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(Sun Journal (Maine))   Mr. and Mrs. Woman would like to announce the wedding of their daughter, Wonder to Superman. The event is to be held at Fortress of Solitude. Spandex optional   (sunjournal.com) divider line 57
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2009-08-01 09:30:20 AM
Should have held out for Power Girl. Bigger rack.
 
2009-08-01 09:31:55 AM
That's pretty cool. Albeit lame choice of heros, pretty cool.
 
2009-08-01 09:32:09 AM
When the superhero idea first came up, they weren't even engaged. And neither is a huge comic-book fan. But Lucchese had a Superman T-shirt he wore a lot. He could work his hair into the perfect Supes' spit-curl.

Picture of said groom:

img13.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-01 09:32:25 AM
The nerdiest wedding in the history of the universe.
 
2009-08-01 09:32:55 AM
What are ""Witches""?. I've heard of witches, but these so-called ""Witches"" are apparently a whole new breed.
 
2009-08-01 09:33:23 AM
Not cool. Stupid.
 
2009-08-01 09:33:32 AM
The Flash has kind of let himself go.
 
2009-08-01 09:33:43 AM
A Tick wedding would be cool, although all your wedding gifts would just be spoons.
 
2009-08-01 09:33:55 AM
Oh hell, never mind. It was a weak joke to begin with. It's funny how HTML entities so rarely do the thing you expect. They seem so simple...
 
2009-08-01 09:35:23 AM
So lame...
 
2009-08-01 09:35:46 AM
Xenomech: The Flash has kind of let himself go.

Really? Which one?

img38.imageshack.us
 
2009-08-01 09:36:08 AM
Who's the dick in the spiderman suit?
 
2009-08-01 09:41:54 AM
ilikeracecars: Who's the dick in the spiderman suit?

I knew there'd be someone who doesn't want to mix Marvel with DC.

I'd go as the Hulk, then smash the bride. And the Bridesmaids. And the mother. And the female guests...
 
2009-08-01 09:43:16 AM
Xenomech: The Flash has kind of let himself go.

Wedding photos?

www.geckoandfly.com

/so sorry
 
2009-08-01 09:44:38 AM
therecksays: Should have held out for Power Girl. Bigger rack.

Yeah, but wonder Wonder Woman's kinkier.
 
2009-08-01 09:50:14 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum: Xenomech: The Flash has kind of let himself go.

Wedding photos?

/so sorry


Don't apologize. That just made my day.

/@work on a Saturday
//When my TFette friend is touring London's Library
///Waiting for drive to format... Lame
 
2009-08-01 09:56:59 AM
i182.photobucket.com
Approves.

/Obscure?
//character/anime probably not
///relevance, maybe...
 
2009-08-01 09:58:07 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum: Xenomech: The Flash has kind of let himself go.

Wedding photos?

/so sorry


I laughed. Good one!
 
2009-08-01 09:59:20 AM
Now I Is!: Wonder Woman's kinkier.

"Tie me up and make me tell the truth, baby!"
 
2009-08-01 10:02:38 AM
Meanwhile....back at the Hall of Justice...Superman and Wonder Woman were conjuring up ways to ensure their future children will never get laid.....
 
2009-08-01 10:02:45 AM
okami36: Approves.

/Obscure?
//character/anime probably not
///relevance, maybe...


Maybe it's some sort of Project (new window)?


Maybe it has to do with parenting (wink wink, nudge nudge)

/do I win a cookie or something?
 
2009-08-01 10:04:17 AM
Technically, it would be Diana to Kal-El, right

/crickets
//personally, I'd like to tag Harley Quinn
///more crickets
 
2009-08-01 10:09:28 AM
Countdown to Super Divorce party...
 
2009-08-01 10:22:46 AM
Also, I bet Mr. Woman took a lot of abuse from his fellows when he was a kid.
 
2009-08-01 10:33:21 AM
Considering all the weirdos, cosplayers, furries, weeaboos, vampires, otaku, and other embarrassing types who have infiltrated and demanded the spotlight, I'm seriously considering turning in my geek card and disassociating myself with geekdom.

There once was a time when you could go to SDCC (or any comic convention) and the only people running around in costumes were the ones being paid to do so by the comic book company. And 99.5% of what was there was comic books-- Not movies, not anime, not bad romance novels about glittering vampires, and not the ridonkulous amount of Star Wars (which I otherwise love). There were cons for those things, individually.

And we didn't see many of these people dressing up for publicity, either. Sure, you'd have the rare "Elvis" wedding, or maybe even a Star Trek wedding, but that was it.

Now, suddenly, all these weirdos are coming out of the woodwork in their homemade costumes, talking to reporters as if they're representatives of geekdom, blabbing about how many hours it took to get the cape or helmet just right, and generally making those of us in the geek world look less like geeks, and more like complete dorks.

