When the superhero idea first came up, they weren't even engaged. And neither is a huge comic-book fan. But Lucchese had a Superman T-shirt he wore a lot. He could work his hair into the perfect Supes' spit-curl.

Picture of said groom:

The nerdiest wedding in the history of the universe.

Xenomech: The Flash has kind of let himself go.

Really? Which one?

Now I Is!: Wonder Woman's kinkier.

"Tie me up and make me tell the truth, baby!"

Also, I bet Mr. Woman took a lot of abuse from his fellows when he was a kid.

Considering all the weirdos, cosplayers, furries, weeaboos, vampires, otaku, and other embarrassing types who have infiltrated and demanded the spotlight, I'm seriously considering turning in my geek card and disassociating myself with geekdom.

There once was a time when you could go to SDCC (or any comic convention) and the only people running around in costumes were the ones being paid to do so by the comic book company. And 99.5% of what was there was comic books-- Not movies, not anime, not bad romance novels about glittering vampires, and not the ridonkulous amount of Star Wars (which I otherwise love). There were cons for those things, individually.

And we didn't see many of these people dressing up for publicity, either. Sure, you'd have the rare "Elvis" wedding, or maybe even a Star Trek wedding, but that was it.

Now, suddenly, all these weirdos are coming out of the woodwork in their homemade costumes, talking to reporters as if they're representatives of geekdom, blabbing about how many hours it took to get the cape or helmet just right, and generally making those of us in the geek world look less like geeks, and more like complete dorks.

Dammit. This "geek chic" thing has got to end. These people aren't geeks; They're spazzes. They misrepresent what it is to be a geek. They're hipsters in disguise. They've ruined being a geek, and turned it into a competition of who can get the best, most expensive outfit--- Which is why we geeks and alternative types didn't want to play with the preps in the first place!

The same thing happened with goth. It went from a bunch of people who liked a certain genre of film, literature, and music and preferred to dress in thrift shop clothes that were artistically altered, to a group of idiots who compete by paying the most for their costume/clothes from a mall or specialty shop.

These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

Just wait sports nuts... They're coming for you, next.
You know, not one bit of MSM news out of SDCC was about comic books!

/First rule we learn as young boys...
//This is what happens when you let girls in your clubhouse! ///They wanna play dress-up.
////And you do it because you want to get laid. Sucker.
//Enjoy your Twilight weddings, guys of the future.

okami36: its fun and brings a little spice to the bedroom (or tent or backseat or convention hall bathroom).

Then do it at home, behind closed doors.

Don't stand in front of news cameras and proclaim this the new face of geekdom.

Really. If this is the depths one has to sink to in order to get laid, then I'd say abstinence is the way to go.

Lois must be pissed...

ZeroCorpse: Considering all the weirdos, cosplayers, furries, weeaboos, vampires, otaku, and other embarrassing types who have infiltrated and demanded the spotlight, I'm seriously considering turning in my geek card and disassociating myself with geekdom.

There once was a time when you could go to SDCC (or any comic convention) and the only people running around in costumes were the ones being paid to do so by the comic book company. And 99.5% of what was there was comic books-- Not movies, not anime, not bad romance novels about glittering vampires, and not the ridonkulous amount of Star Wars (which I otherwise love). There were cons for those things, individually.

And we didn't see many of these people dressing up for publicity, either. Sure, you'd have the rare "Elvis" wedding, or maybe even a Star Trek wedding, but that was it.

Now, suddenly, all these weirdos are coming out of the woodwork in their homemade costumes, talking to reporters as if they're representatives of geekdom, blabbing about how many hours it took to get the cape or helmet just right, and generally making those of us in the geek world look less like geeks, and more like complete dorks.

Dammit. This "geek chic" thing has got to end. These people aren't geeks; They're spazzes. They misrepresent what it is to be a geek. They're hipsters in disguise. They've ruined being a geek, and turned it into a competition of who can get the best, most expensive outfit--- Which is why we geeks and alternative types didn't want to play with the preps in the first place!

The same thing happened with goth. It went from a bunch of people who liked a certain genre of film, literature, and music and preferred to dress in thrift shop clothes that were artistically altered, to a group of idiots who compete by paying the most for their costume/clothes from a mall or specialty shop.

These hipster, trend-jumping f*cks ruin everything for everybody.

Just wait sports nuts... They're coming for you, next.
You know, not one bit of MSM news out of SDCC was about comic books!

/First rule we learn as young boys...
//This is what happens when you let girls in your clubhouse! ///They wanna play dress-up.
////And you do it because you want to get laid. Sucker.
//Enjoy your Twilight weddings, guys of the future.

+1

Then there are stories where Maine makes Fark and instead of the warm fuzzy feeling that I get when my neighbors are being stupid enough to make Fark there are these stories that make me want to hang my head low and beg for forgiveness on their behalf. Then again, there are times when I wish my sentences weren't that long and were more readable.

By the way, there doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground with the women in Maine. They are usually either butt-ugly or really very beautiful. As you can see, this one is not the latter.

jph: What this thread has been missing so far:

Fifty Hot Girls in Wonder Woman costumes



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