08-03 03:14:48 AM
i204.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-03 03:16:59 AM
BRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS!
 
2009-08-03 03:17:59 AM
How does this even make the news? Some fatty walks out of a store with lunchmeat and a journalist feels we need to know?

Really?
 
2009-08-03 03:18:24 AM
vertiaset: I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

img510.imageshack.us

Explains Jesse Jackass too.
 
2009-08-03 03:18:50 AM
Twins seperated at birth?

www.liverpoolpies.tv

www.wcpo.com

You Decide!
 
2009-08-03 03:20:17 AM
she looks like something out of duck tales.
 
2009-08-03 03:21:41 AM
vertiaset: I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

NAILED IT.
 
2009-08-03 03:22:52 AM
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

weeeee-eeeeeewww!
for some reason that theme song has been getting stuck in my head at really inopportune times.
 
2009-08-03 03:26:21 AM
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

Ma Beagle or Fenton Crackshells mother?
 
2009-08-03 03:28:03 AM
Markoff_Cheney
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

weeeee-eeeeeewww!
for some reason that theme song has been getting stuck in my head at really inopportune times.


because it's a classic and a great theme song?
 
2009-08-03 03:34:28 AM
ArmyWarVet
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

Ma Beagle or Fenton Crackshells mother?


not Ma Beagle since she looks like a duck, but i don't remember Fenton Crackshells....

/hangs head in shame
 
2009-08-03 03:39:32 AM
Here is a reminder. She was the trailer trash duck on the show. Even lived in a "Silver Bullet."

www.sullivanet.com
 
2009-08-03 03:43:26 AM
ArmyWarVet

oooooo! Pretty close, right down to the pink robe/t-shirt.
 
2009-08-03 03:44:17 AM
oi_piss_me_off: Markoff_Cheney
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

weeeee-eeeeeewww!
for some reason that theme song has been getting stuck in my head at really inopportune times.

because it's a classic and a great theme song?


Yes, yes it is.
 
2009-08-03 03:54:43 AM
"You forgot to pay!"
img15.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-03 04:00:44 AM
Markoff_Cheney: oi_piss_me_off: Markoff_Cheney
oi_piss_me_off: she looks like something out of duck tales.

weeeee-eeeeeewww!
for some reason that theme song has been getting stuck in my head at really inopportune times.

because it's a classic and a great theme song?

Yes, yes it is.


I really love the song myself!
 
2009-08-03 04:03:01 AM
"Bless her heart"
 
2009-08-03 04:15:52 AM
Holy farking hell, there really is the occasional case of a harlequin baby surviving to adulthood!

/Don't google harlequin babies. NSFW/NMS doesn't even begin to cover it.
 
2009-08-03 04:51:19 AM
"Police noted a pickle was recovered from Magobet before she left the store. "
-eewwwwwww. See I'd have let her keep the damn pickle...

/Bet they rinsed it off and re-sold it...
 
2009-08-03 05:07:04 AM
myinternetname, that link was not even close to what I had expected.

Wow. Just...wow.
 
2009-08-03 05:43:12 AM
vertiaset: I forgot to label that picture ... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Ok, let's see your passport photo, genius.

/go ahead
 
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