Dammit. This "geek chic" thing has got to end. These people aren't geeks; They're spazzes. They misrepresent what it is to be a geek. They're hipsters in disguise. They've ruined being a geek, and turned it into a competition of who can get the best, most expensive outfit--- Which is why we geeks and alternative types didn't want to play with the preps in the first place!

The same thing happened with goth. It went from a bunch of people who liked a certain genre of film, literature, and music and preferred to dress in thrift shop clothes that were artistically altered, to a group of idiots who compete by paying the most for their costume/clothes from a mall or specialty shop.

These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

Just wait sports nuts... They're coming for you, next.
You know, not one bit of MSM news out of SDCC was about comic books!

/First rule we learn as young boys...
//This is what happens when you let girls in your clubhouse! ///They wanna play dress-up.
////And you do it because you want to get laid. Sucker.
//Enjoy your Twilight weddings, guys of the future.
 
2009-08-01 10:38:15 AM
imfallen_angel: okami36: Approves.

/Obscure?
//character/anime probably not
///relevance, maybe...

Maybe it's some sort of Project (new window)?

Maybe it has to do with parenting (wink wink, nudge nudge)

/do I win a cookie or something?


Cookies or cake, your choice.


ZeroCorpse: ///They wanna play dress-up.
////And you do it because you want to get laid. Sucker.
its fun and brings a little spice to the bedroom (or tent or backseat or convention hall bathroom).
 
2009-08-01 10:41:03 AM
okami36: its fun and brings a little spice to the bedroom (or tent or backseat or convention hall bathroom).

Then do it at home, behind closed doors.

Don't stand in front of news cameras and proclaim this the new face of geekdom.

Really. If this is the depths one has to sink to in order to get laid, then I'd say abstinence is the way to go.
 
2009-08-01 11:00:42 AM
Lois must be pissed...
 
2009-08-01 11:05:46 AM
Superman was flying one day when he looked down on a beach and saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked. Since she was on her back with her legs apart he thought, "I can just go down there and nail her at super speed. I'll be gone before she knows what hit her."

Superman swooped down, thrust at superhuman speed, dropped his load, and flew off. Wonder Woman shot up and yelled, "What in the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man replied, "I don't know but my ass is killing me."
 
2009-08-01 11:09:18 AM
Whoa. They met at the oak ridge playhouse seven years ago... That's where I met The Girl That Got Away, nine years ago.
 
2009-08-01 11:09:40 AM
ZeroCorpse:

Don't stand in front of news cameras and proclaim this the new face of geekdom.


Don't blame everyone for the idiots and the media. I'm a true geek who would wear an appropriate costume for the fun of wearing one. Not just to shove my prefrences in others faces. And as far as the seperate cons now being combined/overrun by other genres, well thats just buisness. Many of our local cons fizzled untill they joined forces and cut their costs. I'll take what I can get and just ignore the lame ass sparkling shyat.
 
2009-08-01 11:35:58 AM
I wonder if she deflected his bullets on the honeymoon with her magic bracelets? Or will she be popping out the Wonder Twins Zan and Jana soon?

ACTIVATE
 
2009-08-01 11:54:54 AM
ippolit:
Superman was flying one day when he looked down on a beach and saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked. Since she was on her back with her legs apart he thought, "I can just go down there and nail her at super speed. I'll be gone before she knows what hit her."

Superman swooped down, thrust at superhuman speed, dropped his load, and flew off. Wonder Woman shot up and yelled, "What in the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man replied, "I don't know but my ass is killing me."


This would be funny if "The Invisible Man" was actually a comic book superhero from DC*, and not a book character from HG Wells.

*not counting "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen", where the IM actually was anally raped... to death, by Mr. Hyde. Different continuity.
 
2009-08-01 12:01:02 PM
The grooms looks more like a dark haired Guy Gardner that Superman to me with that haircut.

People should be allowed to do what makes them happy.

Even if it's to ridicule someone that does something like this.
 
2009-08-01 12:01:19 PM
i32.tinypic.com

Dude, you may be living out your cosplay fantasies with this wedding but take a better look. She's got the crazy eyes and already giving some serious directions to everybody.

She's your kryptonite. Run like a motherfugger already!
 
2009-08-01 12:02:42 PM
ZeroCorpse: These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

True geeks are too busy throwing dice and compiling the Linux kernel to notice.
 
jph
2009-08-01 12:08:44 PM
What this thread has been missing so far:

Fifty Hot Girls in Wonder Woman costumes
 
2009-08-01 12:10:29 PM
Preston Preston: ZeroCorpse: These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

True geeks are too busy throwing dice and compiling the Linux kernel to notice.


Those who would lay claim to ownership of the term "geek" ought to recall that it already HAS a correct definition. A geek is a sideshow attraction - a dirty, disheveled "wild-man" who is kept in a cage, and bites the heads off chickens for the amusement of the rubes.
 
