Then all you need to do is get one of these to restore the mouse's foreskin and it's a never ending meal.

So, is that a diet tip?

jekxrb: utsagrad123: get one of these

damn

I winced and I'm a girl.

Meh, it's the balls that really hurt.

Look, the humor inherent notwithstanding...I'm wiling to bet mice have some damned itty-bitty foreskins. How many different areas did they try before they figured THAT crap out?

Oh, geez, another circumcision thread.

/cut
//couldn't imagine being "more sensitive"

Dr. Bruce Spiegelman, Mouse Mohel.

The new fall season on Fox: We don't give a shiat, and neither do you.

brainiac-dumdum: The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute is funded primarily by the federal gov't. Most of its funding comes from National Cancer Institute and the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, although it does get funding from private foundations and individuals contributions as well.

Government-funded health care at work.

This stuff is what money SHOULD be spent on. I'd much rather my tax dollars go to science/medical research than helping other people buy cars, thankyouverymuch.

doglover: jekxrb: utsagrad123: get one of these

damn

I winced and I'm a girl.

Meh, it's the balls that really hurt.

Yeah, stay away from the MyBallsClamp

Basically, they've turned foreskin cells into "brown fat" cells, which contains a proton channel that converts glucose products to heat instead of ATP. Evidently babies have lots of brown fat, to keep their body heat up.

So, I suppose you could eat a lot of babies, or you could take 2,4-Dinitrophenol which has a similar effect on mitochonrial proton channels. Just make sure you don't take too much of it, as you can burn yourself into a fever coma and get brain damage.

And you guys wondered how Minnie Mouse has stayed so svelte over the years.

Put down the mouse dick and try this exciting new diet:

STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE LARDASS AND GET SOME EXERCISE

If you need help, roll some donuts downhill and go get them.

Fano: And you guys wondered how Minnie Mouse has stayed so svelte over the years.

Go on....

Smeggy Smurf: Put down the mouse dick and try this exciting new diet:

STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE LARDASS AND GET SOME EXERCISE

If you need help, roll some donuts downhill and go get them.

...but, but ,but, that's not an exercise plan that sounds like work;)

tinfoil-hat maggie: Smeggy Smurf: Put down the mouse dick and try this exciting new diet:

STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE LARDASS AND GET SOME EXERCISE

If you need help, roll some donuts downhill and go get them.

...but, but ,but, that's not an exercise plan that sounds like work;)

You're right. We should just harvest the fatasses for their essential oils to light our lamps. My ex-wife should produce enough oil to keep New York lit for at least a couple weeks.

Harry_Seldon: oops, wrong thread..

Appreciated nonetheless.

Harry_Seldon: look at the 6 pack

No, I think you may be in the right place. She probably has had quite a bit of experimence with mouse sized foreskins.

Harry_Seldon: Harry_Seldon: look at the 6 pack

oops, wrong thread..

Um, that's quite alright.
/More Please?

Smeggy Smurf: tinfoil-hat maggie: Smeggy Smurf: Put down the mouse dick and try this exciting new diet:

STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE LARDASS AND GET SOME EXERCISE

If you need help, roll some donuts downhill and go get them.

...but, but ,but, that's not an exercise plan that sounds like work;)

You're right. We should just harvest the fatasses for their essential oils to light our lamps. My ex-wife should produce enough oil to keep New York lit for at least a couple weeks.

Now that sounds like a way to beat peak oil:)

Harry_Seldon: oops, wrong thread..

If you don't mind, where were you planning on posting that pic?

Because that thread may be relevant to my interests.