2009-08-01 12:13:52 PM
ZeroCorpse: Considering all the weirdos, cosplayers, furries, weeaboos, vampires, otaku, and other embarrassing types who have infiltrated and demanded the spotlight, I'm seriously considering turning in my geek card and disassociating myself with geekdom.

There once was a time when you could go to SDCC (or any comic convention) and the only people running around in costumes were the ones being paid to do so by the comic book company. And 99.5% of what was there was comic books-- Not movies, not anime, not bad romance novels about glittering vampires, and not the ridonkulous amount of Star Wars (which I otherwise love). There were cons for those things, individually.

And we didn't see many of these people dressing up for publicity, either. Sure, you'd have the rare "Elvis" wedding, or maybe even a Star Trek wedding, but that was it.

Now, suddenly, all these weirdos are coming out of the woodwork in their homemade costumes, talking to reporters as if they're representatives of geekdom, blabbing about how many hours it took to get the cape or helmet just right, and generally making those of us in the geek world look less like geeks, and more like complete dorks.

Dammit. This "geek chic" thing has got to end. These people aren't geeks; They're spazzes. They misrepresent what it is to be a geek. They're hipsters in disguise. They've ruined being a geek, and turned it into a competition of who can get the best, most expensive outfit--- Which is why we geeks and alternative types didn't want to play with the preps in the first place!

The same thing happened with goth. It went from a bunch of people who liked a certain genre of film, literature, and music and preferred to dress in thrift shop clothes that were artistically altered, to a group of idiots who compete by paying the most for their costume/clothes from a mall or specialty shop.

These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

Just wait sports nuts... They're coming for you, next.
You know, not one bit of MSM news out of SDCC was about comic books!

/First rule we learn as young boys...
//This is what happens when you let girls in your clubhouse! ///They wanna play dress-up.
////And you do it because you want to get laid. Sucker.
//Enjoy your Twilight weddings, guys of the future.


+1
 
2009-08-01 12:25:30 PM
jso2897: Preston Preston: ZeroCorpse: These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

True geeks are too busy throwing dice and compiling the Linux kernel to notice.

Those who would lay claim to ownership of the term "geek" ought to recall that it already HAS a correct definition. A geek is a sideshow attraction - a dirty, disheveled "wild-man" who is kept in a cage, and bites the heads off chickens for the amusement of the rubes.


Clearly you've never compiled the Linux kernel.
 
2009-08-01 12:47:11 PM
PETER: Hey, what are you doing here?

SUPERMAN: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book.
 
2009-08-01 12:53:49 PM
jso2897: Preston Preston: ZeroCorpse: These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

True geeks are too busy throwing dice and compiling the Linux kernel to notice.

Those who would lay claim to ownership of the term "geek" ought to recall that it already HAS a correct definition. A geek is a sideshow attraction - a dirty, disheveled "wild-man" who is kept in a cage, and bites the heads off chickens for the amusement of the rubes.


And now it has two. What's your point?
 
2009-08-01 01:03:57 PM
she makes for a pretty good wonder woman in a Halloween costume sense, but the guy... what the hell... it's like elvis meets superman or something worse.
 
2009-08-01 01:47:24 PM
Then there are stories where Maine makes Fark and instead of the warm fuzzy feeling that I get when my neighbors are being stupid enough to make Fark there are these stories that make me want to hang my head low and beg for forgiveness on their behalf. Then again, there are times when I wish my sentences weren't that long and were more readable.

By the way, there doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground with the women in Maine. They are usually either butt-ugly or really very beautiful. As you can see, this one is not the latter.
 
2009-08-01 02:12:03 PM
ZeroCorpse: Considering all the weirdos, cosplayers, furries, weeaboos, vampires, otaku, and other embarrassing types who have infiltrated and demanded the spotlight, I'm seriously considering turning in my geek card and disassociating myself with geekdom.


lh6.ggpht.com
 
2009-08-01 02:50:54 PM
And I thought a Star Trek-themed wedding was the pinnacle of nerddom.

I stand corrected.
 
2009-08-01 04:53:33 PM
did it bother anyone else that the article spelled "sci fi" channel as "syfy"?
 
2009-08-01 04:58:08 PM
me.and.the.devil: did it bother anyone else that the article spelled "sci fi" channel as "syfy"?

The channel changed its name recently as part of a rebranding initiative. It still sucks just as much as before, but now it's edgier with the Y's.
 
2009-08-01 06:10:37 PM
eraser8: Also, I bet Mr. Woman took a lot of abuse from his fellows when he was a kid.

farm2.static.flickr.com
/it ain't over yet
 
2009-08-01 06:43:32 PM
jph: What this thread has been missing so far:

Fifty Hot Girls in Wonder Woman costumes


www.byrnerobotics.com

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